Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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i hope he accidentally sends it to the wrong person, specifically wife.
Well, someones a douche. Now fess up and get your ass to marriage counseling.
And bragging about it? That makes you twice the douchebag. Karma will take care of you, don't you worry!!
Ummmm for the record . . . legally separated from wife. Came back to work with the disheveled look of a person who just had sex. That's all. Just that everyone knows I am not with wife any more and could probably make the assumption . . .
So take your karma talk and get off your high horse! Like I am the first to ever get it on before the divorce decree was signed! Sheesh.
10:09 There's a big difference between "just had sex ( with not his wife)" And "just had sex (with not my legally separated wife)" If you don't supply the information, people will take the literal meaning.
Best of luck to you though.
I can't believe you're bragging about that. Yuck.
it wasn't his wife.... it was probably the hershey highway with his boyfriend
I am also ashamed that this dude is from my area code. Bad move, bro
well someone is a fuckhead.
i don't like people who post texts they wrote themselves.. boring.
i can be your second "just had sex (with not his wife) ;-)
I don't know why half of ya'll are even looking @ this website if you are going to get mad over stupid shit like a guy "cheating" on his wife... who he is divorcing!!!
the whole thing is just depressing, to be honest.
Work time sex is the best. Felt weird going back to the office after getting laid when going out for lunch. Made the day sure go better.
Thanks for the offers. But my hands are kinda full!
how is someone legally seperated, I think the word you're lookin fr is technically! i mean I'm not a lawyer but I think legally someone is either single or married! and just out of curiosity... why are you getting divorced?
Sounds like you should kill yourself 9:51.
Ummmm...no one expects you to design the text with this site in mind. What 10:14 was referring to is that the way it is worded, people are going to assume that you are bragging about cheating on your wife. No one needs to "get off their high horse" because no one knew you were separated.
i guess that's why this shit is entertaining? cause the meaning is not necessarily what it appears!
unless you like a girl to keep you down....then carry on.
6:25 - i'll take you up on this one
Okay, so apparently he wasn't cheating, if he was legally separated, but I don't know why he's lecturing us about getting off our "high horse." Yeah, we're all real bad people for not liking it when people cheat. Riiiiiight.
Dammit 10:35, i was gonna offer it up!
Eh... I claim thirdsies
i love this guy! everyone needs to move past once splitting up
Asshole... Try working out your problems before just fucking someone else..
This is why I'm glad we don't have neon signs that decree what we've done....or that people can read our thoughts....
Ummmm I didn't design the text with a website i never heard of till it was posted. It was to a friend and he found it amusing enough to post . . .
i think people should back the fuck off this person. people cheat when they arent happy with current spouse. the actual wifey is doing something rong and is probably cheating too
Men are allowed to cheat. It's a law. City ordinance or something anyway.
I know I can quit....I can stop whenever I want too.....
I didn't post it, 4.23. Friend told me it was up! Please. I never heard of this site till i was on it. just watching it.