drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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Aux contrare. = early anal attempts
In Soviet Russia, people use some semblance of proper sentence structure
my husband was suckking my nipples. and his dad walked in. as i sprinted out, i ran into him and fell on him. my nipple was sucked.
Me too. Only a broken hand on the sink !
why were you fisting yourself so hard
soviet russia dude... SHUT TGE FUCK UP
Jeez, if you break your arm from falling in the shower you should probably be drinking something with calcium in it instead of beer.
concussion for me... I hear ya
Right now any kind of sex would be good.