He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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No, his orgasm was his way of saying thanks for the sex. The beer is his way of saying "Let's do it again sometime".
Haha that's priceless!
You should be real proud of yourself. Sex for a 12 pack. You are cheaper then a crack whore.
In soviet Russia, beer has sex with you
Ummm no I'm not
Hey I'm Jenna. I'll send pics of me naked to anyone. My email is firstname.lastname@example.org
I will hav sex with you too :) so just email me
Ur a fucking liar
I'm not a whore I'm Jenna an I am fucking someone now. So bye who ever wants to fuck next my screen name is jennalovessexbj
Good thank you gift, but not too crazy or funny... At all really.
She doesn't tell the part about the empty one that's right next to it because he had to drink that one to make her look better
That's actually called prostitution at it's finest. Haha
Jenna is a dude... everyone knows...