So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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wow, love when people substitute d's for th's. soo classy. holla.
also, ew, she probably wasn't upset about the condom itself but that you didn't bother to throw away the wrapper. learn to clean up after yourself, especially if you have a nosy mother.
I like to watch those two while pulling the ole pud! Quiet guy
haha i always wonder if it will someday slip out that i lost my virginity at 15.
This text was probably a girl which is what makes it funny.
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Do you ever clean your room??
10:49 here. youre right, i do get alot of pussy... and i mean alotttt. but my dick isnt quite as big as a pringles can. it has the same girth, but it is about an inch and a half shorter.
10:49 here. actually 11:36, im white and dont have any kids (that i know of) and i dont have any std's (that i know of). but youre right, there are too many fatherless nigglettes running around. if you see one, make sure you run it over. the more you run over, the better.
People who name themselves on TFLN really need to go diaf.
no, it definitely wont slip out. i think your secret is safe.
I only use condoms when I don't know the guy fucking me in the ass all that well. Da Brooklyn kid
your talking about the snack pack pringles can right?
damn 10:49, youre such a pimp. i wish i could get laid as much as you do. you are a true man and i bet you have a dick like a pringles can.
10:49 here, i just told you i dont have any std's fucking retard. but i know i get alot more pussy than you. you have clothes like a fucking dick head.
7:38 let's ME bareback him. Freon.
how old are you know that you could say "that's from when I was 16"
you could have said it was from when you were 16, and you wanted to see what it looked like...
@ 10.49 - nobody is impressed, you worthless sack of shit.
yes, if you stack 6 of those together.
and now you know why there are so many black fatherless children running around 10:49
So how old were you? When she found it.
I love you you're guy
Why the fuck would she care does she want you to have unprotected sex?
WTF was ur mom doing touching ur condom wrapper??? I know it's not the condom itself, but I still see it as wrong.
clean your fucking room every once in a while.
but.. uhh.. props for using protection?
im 21 years old and i have had sex with over 30 women. i have never worn a condom. not once.
sexy. is your mom hot? p.s. clean your room
First to own it bitches
I'm really surprised no one has gotten offended at 12:42, but uh, kudos for saying that dude.
You should all go kill yourselves.
10:49-- dry sex isn't true pussy. It's just clothes
I looooves to fucks da cub scouts! (me_bitch)
This is your mom's way of saying "get out, it's time to go"
8:41 why must you judge? You are a fuck stick!
10:49 aslo has herpes, along with every other Std. Way to be a winner, d-bag.
Me_bitch! Where ya been boyfriend? Haven't heard from you sonce you were sucking my dick!!! Freon
Oh well your mom just found you are a whore earlier then she thought
WOW DIS IS SO FUNNY. NOT!!!! HOLLA ATL IF U IN HERE!!!
I like to watch 7:38