I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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Kriss kross will make you "Jump Jump!!!!"
you must have no ass, then.
You typed out this text because you just learned whilst and wanted to use it
Lol this sound like it written by Asian cause they forget word between of and bedroom.
What, did you and your buddies just stumble upon a KrissKross video from the early 90s on YouTube?
In soviet Russia, pants wear you.
Call me ;)
Awesome now I don't have to take your pants off to fuck your asshole.
Can people stop those stupid soviet Russia jokes please????? They make no sense and their so freaking dumb!!!!
I've done this before...Except somehow they were inside out...
I hate fuckers that call "fake", but the only reason I am doing so is because it's from Utah. Who gets drunk in Utah on 3.2 beer?
I didn't say anything about having drank beer. It was Crown and Coke.
That one gets a thumbs up for using the word whilst in a text.
Lol that I'd impressive man.
Happened once 2 me when police stopped an amazing playground fuck only mine were inside out! They were laughing their arse off @ us.