drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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In Soviet Russia, people use some semblance of proper sentence structure
Ha ha
Aux contrare. = early anal attempts
Me too. Only a broken hand on the sink !
my husband was suckking my nipples. and his dad walked in. as i sprinted out, i ran into him and fell on him. my nipple was sucked.
Fist Yourself
Idiot
omg
why were you fisting yourself so hard
soviet russia dude... SHUT TGE FUCK UP
7:45 LOL.
Jeez, if you break your arm from falling in the shower you should probably be drinking something with calcium in it instead of beer.
concussion for me... I hear ya
Right now any kind of sex would be good.
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