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  • Hahahah that's hilarious. I'm a girl and I would prob embarrassed and not high five u back tho bc I would think u were making fun of me. But very funny and funny response

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:05pm
  • Oh Wisconsin, you make me so proud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Fiio

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:06pm
  • First.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:07pm
  • This text is full of win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:03am
  • Lol... Took a dump last night, and as soon as the door opened my 3yo daughter ran in to get a toy. She puked for a minute, then finally got up from the tub, smelled it and puked again! Respect my bunghole!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:21pm
  • Hahahah I'm peeing myself picturing this happening!! Funniest txt I've seen in a whiiiile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:15am
  • Lmao @ 1238. Took the words right out of my mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:47am
  • First ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:53am
    • Man, it doesn't matter what forum, or anything on the net where you can comment, there is always some motard, proudly stating they were first at posting. I usually associate that with that being, probably the only "first", said person has had in their life. I bet when someone actually plays with your "no no parts", you'll gladly yell "First!!!". And if you're a guy go, "B1tch, I jus' pwned your vageeena! Now who's the newb?!".

      Submitted by SexyUnicorn on Aug 29, 11 at 12:27pm
  • Yea seriously, the highfive was like redemption!! Dumb bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:17am
  • Poopyyyy hahahh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Comment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:33am
  • Super funny and 1238 that's freaking awesome hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:37pm
  • In Soviet Russia.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Hahahhaa!!! That's awesome! Next time just scream "FART HIGH FIVE?!".

    Submitted by SexyUnicorn on Aug 29, 11 at 12:23pm
  • First! Bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:08pm
  • That's a bitch move. Firsties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:06pm
  • Hahahahahahh!!!! This is so funny!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:05pm
  • Lmao! 2:21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:54pm
  • Please, that's a good response to a girl breaking the rules! Two grouchy bitches below me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:13am
  • Dddf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:33am
  • This is one of the funniest texts in awhile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:22am
  • Firstttt ks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:06pm
  • In soviet russia....hi five denies you!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:20am
  • Hahahahahahaha that's so gross, yet so funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:04pm
  • Fubfh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:04pm
  • Okay 12:21 that is just hilarious. This is my brother in the future. And I would totally except the highfive!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:00pm
  • Omg! That is a bitch, but ur awesome for high fiving!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:02pm
  • I love all of the people going "niggas for life, fuck the crackers." any one in the 262 area knows there are maybe 6 or 7 black people around here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:19pm
  • Okay; if I farted in class, I'd be so embaressed. If someone offered me a high five for it, I wouldn't be anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:15am
  • Well yeah she did! Girls will never claim their farts unless they are with friends and makes one of them throw up.. Cause that is amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:06am
  • That's pretty funny shit!!! First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:08pm
  • Did you swish the fart around your mouth to taste it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:31am
  • Hahaha classyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:05pm
  • And this is why in the south you may still be hung not that I would do such a thing....red neck for life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:35pm
  • I'd kill her if I were you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:44am
  • Agreed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:05am
  • Hysterical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:10am
  • Most funny tfln I have read, props to whoever had this experience haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:54pm
  • That was the first TFLN that I've laughed at out loud in a long time.

    Submitted by AlexC on Jan 28, 10 at 3:23pm
  • That guys never getting laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:58pm
  • This is from whitewater. Oh I am so proud of my town. Lol

    Submitted by brandon262 on Sep 4, 10 at 3:53am
  • I suck cock for drugs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:31am
  • Hi, there's a site similar to this one but where visitors can tell their DARKEST SECRETS :P it's http://www.whatasecret.com

    Submitted by popopopop on Jan 28, 10 at 6:51am
  • What a huge bitch. If you're going to openly fart in a test, at least take the high five that follows. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE EMBARRASSED.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 5, 12 at 6:22am
  • Niggggggerrrsss can't fart for shyt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:00am
  • Fart in her pussy and eat her out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:48am
  • Hahahhhah!! Love this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:06pm
  • The real question is, did it stink?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:59am
  • In soviet Russia girl farts you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:14am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:05pm
  • HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

    Submitted by RaquelBombshell on Mar 8, 11 at 2:37am
  • This is too funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:37pm
  • Haha u shoulda farted back at her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:20pm
  • I like to stick baby chipmunks up my butthole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:58am
  • Wisconsin bitch ;)

    Submitted by 7158536501 on Apr 24, 11 at 5:58am
  • If I fart during the class, the least I could do is accept a congratulatory high five What a hooker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:00am
  • I'm a girl and I'd probobly be embarrassed but when offered a high five it would just be straight up hilarious.

    Submitted by bubba92ks on Feb 20, 11 at 1:22pm
  • 11:19 dont know where u livin but down villa there is quite a bit of "diversity"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:26pm