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(304): View more from West Virginia

I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Have you heard yourself have sex?

(320): View more from Minnesota

I'm not THAT loud...

(605): View more from South Dakota

My neighbors filed a noise complaint.

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(440): View more from Ohio

so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.

(1-440): View more from Ohio

Those bitches did NOT have my back.

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(847): View more from Illinois

It all started with a game of naked twister.

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(817): View more from Texas

Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me

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(845): View more from New York

i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out

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