The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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that's not necessarily true. Ive finished first on tests before and it's because I gave up half-way through since I didn't know the material. So he could be incredibly stupid or lazy.
"got done first'" - sometimes children are dumb from the moms side too
Haha orrr he just winged it. That's what I do n I finish my tests first
If he was smart he would of used a comdomor not of fucked u....
Being the first to finish a test and being the last to finish is always bad. Neither person is smart.
900 person class? Where the eff do you go to school?
There's two ways to be the first one out of a test. You can either kick its ass, or you can give up because you don't have a damned clue. Believe me, I've done both.
Is it weird that I hated that guy but now I wish ppl would stop stealing his shit???
"At least 'it' will be smart" What did u sleep with?
Not necessarily true. Maybe he guessed on a lot of them.
well at least book smart
Who the fuck has a 900 person class?
Smart? Possibly. Slutty? Definitely.
Pregnant? Um.. whore.
That nlggger cheated!!!!!
Rock chalk Jayhawk Go KU!!!!
The child would be average. His intelligence would first have to make up for the smarts you're lacking.
Being finished first does not make you smart. It just means he completed the test quickly. Prob like he fucked you too, bitch. Hahahahaha
sounds like he finished early
But you're not. Welfare!
9:49 that's hilarious!
He could have just wrote a bunch of bs to get the hell out of there. So you are still screwed.
There's actually a third- you could think you kicked its ass, then discover it actually bent you over the back of the toilet and fucked your ass without so much as a couretsy spit!
Or really stupid...the 1st one done usually guessed on half of the answers!
Or he didn't know shit.
In Soviet Russia, we still the shit
Kansas Jayhawks baby
Or so dumb they quit.
You must be new to college, the person who finishes first realizes that staying up to 2am watching Commando was not the best choice and does whatever it takes to end the pain, finish the test an buy some Rumpis.
I REALLY thought this was going to be a joke about him "finishing first" at a lot of things.. Not going to lie, kind of a let down...
In soviet Russia you can play hide and go fuck yourself asshole!
Ha, I'm from this area code and the college there talking about is a Christian college. You stay classy Salina. You stay classy.
way to look at the bright side
Im with ya 9 21
In soviet Russia all guys finish first on test after fukin
Ur a fucking liar
"got done first".. Lol
Well that's good :) one less thing to worry about :D