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(812): View more from Indiana

i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities

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(917): View more from New York City

Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.

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(509): View more from Washington

after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery

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(586): View more from Michigan

apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.

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(571): View more from Virginia

On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"

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(818): View more from California

don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.

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