The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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that's not necessarily true. Ive finished first on tests before and it's because I gave up half-way through since I didn't know the material. So he could be incredibly stupid or lazy.
"got done first'" - sometimes children are dumb from the moms side too
Haha orrr he just winged it. That's what I do n I finish my tests first
Being the first to finish a test and being the last to finish is always bad. Neither person is smart.
If he was smart he would of used a comdomor not of fucked u....
900 person class? Where the eff do you go to school?
There's two ways to be the first one out of a test. You can either kick its ass, or you can give up because you don't have a damned clue. Believe me, I've done both.
Is it weird that I hated that guy but now I wish ppl would stop stealing his shit???
Not necessarily true. Maybe he guessed on a lot of them.
Smart? Possibly. Slutty? Definitely.
well at least book smart
Who the fuck has a 900 person class?
"At least 'it' will be smart" What did u sleep with?
But you're not. Welfare!
Rock chalk Jayhawk Go KU!!!!
9:49 that's hilarious!
Pregnant? Um.. whore.
The child would be average. His intelligence would first have to make up for the smarts you're lacking.
That nlggger cheated!!!!!
Being finished first does not make you smart. It just means he completed the test quickly. Prob like he fucked you too, bitch. Hahahahaha
sounds like he finished early
He could have just wrote a bunch of bs to get the hell out of there. So you are still screwed.
There's actually a third- you could think you kicked its ass, then discover it actually bent you over the back of the toilet and fucked your ass without so much as a couretsy spit!
You must be new to college, the person who finishes first realizes that staying up to 2am watching Commando was not the best choice and does whatever it takes to end the pain, finish the test an buy some Rumpis.
Or he didn't know shit.
Kansas Jayhawks baby
In Soviet Russia, we still the shit
Or really stupid...the 1st one done usually guessed on half of the answers!
Or so dumb they quit.
I REALLY thought this was going to be a joke about him "finishing first" at a lot of things.. Not going to lie, kind of a let down...
In soviet Russia you can play hide and go fuck yourself asshole!
Im with ya 9 21
Ha, I'm from this area code and the college there talking about is a Christian college. You stay classy Salina. You stay classy.
way to look at the bright side
In soviet Russia all guys finish first on test after fukin
Ur a fucking liar
"got done first".. Lol
Well that's good :) one less thing to worry about :D