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  So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.

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• wow, love when people substitute d's for th's. soo classy. holla. also, ew, she probably wasn't upset about the condom itself but that you didn't bother to throw away the wrapper. learn to clean up after yourself, especially if you have a nosy mother.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:29pm

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• I like to watch those two while pulling the ole pud! Quiet guy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:41pm

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• haha i always wonder if it will someday slip out that i lost my virginity at 15.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:22pm

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• Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 2:10am

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• This text was probably a girl which is what makes it funny. R/C

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:42pm

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• Do you ever clean your room?? OP=gross.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:48pm

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• 10:49 here. youre right, i do get alot of pussy... and i mean alotttt. but my dick isnt quite as big as a pringles can. it has the same girth, but it is about an inch and a half shorter.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:05pm

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• 10:49 here. actually 11:36, im white and dont have any kids (that i know of) and i dont have any std's (that i know of). but youre right, there are too many fatherless nigglettes running around. if you see one, make sure you run it over. the more you run over, the better.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:42am

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• no, it definitely wont slip out. i think your secret is safe.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:02pm

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• People who name themselves on TFLN really need to go diaf.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:55pm

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• I only use condoms when I don't know the guy fucking me in the ass all that well. Da Brooklyn kid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:38pm

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• your talking about the snack pack pringles can right?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:31pm

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• damn 10:49, youre such a pimp. i wish i could get laid as much as you do. you are a true man and i bet you have a dick like a pringles can.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:03pm

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• 10:49 here, i just told you i dont have any std's fucking retard. but i know i get alot more pussy than you. you have clothes like a fucking dick head.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:47pm

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• how old are you know that you could say "that's from when I was 16"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:39pm

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• 7:38 let's ME bareback him. Freon.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:39pm

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• yes, if you stack 6 of those together.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:42pm

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• @ 10.49 - nobody is impressed, you worthless sack of shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:43am

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• you could have said it was from when you were 16, and you wanted to see what it looked like...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:48pm

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• and now you know why there are so many black fatherless children running around 10:49

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:36pm

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• So how old were you? When she found it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:22pm

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• I love you you're guy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:00pm

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• sexy. is your mom hot? p.s. clean your room

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:02pm

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• Why the fuck would she care does she want you to have unprotected sex?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:06am

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• im 21 years old and i have had sex with over 30 women. i have never worn a condom. not once.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:49pm

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• I'm really surprised no one has gotten offended at 12:42, but uh, kudos for saying that dude.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:24am

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• WTF was ur mom doing touching ur condom wrapper??? I know it's not the condom itself, but I still see it as wrong.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:45pm

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• clean your fucking room every once in a while. but.. uhh.. props for using protection?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:43am

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• First to own it bitches (me_bitch)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:42pm

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• You should all go kill yourselves.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:00pm

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• 10:49-- dry sex isn't true pussy. It's just clothes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:25pm

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• 8:41 why must you judge? You are a fuck stick!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:49pm

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• I looooves to fucks da cub scouts! (me_bitch)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:44pm

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:28pm

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• This is your mom's way of saying "get out, it's time to go"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:52pm

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• 10:49 aslo has herpes, along with every other Std. Way to be a winner, d-bag.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:25am

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• Me_bitch! Where ya been boyfriend? Haven't heard from you sonce you were sucking my dick!!! Freon

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:45pm

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• Oh well your mom just found you are a whore earlier then she thought

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:41pm

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• WOW DIS IS SO FUNNY. NOT!!!! HOLLA ATL IF U IN HERE!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:18pm

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• I like to watch 7:38

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:40pm

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