dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
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Hahahah that's hilarious. I'm a girl and I would prob embarrassed and not high five u back tho bc I would think u were making fun of me. But very funny and funny response
Oh Wisconsin, you make me so proud
This text is full of win.
Lol... Took a dump last night, and as soon as the door opened my 3yo daughter ran in to get a toy. She puked for a minute, then finally got up from the tub, smelled it and puked again! Respect my bunghole!!!
This is one of the funniest texts in awhile
Hahahah I'm peeing myself picturing this happening!! Funniest txt I've seen in a whiiiile
Yea seriously, the highfive was like redemption!! Dumb bitch.
Lmao @ 1238. Took the words right out of my mouth.
Man, it doesn't matter what forum, or anything on the net where you can comment, there is always some motard, proudly stating they were first at posting. I usually associate that with that being, probably the only "first", said person has had in their life. I bet when someone actually plays with your "no no parts", you'll gladly yell "First!!!". And if you're a guy go, "B1tch, I jus' pwned your vageeena! Now who's the newb?!".
That's a bitch move. Firsties.
Super funny and 1238 that's freaking awesome hahaha
In Soviet Russia.....
Please, that's a good response to a girl breaking the rules! Two grouchy bitches below me
I love all of the people going "niggas for life, fuck the crackers." any one in the 262 area knows there are maybe 6 or 7 black people around here.
Hahahahahahh!!!! This is so funny!!!
Okay 12:21 that is just hilarious. This is my brother in the future. And I would totally except the highfive!
Did you swish the fart around your mouth to taste it?
Hahahahahahaha that's so gross, yet so funny.
Hahahhaa!!! That's awesome! Next time just scream "FART HIGH FIVE?!".
In soviet russia....hi five denies you!!!
Okay; if I farted in class, I'd be so embaressed. If someone offered me a high five for it, I wouldn't be anymore.
Niggggggerrrsss can't fart for shyt
Fart in her pussy and eat her out!
Most funny tfln I have read, props to whoever had this experience haha
That's pretty funny shit!!! First
Omg! That is a bitch, but ur awesome for high fiving!
And this is why in the south you may still be hung not that I would do such a thing....red neck for life
I suck cock for drugs
Well yeah she did! Girls will never claim their farts unless they are with friends and makes one of them throw up.. Cause that is amazing!
I'd kill her if I were you
That was the first TFLN that I've laughed at out loud in a long time.
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Hahahhhah!! Love this website
This is from whitewater. Oh I am so proud of my town. Lol
That guys never getting laid
I like to stick baby chipmunks up my butthole
What a huge bitch. If you're going to openly fart in a test, at least take the high five that follows. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE EMBARRASSED.
Haha u shoulda farted back at her
In soviet Russia girl farts you!
The real question is, did it stink?!
This is too funny!
If I fart during the class, the least I could do is accept a congratulatory high five
What a hooker
Wisconsin bitch ;)
I'm a girl and I'd probobly be embarrassed but when offered a high five it would just be straight up hilarious.
11:19 dont know where u livin but down villa there is quite a bit of "diversity"