I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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It would make a great dildo
Use ur mind dumbass
o.O did it burn so good?
Burnt pubes smell gross
this went over most people's heads...it's her dildo, folks..
it says right in the instructions of the curling iron do not insert into any oriface. morons.
soo many people already cleared that up
A soup ladle?! Fuck.
I suggest everyone watch 'Sleepaway Camp' to see what happens when curling iron meets vag
Ouch. I like real dick not metal
i think people are over the text and more into the laddle.
Just stuff it in there and spread it open. Big sloppy vag. Yum.
Electric toothbrush! Hairbrush! Oh cucumbers!!! Yep!! But some girl in my freshman class got a pencil stuck in her during class and they had to send her to the hospital! And my friend was using a brrom on her dryer when her mom walked in and she jumped down and landed on it!!! Ouch I cried when I heard about it
540 is BASICALLY 50% of the state. It's everywhere. Chill the fuck out. Fuck!
I hope you used the spoon end of the ladle. Mmmmm
^hahaha me too. it took me like 5 minutes to figure this out. and yeah not funny at alll, texts fromlast night SUCKSSS at picking good ones lately
ok funny and all but who would text a rhetorical statement?
i call obvious fake
funny none the less
Electric toothbrush, ftw!
12:51- I highly doubt that was your friend on the dryer bc I'm pretty sure everyone has heard that story so your just a downright liar
I agree with the person who said Electric toothbrush ftw! Curling irons are way too scary. Plus, they don't vibrate.
definately din't get this.
Yea 540 Is middle and western Va, (i.e bumfuck nowhere)
540 is more than one place. It's NOVA and SW. Such as Roanoke and Fredricksburg. You all suck.
12:51, how the hell did a pencil get stuck in her? How small was she?
Got pics? If not don't talk shit
For all u retards she was thinking of using it as a dildo for those of u who do not no what a dildo is kill your self
one of my favorite toys is my curling iron...
what the fuck. how does this get posted and the texts i submit that are soo much funnier never do. this is shit.
dude, just use your hairbrush.
I've used a soup ladle as a dildo before.
540 is Norhern VA! 7:07 is an idiot.
540 is Northern Virginia you idiots.
this isn't even remotely funny.
540 isnt a northern virginia area code 6:01 am. Your an idiot, you lived there-you should know you didnt live in northern virginia. 540 is hick western and southern virginia so this makes sense. 703 is so much better :)
ew that would be grody if you kept using it in your hair after, even if you cleaned it.
I love my curling iron as a dildo!! Flat iron is preet awesome too!!
Ah my old area code. Oh how I miss my 540 number. Hate the girls in Northern Virginia though. They're gross, including whoever posted this.