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  • 11;40 my guy did that to me. it hurt like hell but i didnt cryy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:52pm
  • 12:16 Then you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:20pm
  • It's not incest if it's anal! -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Why do girls cry when you stick em in the butt? I usually ignore it and keep going!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:50am
  • Of course I'm a man. WTF? Do you think a chick would be this crude? 10:26

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:42am
  • Buttsecks=best form of birth control!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:31am
  • I'm not a guy and I like anal...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Needless to say, quiet guy isn't so quiet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:37am
  • if you wanna stick it in my ass go ahead its better than normal sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:22am
  • Guys like anal because it is the single greatest thing ever. It is the single greatest thing ever for two reasons: 1. It is like sex, only tighter. 2. It demeans women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:18am
  • I raped quiet guys moms ear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:08am
  • What's not normal about anal? Just ask quiet gut. He gets it regularly in the arse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:26am
  • You know what I'd say by now. So just think that. And once again, yu hhave no idea who I am. -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:17am
  • That wasn't me quiet guy. I swear it. I'm trying to make thongs work between us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:47am
  • And wiped the wax off on her titties when i was done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:10am
  • You're without warning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Does it make me a bad person to love the "you're xxxxx" person?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:26am
  • Givin a girl anal is amazing Plaza of *lil stubbz*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:47pm
  • None of you are sex advice. Also, 10:26 is a man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:39am
  • Your penis does it wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:38pm
  • You're right. You'd say: " I am too stupid and weak to beat the evil that is clit-slapper so I will conceed defeat once again to his masterful banter. I wish I could be as cool as him". I'll just think that okay? Weak pitiful quiet guy. I pity you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:21am
  • Im going... To cum... Aaadfdfghhghghf... Shit... Aaagfggfhggg.. Fuuuu.. Aaggghhghhh... I just came all over the interwebs....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:08pm
  • I don't know what I should say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:11am
  • After the first couple mins its okay. Unless its thrust in with no warning. Then it hurts like a mother fucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:09pm
  • 11:32, I've done that too, only problem is I can't get her to stop crying as i'm doing it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:40am
  • See, 11:26? Things are a little rocky right now but I'm trying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:30am
  • No, spam/trolling is pitiful. I pity YOU. Pity-contest! -quiet one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:22am
  • All girls like anal once they over themselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Your mom cried as I did it to your dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:45am
  • 11:32 that's the best way to shut your girl up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:35am
  • Yay, butt fucking!!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Things. Thongs was a fruedian slip don't you think?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:48am
  • What happens to all the jizz if you do it in the butt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Anytime my girl gets out of line, I stick it in her but.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:32am
  • you just need to start slow. once you're in good it's all hot, delicious sex from there, for the guy AND girl (i'm a girl).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:19pm
  • And she poops her pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:28pm
  • 6:41 Same with guys. If they haven't been fisted they aren't men. Just girly boys who think they're men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Anal sex is great.. Only if I'm drunk otherwise it hurts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:16pm
  • WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR ME! -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:30am
  • All girls should be required to have had anal by 15. So their asses are broken in by college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Ibs is nothing to joke about! Isn't that right helga?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:31am
  • 9:09 No one should be doing the thrust without warning. The next time they do, press charges.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Pee in her butt. They love it. And not whilst inserted. Step back and let fly. Like drunk sniper but in a butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:12am
  • I like anal -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Yes. Yes it does. And 11:26...'kay. I'll take that at face value and respond with gibberish: fhjksfnjbgndjbdfnjnhinjg. -qgitc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:27am
  • butt sex is alot like cabbage, if you're forced to have it as a child you won't like it as an adult!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Thanx. I love you too. But only if you're not the quiet guy. We're still feeling our where the relationship is going right now. Love might be a stretch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:28am
  • 11:50, because it hurts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:02pm
  • anal hurts so much, but my bf always wants it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Anal sex is for ugly girls and guys with tiny dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:12pm
  • I love anal. Probably the best thing ever except for 2 fingers in the front and a dick in the back!!! If you want a girl to scream...

    Submitted by birdinator23 on Jan 2, 12 at 3:39am
  • Gut, guy. Same difference. Subliminal typo. Quiet guy gets man-load shot on his gut regularly. I'm sure you see the connection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:30am
  • (202) You're friend is a virgin. Never take sex advice from him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:34am
  • Have I mentioned lately that quiet guy is a fuck stick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:48am
  • fuck why do guys like anal so much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:48pm
  • Thank you. I accept your pity. That's really all I was looking for. Be my friend, wouldja quiet guy? We all need love in this cruel world. Please be my text buddy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:26am
  • You're crying as I'm doing it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:44am
  • you're fhjksfnjbgndjbdfnjnhinjg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:32am
  • I like two in the butt :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Quiet guy is the bestest and I never fucked his mother. Never ever. I wish I could be more like him. Quiet. And in a corner. ( I have the guy thing pretty much down so that's a start). I DO love you for who you are!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:40am
  • I don't think I can wait for you and quiet guy to work through your issues!!! Can't you see it will never work out with him! I can pretend to be a quiet girl?! That has to be something. Oh-well, stupid quiet guy always gets the good ones...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:40am
  • That's okay, you can have him, 11:40. I'm straight. -the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:47am
  • tell that bitch that there is NO "make it up to me" in the relationship. If you want sex, then she puts out or you will find another girl that will. Man up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:45am