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  • dude, at least if she was that drunk she left the car and didnt try to drive it home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:41pm
  • If you're going to go get smashed, put up a winshield shade in your car that says "I'm drunk, call XXX-XXXX and let me know where I parked"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:33am
  • HAHAHAHA adventures in Denver!!! I'm all too familiar lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:00am
  • Try the Burger King on Hampden. May be there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:13am
  • 303 rocks if u had the weed we do u would understand how u could lose the car lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:48pm
  • 1221: you serious that was her?? haha. I was off of like wazee and 19th when I ran into her on the corner crying and asked me for my phone to call a friend since she jumped out of her ride and ran off. Had to hail a taxi for her to like 1042 colfax.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:04pm
  • i started writing on my hand where my car is when i leave it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:07am
  • They have an app for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:04pm
  • I always text somebody when I park and I know blackout is a distinct possibility.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:05am
  • How far away wa she for the cab to be $80?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:53am
  • That seriously sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:56am
  • look up burger kings online and call all of them describing the car...duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:27am
  • aw, 4:04 that was nice of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:36pm
  • This happened to my friend but she remembered two places. So we looked up locations and cross referenced. College education right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:25pm
  • You many not think so now, but some day you'll think this is HILARIOUS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:48pm
  • Duh email it to yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:21pm
  • Ha this sounds like my friends!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:05pm
  • She from Aspen? I helped a girl Saturday night that had no shoes and was lost downtown get a taxi. That would be hilarious if it wad her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Wow 4:04 what's harsh about that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:28pm
  • is there an app for that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:37pm
  • I think it could turn into a fun adventure looking for the car

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Good luck with that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:31am
  • Dude where's your car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:19pm
  • It's probably on Himolaya haha or I agree with the above on Hampden

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:49pm
  • sure she wasn't on her back and it was really a street with an I?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:53pm
  • The fact the car is referred to as a "fucking" car makes this seem more genuine to me. Loved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Hahaha that's hilarious!..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:24am
  • Umm how about you report it stolen in the city she left it in? Then neither of you have to do anything..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Hey asswipe... it's HER car. "WE" don't gotta do nothing. "SHE" needs to get her slut ass out of the place and hunt down HER car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:25pm
  • 4:25 what's your deal. Guess helping people out is a bad thing to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:31pm
  • if the OP has any balls he will pack up all her dumb cunt stuff and have it on the curb waiting for her to pick up and pack in her car when you throw her ass out. Unless she is a BJ queen. In that case.....never mind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:27pm
  • what if its not a burger king and actually a mcdonalds? that would suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:49am
  • haha im going to go look for your car now. it probably is on hampden

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:19am
  • Atleast you're a good friend and are trying to help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:35am
  • sometimes it's not important to get that drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:54pm
  • 1233 that was her. Where did u help her at? I know I can get her to blow u to show her gratitude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:21pm
  • OH MY GOD! I was just reading this and the same thing happened to me on Friday.. The cab was from DU to Broomfield.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:16pm