She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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11;40 my guy did that to me. it hurt like hell but i didnt cryy.
12:16 Then you're doing it wrong.
Why do girls cry when you stick em in the butt? I usually ignore it and keep going!
Of course I'm a man. WTF? Do you think a chick would be this crude? 10:26
It's not incest if it's anal!
Buttsecks=best form of birth control!
Does it make me a bad person to love the "you're xxxxx" person?!?
I'm not a guy and I like anal...
if you wanna stick it in my ass go ahead its better than normal sex
You're without warning
Needless to say, quiet guy isn't so quiet.
Guys like anal because it is the single greatest thing ever. It is the single greatest thing ever for two reasons: 1. It is like sex, only tighter. 2. It demeans women.
What's not normal about anal? Just ask quiet gut. He gets it regularly in the arse
That wasn't me quiet guy. I swear it. I'm trying to make thongs work between us
You know what I'd say by now. So just think that. And once again, yu hhave no idea who I am.
You're right. You'd say: " I am too stupid and weak to beat the evil that is clit-slapper so I will conceed defeat once again to his masterful banter. I wish I could be as cool as him". I'll just think that okay? Weak pitiful quiet guy. I pity you
Givin a girl anal is amazing
Plaza of *lil stubbz*
Im going... To cum...
Aaggghhghhh... I just came all over the interwebs....
I raped quiet guys moms ear
None of you are sex advice. Also, 10:26 is a man.
And wiped the wax off on her titties when i was done
Your penis does it wrong
No, spam/trolling is pitiful. I pity YOU.
I don't know what I should say.
11:32, I've done that too, only problem is I can't get her to stop crying as i'm doing it.
After the first couple mins its okay. Unless its thrust in with no warning. Then it hurts like a mother fucker.
Yay, butt fucking!!! :D
All girls like anal once they over themselves
11:32 that's the best way to shut your girl up!
See, 11:26? Things are a little rocky right now but I'm trying.
Your mom cried as I did it to your dad
Things. Thongs was a fruedian slip don't you think?
Anytime my girl gets out of line, I stick it in her but.
Pee in her butt. They love it. And not whilst inserted. Step back and let fly. Like drunk sniper but in a butt
you just need to start slow. once you're in good it's all hot, delicious sex from there, for the guy AND girl (i'm a girl).
Anal sex is great.. Only if I'm drunk otherwise it hurts!
What happens to all the jizz if you do it in the butt?
Yes. Yes it does. And 11:26...'kay. I'll take that at face value and respond with gibberish: fhjksfnjbgndjbdfnjnhinjg.
All girls should be required to have had anal by 15. So their asses are broken in by college
And she poops her pants
butt sex is alot like cabbage, if you're forced to have it as a child you won't like it as an adult!
11:50, because it hurts?
Anal sex is for ugly girls and guys with tiny dicks.
WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR ME!
6:41 Same with guys. If they haven't been fisted they aren't men. Just girly boys who think they're men.
Thanx. I love you too. But only if you're not the quiet guy. We're still feeling our where the relationship is going right now. Love might be a stretch
anal hurts so much, but my bf always wants it.
I like anal
Ibs is nothing to joke about! Isn't that right helga?
9:09 No one should be doing the thrust without warning. The next time they do, press charges.
I love anal. Probably the best thing ever except for 2 fingers in the front and a dick in the back!!! If you want a girl to scream...
Gut, guy. Same difference. Subliminal typo. Quiet guy gets man-load shot on his gut regularly. I'm sure you see the connection.
fuck why do guys like anal so much?
(202) You're friend is a virgin. Never take sex advice from him.
I like two in the butt :)
Thank you. I accept your pity. That's really all I was looking for. Be my friend, wouldja quiet guy? We all need love in this cruel world. Please be my text buddy!
Have I mentioned lately that quiet guy is a fuck stick?
You're crying as I'm doing it
Quiet guy is the bestest and I never fucked his mother. Never ever. I wish I could be more like him. Quiet. And in a corner. ( I have the guy thing pretty much down so that's a start). I DO love you for who you are!
I don't think I can wait for you and quiet guy to work through your issues!!! Can't you see it will never work out with him! I can pretend to be a quiet girl?! That has to be something. Oh-well, stupid quiet guy always gets the good ones...
That's okay, you can have him, 11:40. I'm straight.
-the quiet guy in the corner
tell that bitch that there is NO "make it up to me" in the relationship. If you want sex, then she puts out or you will find another girl that will. Man up