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  • that's not necessarily true. Ive finished first on tests before and it's because I gave up half-way through since I didn't know the material. So he could be incredibly stupid or lazy.

    Submitted by dhsdfd on Feb 23, 10 at 9:47am
  • "got done first'" - sometimes children are dumb from the moms side too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:49am
  • Haha orrr he just winged it. That's what I do n I finish my tests first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:48am
  • If he was smart he would of used a comdomor not of fucked u....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:08pm
  • Being the first to finish a test and being the last to finish is always bad. Neither person is smart.

    Submitted by princesspink on Mar 13, 12 at 11:34am
  • 900 person class? Where the eff do you go to school?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:43pm
  • There's two ways to be the first one out of a test. You can either kick its ass, or you can give up because you don't have a damned clue. Believe me, I've done both.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 23, 10 at 1:59pm
  • Rock Chalk!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:38pm
  • 9:15... dumbass. Is it weird that I hated that guy but now I wish ppl would stop stealing his shit???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:21am
  • Not necessarily true. Maybe he guessed on a lot of them.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 19, 13 at 10:12pm
  • "At least 'it' will be smart" What did u sleep with?

    Submitted by Nunya on Feb 23, 10 at 8:25pm
  • Oqq

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:12am
  • Smart? Possibly. Slutty? Definitely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:45am
  • well at least book smart

    Submitted by buck06 on Sep 14, 11 at 2:45am
  • Who the fuck has a 900 person class?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:13am
  • That nlggger cheated!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:59am
  • Pregnant? Um.. whore.

    Submitted by caylz007 on Feb 23, 10 at 7:45pm
  • Lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:31pm
  • Rock chalk Jayhawk Go KU!!!!

    Submitted by nativedaughter on Feb 23, 10 at 11:07pm
  • But you're not. Welfare!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:41am
  • sounds like he finished early

    Submitted by vagoo on Feb 23, 10 at 6:54pm
  • The child would be average. His intelligence would first have to make up for the smarts you're lacking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:12am
  • Being finished first does not make you smart. It just means he completed the test quickly. Prob like he fucked you too, bitch. Hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:46am
  • 9:49 that's hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:53am
  • Or he didn't know shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:01pm
  • He could have just wrote a bunch of bs to get the hell out of there. So you are still screwed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:04pm
  • Or really stupid...the 1st one done usually guessed on half of the answers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:25pm
  • There's actually a third- you could think you kicked its ass, then discover it actually bent you over the back of the toilet and fucked your ass without so much as a couretsy spit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:46pm
  • In Soviet Russia, we still the shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:33am
  • Kansas Jayhawks baby

    Submitted by MeowMix6969 on Dec 27, 10 at 6:08pm
  • Or so dumb they quit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:42am
  • You must be new to college, the person who finishes first realizes that staying up to 2am watching Commando was not the best choice and does whatever it takes to end the pain, finish the test an buy some Rumpis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:38pm
  • I REALLY thought this was going to be a joke about him "finishing first" at a lot of things.. Not going to lie, kind of a let down...

    Submitted by cdngirl on Feb 23, 10 at 4:14pm
  • Im with ya 9 21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:57am
  • Ha, I'm from this area code and the college there talking about is a Christian college. You stay classy Salina. You stay classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:54pm
  • In soviet Russia you can play hide and go fuck yourself asshole!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:22am
  • way to look at the bright side

    Submitted by anonymous8889 on Jul 8, 10 at 4:07am
  • Ur a fucking liar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:46pm
  • In soviet Russia all guys finish first on test after fukin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:15am
  • "got done first".. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Well that's good :) one less thing to worry about :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:18pm