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  • 46 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:59pm
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    she won't stick it in her mouth because that would be cheating? what part about holding a dick in her hand and being willing to slobber all over it and kiss it doesn't sound like cheating? Skanky cunt

  • 42 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:17pm
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    Make the most of this....tell her to make out with it : ) Works like a charm lol

  • 39 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:48am
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    She's a whore and you probly have herpes now.

  • 37 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:53am
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    She can take a facial too, just no swallowing. -- lmaoo

  • 28 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:13am
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    Hahaha this chick once put mine im her mouth one time up and down then she stops and says she feels guilty cuz she got a fiance(i didnt know) I almost died from laughing inside, poor fiance If i knew i wudnt.. O well. Yea deff women logic is wierd

  • 33 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:21pm
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    There is an itchy paste in my bum bum! The quiet guy in the corner

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:51pm
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    Who gives a shit, we all know where it will led she just needs to justify it in her head to start out.

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:01pm
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    sounds like my ex-wife

  • 27 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:21pm
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    throat yogurt... seriously?

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:02pm
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    Put it in her butt then

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:10pm
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    Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake

  • 24 19
    Submitted by xandrasm on Dec 23, 10 at 4:02am
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    Pathetic. Do it or not. Half assed is almost worse!!

  • 27 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:30pm
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    Just hold her nose and when she opens her mouth to take a breath, give her a load of throat yogurt

  • 27 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:16pm
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    If cheating is a concern why even put a penis anywhere near any of your holes?

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:11pm
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    Dude. I live in the 330 area and my ex-girlfriend used to do the same thing to me. That blows...except not at all.

  • 29 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:15pm
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    You know what else isn't cheating? Biting.

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:49pm
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    Still counts as cheating in my book

  • 24 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:43pm
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    I've heard something similar to this before. The female logic...love it.

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:16pm
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    Haha man what a whore

  • 24 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:59pm
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    Indecisive bitch! Don't play with it. Give it the works

  • 24 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:57pm
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    I'm going to bet you both suck as people.

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:12pm
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    Yeah well. At least they would kiss it. Mine thought it was gross all around. No contact. She wouldn't even look at it.

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:09pm
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    DONCHA PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. DON'T STUFF IT IN YOUR FACE.

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:43pm
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    She said it as a fucking joke, dipshit.

  • 21 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:19pm
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    hahaha stupid bitch. thats the meanest thing you can do to a dude

  • 25 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:09pm
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    suck or fuck or the bitch is out of luck...

  • 23 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:33pm
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    @ 11:49 -- fantastic idea!!!

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:20pm
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    I ain't cheating? WTF! Just cheat ,biatch! Da Brooklyn kid

  • 15 15
    Submitted by heart741 on Aug 15, 10 at 11:35pm
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    Dude this is hilarious!! Haha who says stuff like that?? Besides sluts and cheaters obviously

  • 22 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:36pm
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    Just dip it in chocolate then have her suck it. Women love chocolate !!!

  • 22 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:10am
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    Just skeet in her hair next time. She'll learn her lesson.

  • 21 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:52pm
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    12:47... Yes, but clearly you don't. Haha

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:19pm
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    8=========D~~~ o-: squirt it in her mouth

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:10pm
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    If shes in another area code it's not cheating...

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:04pm
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    It's not cheating Unless he find out 

  • 19 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:35pm
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    If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that one... 12:17 is spot on - tell her to make out with it. Watch it progress nicely from there.

  • 18 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:30pm
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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:43pm
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    I let my girlfriend kiss others' cock. I'm not Hitler for fuck's sake

  • 17 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:35pm
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    Ive been in the same situation.

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:09pm
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    whats the point then?

  • 20 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:58am
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    Fake... Ur sister gives good head

  • 15 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:41am
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    She's Classy! It's still cheating whore!

  • 20 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:38pm
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    12:47 look at how many people took this seriously

  • 12 27
    Submitted by bishop525 on Aug 27, 10 at 4:12pm
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    Omg. I think I either have had this same girl or this notion is catching on.

  • 20 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:04pm
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    im pretty sure this text is about me...

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