She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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11;40 my guy did that to me. it hurt like hell but i didnt cryy.
12:16 Then you're doing it wrong.
Does it make me a bad person to love the "you're xxxxx" person?!?
if you wanna stick it in my ass go ahead its better than normal sex
Why do girls cry when you stick em in the butt? I usually ignore it and keep going!
Of course I'm a man. WTF? Do you think a chick would be this crude? 10:26
It's not incest if it's anal!
Buttsecks=best form of birth control!
You're right. You'd say: " I am too stupid and weak to beat the evil that is clit-slapper so I will conceed defeat once again to his masterful banter. I wish I could be as cool as him". I'll just think that okay? Weak pitiful quiet guy. I pity you
You're without warning
I'm not a guy and I like anal...
Guys like anal because it is the single greatest thing ever. It is the single greatest thing ever for two reasons: 1. It is like sex, only tighter. 2. It demeans women.
Needless to say, quiet guy isn't so quiet.
What's not normal about anal? Just ask quiet gut. He gets it regularly in the arse
That wasn't me quiet guy. I swear it. I'm trying to make thongs work between us
You know what I'd say by now. So just think that. And once again, yu hhave no idea who I am.
Givin a girl anal is amazing
Plaza of *lil stubbz*
Im going... To cum...
Aaggghhghhh... I just came all over the interwebs....
None of you are sex advice. Also, 10:26 is a man.
I raped quiet guys moms ear
No, spam/trolling is pitiful. I pity YOU.
I don't know what I should say.
Your penis does it wrong
11:32, I've done that too, only problem is I can't get her to stop crying as i'm doing it.
And wiped the wax off on her titties when i was done
After the first couple mins its okay. Unless its thrust in with no warning. Then it hurts like a mother fucker.
All girls like anal once they over themselves
11:32 that's the best way to shut your girl up!
See, 11:26? Things are a little rocky right now but I'm trying.
Yay, butt fucking!!! :D
Your mom cried as I did it to your dad
Things. Thongs was a fruedian slip don't you think?
Anytime my girl gets out of line, I stick it in her but.
And she poops her pants
Pee in her butt. They love it. And not whilst inserted. Step back and let fly. Like drunk sniper but in a butt
Anal sex is great.. Only if I'm drunk otherwise it hurts!
What happens to all the jizz if you do it in the butt?
Yes. Yes it does. And 11:26...'kay. I'll take that at face value and respond with gibberish: fhjksfnjbgndjbdfnjnhinjg.
All girls should be required to have had anal by 15. So their asses are broken in by college
you just need to start slow. once you're in good it's all hot, delicious sex from there, for the guy AND girl (i'm a girl).
butt sex is alot like cabbage, if you're forced to have it as a child you won't like it as an adult!
Anal sex is for ugly girls and guys with tiny dicks.
6:41 Same with guys. If they haven't been fisted they aren't men. Just girly boys who think they're men.
11:50, because it hurts?
Thanx. I love you too. But only if you're not the quiet guy. We're still feeling our where the relationship is going right now. Love might be a stretch
anal hurts so much, but my bf always wants it.
I like anal
9:09 No one should be doing the thrust without warning. The next time they do, press charges.
Ibs is nothing to joke about! Isn't that right helga?
I love anal. Probably the best thing ever except for 2 fingers in the front and a dick in the back!!! If you want a girl to scream...
Gut, guy. Same difference. Subliminal typo. Quiet guy gets man-load shot on his gut regularly. I'm sure you see the connection.
I like two in the butt :)
WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR ME!
fuck why do guys like anal so much?
Thank you. I accept your pity. That's really all I was looking for. Be my friend, wouldja quiet guy? We all need love in this cruel world. Please be my text buddy!
Have I mentioned lately that quiet guy is a fuck stick?
(202) You're friend is a virgin. Never take sex advice from him.
You're crying as I'm doing it
Quiet guy is the bestest and I never fucked his mother. Never ever. I wish I could be more like him. Quiet. And in a corner. ( I have the guy thing pretty much down so that's a start). I DO love you for who you are!
I don't think I can wait for you and quiet guy to work through your issues!!! Can't you see it will never work out with him! I can pretend to be a quiet girl?! That has to be something. Oh-well, stupid quiet guy always gets the good ones...
That's okay, you can have him, 11:40. I'm straight.
-the quiet guy in the corner
tell that bitch that there is NO "make it up to me" in the relationship. If you want sex, then she puts out or you will find another girl that will. Man up