I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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omfg this post is laughable. anyone who has spent time in MN knows that there must be somethin in that water, bc everyone is hot and NICE. try to find that in CA.
Minnesotans are mostly Scandinavian and German. Have you ever been to Norway or Sweden?? Hottest people in the world. 612!
EXACTLY! Thank you! We're so pale and gorgeous! xD 218!
Maybe you were just looking t the girls who moved here form Cali... Not only are we one of the healthiest states my university (St. Thomas) was ranked #1 for the hottest college girls by Playboy... I'll trust Playboy's opinion over yours, Thanks
612, 651, & 952 represent
They're also stuck up rich cunts. You probably are too.
You must be thinking of Wisconsin with the white and lumpy chicks...
I've been to 28 states and Minnesota is my home. I've never seen a hottie (guy or girl) in any other state but my own!
Have you ever been to MN? Your post seems like you haven't. But I'm sure those huge dyke's in cali are something to look at though right?.....
I've actually considered writing a song called "I Wish They All Could Be Minnesota Boys," and I'm a New Yorker! All the Minnesotans I've met are mad hot. While I was in LA, I ended up hooking up with a Minnesotan rather than one of the many douchey So-Cal wannabe surfer boys. He may have been a bit lumpy, but he was gooooddd.
May not be the most entertaining state.. but we definitely have a decent hot/ugly ratio.
fuck that dude. ive got a bangin body. represent all my beautiful 612 651 girlss!!!
1:01AM you're an idiot. listen to atmostphere. he has at least 2 songs about how hot minnesota girls are.
Since mn is the 4th healthiest state, and CA is the 24th, I would say MN def wins this one. 415 is obviously 15 years old.
oh fuck that! you've clearly never been to minneapolis!
Minnesota forever. you just WISH you were as sexy as us!
first and foremost, fuck you
I've traveled the country and have to say Minnesota has some of the best looking women, followed closely by Texas, South Carolina, and Tennessee. Southern belles are fine but I love the Minnesota Women!
218 BRAINERD, MINNESOTA :) :) BOOOOO YEAAAAAAAH
Totally agree with 11:49 and everyone else from the 651! Minnesota girls are rockin, dont lie.
And wow 7:57. Yes, of course everyone from minnesota is a flabby tourist...? way to stereotype asshole
at least we're not all douchebags
12:18 seems to have taken her sluttyness across state lines. Isn't that a felony? Whores without borders.
that was a stupid text honestly if you saw some of these chicks dude,you would bust a nut in your pants,you just gotta go too the right places,and you'll get the skinny chicks with fat asses
Mashed potatoes are buttery, smooth, tasty, and REALLY FLIPPIN GOOD!!!
@5:11 italian women are attractive until about 25 when they pull the ripcord and their asses explode and their mustaches and chest hair start taking root.
you all realize that states are just made up of imaginary lines, right? There's really no meaningful difference in the people of IA/MN/WI. Plus, there are attractive and unattractive people everywhere. This text is still funny though.
Yeah, you're definately spending too much time in Brainerd. AM I RIGHT 218???
MINNESOTA IS FUCKIN TITS! fuck u pussy's if u think other wise
i've been to southern california. there wasn't one attractive guy there. but back in minnesota there are some amazing guys. i think you have minnesota and iowa mixed up!
651 girls do it best:)
I mean, I know people in MN whose skin is the same color as mashed potatoes...but the guys up there are pretty attractive. AND they actually participate in something other than plastic surgery.
im from michigan but i've had some fucking DELICIOUS sex with minnesota boys.
8:35, aren't asians the smart race? in which case, doesnt all of them being here say something? minnesota is one of the most expensive states to live in in the country, you cant find a one bedroom apartment under 700, all our shit is NICE which is WAY more than I can say about california, or any of the states. shit, even our ghettos have nice housing. anyone who hates minnesota has clearly been drinking their own states CONTAMINATED water. thank god we have 10000 lakes to choose from :) 763 baby.
Least expensive. You've got it backwards. It's still super nice, trust me, I'm a 218 ;D But still, statistically, we're one of the cheapest.
MN 651 612!!! REPPIN' We are sexy bitches. We got fat asses? NO We got pretty people? You betcha. ST. PAUL GIRLS ARE HOTT
D| AND MOORHEAD.
Wisconsin girls aren't the mashed potatoes...
And of course you get all the flabby tourists. They can't stand to stay here with all the good looking people...
To the person who said there aren't any songs about girls from MN should listen to atmosphere. Lumpy? I'm 36-23-37... I'd call that smooth as butta baby.
5:34 - the girls in Cali all have the same bleach blonde hair, overly tan brown skin, and fake titties. You find that attractive?
And some website recently voted MN girls the hottest so blah!
well im from WI, but been living in MN for about 5 years now, straight up... me and my girls from MN know how to hold it down... we hott as all hell!
But wait, the women are beautiful, to me they are
And we're not infested with pretentious movie stars
And it hit me, Minnesota is dope
From "Shhh" by Atmosphere
White and lumpy? I beg to differ. Us girls are actually pretty hot. I love California but there's nothing wrong with the people in Minnesota. We're pretty good looking. Maybe you should book a flight here. ST PAUL/MINNEAPOLIS Bitches.
ST PAUL GIRLS ARE HOT.
See a real Minnesotan wouldn't give a flying fuck what other people think of us cuz we know were hot.
iREP MN 651 beeeeeeech
i know a guy that lived in California, but then moved to Minnesota because he said "the women here are a lot prettier"
i rest my case.
hey whats wrong with white people?
i understand the lumpiness
just not true, 952 is where its at
If you think there is an abundance of hot people in Minnesota, you haven't been to Southern California.
June 29, 2009 1:40PM hell yha!
go to edina or tonka and tell me the popple are ugly hun you have no idea.
fuck that. just the hicks look like potatoes.. minneapolis people look GOOD.
all i have to say... STATE OF HOCKEY.. if you havent been with a hockey player, you havent been with anyone. best bodies hands down.
5:39 Perfect response
8:35 I'm sure you've been to all the states in the union lil man. Riiight! We should carpet bomb your face and start over. That way people stop dating you out of pity. Get over yourself!
ahahahah 2:55 - not in marin and san francisco
which is where this text is from
there is hardly anyone her that is lumpy or fat i only no of one person that is fat everyone here is skinny and white i will agree we are white very white
this person clearly has never been to MN. I have seen both states, and MN's hotness clearly wins.
415 = one of the hottest area codes (and healthiest, possibly richest too)
What's funny is that the person who wrote this is probably actually a fatty from Alabama or something...dousche bag
yeah, you're telling me...their hockey team eats assholes and burps farts.
i think youre confused about minnesotans.
i'll never stop lovin' my minnesnowta ladies! stay sexy girls! 763 stand up!
i love you san francisco <3
hilarious text, don't give a fuck what anybody else says
thank you 1:40! slug says it perfectly :]
320 holla! St. Cloud has plenty of hottness. And we like mashed potatoes. mmmmmm good.
you must have ran into my ex.... classic mash potatoe, in looks and on his shirt
D| Forget you. You obviously haven't been there. I don't know a single person who's white and lumpy. Well, maybe a couple, but not many!
weird--tanning beds? ha i agree with 11:49...you probably can't handle how we stay warm in the winter anyways!
MN girls are fine, & mashed potatoes are creamy and delicious.
Wisconsin girls? ..let's just say cheese is stinky..
Whatever California, you WISH you were as awesome as us.
612 - REPRESENT
If that dude was talking about no songs about Minnesota girls, I assume he was refering to the song "California Girls" by the Beach Boys, or David Lee Roth. Either way, in the song they mention the "midwest farmer's daughters" and how they really make you feel alright. They also mention the "northern girls" and talk about how the way they kiss keeps their boyfriends warm at night. Seeing as Minnesota girls fall into both categories...Win?
god minnasota? who cares if everyone is hot there fuck minnasota! and all those other mid west states
yeah... Minnesota chicks are bangin! It's Wisconsin you have to watch out for
ST. PAUL GIRLS ARE HOT!!!
We understand jealously; don't hate.
Minnesota guys are fiine. being a mn girl, trust me i know. and i've seena lot of gys from other states. 612 baby!
well fuck you too!! There are some fine ass people here in MN!!!
Lived in Minnesota all my life and since we're locked up all winter trust me when I say, we women can do some things your pathetic little heart only dreams of. And speaking our summers end up at the same temperature as Florida... we're not pale at all thanks.
Texas has the hottest chicks! I was banging one last night after her I followed up banging her mother!
Dude mn is where it's at(:
People like the one who sent this text is why I fucking love MN! Their loss!
I would agree with 12 48. There are some good looking Scandinavians in the 218!!!
so not true dawg
hahaha so fucking true. fuck minnesota
also, in cali everyone pays to be blonde, blue eyed, have big boobs and small waists when we are like that naturally so idk what your talking about!
yeah and all you midwest states are kind of hickish/chunky no offence just based on all the tourist from the midwest that crowd up our beaches in the summer....
Mn is cool Eagan mn has lots of hot ppl a
Being a Minnesota guy, I know there are PLENTY of good looking women here. The men I don't really care about haha.
its true that this text is a sweeping and ultimately false generalization, but people who keep saying "everyone here is hot!" and "mn represent!"--youre embarassing us. please stop.
I banged a hottie in Eden Prairie. Yeah. 952 represent.
218, calm yourselves down. You're nothing special, and I go to UMD.
hey not all of us are bad
Minnesota = the Sweden of the US. Most girls are tall, blond, and hot. Sadly, California's girls are so ridden with daddy issues that their looks mean little to nothing.
Mmmmmmm, lovin' me some 612!
218 :) always looking great.
4:04 sounds like a twelve year old.
"Whatever California, you WISH you were as awesome as us. 612 - REPRESENT"
Really? Please stop.
idk about you guys, but im thinking that mashed potatoes arent lumpy. arent they supposed to be smooth?
2:04, nah their from california
ahahah to 9:50 "i would rather kill myself then move any where in the midwest"
we have beaches.
Goooo 218!!!! Duluth is boss
Umm just to let you know MN is the 15th healthyist state so suck my healthy large dick.
10:07 - u think there are a lotta asians in minnesota????? have u fucking BEEN to the bay area? 415 represeeeent
are these replies serious?
there haven't been any songs about them "minnesota girls"
pshhh. 612 and 763 <333
The only reason people think we look like mashed potatoes is the pasty trailer trash hos we get.
The rest of us are sexy as hell! Just ask my boy, who happens to be from Cali.
Wow people chill out. I'm from Minnesota and it's true there are hordes of whales here. Just like eveywhere else. It's not like whoever sent this is targeting you specifically....have a beer or something
218 represent =) and we are cute as hellllll
hell no...wisconsins where its at..100% agreed
First to ever suck balls while doing push ups maybe.
And why is that everyone from every state thinks they got the hottest people? Every state has hotties and ugos. Idiots.
http://www.walletpop.com/insurance/healthiest-states/\nhealthiest state bitch! pretty sure california is #17...\nalso since i used to live in cali, i can say for a fact that there definitely aren't too many hotties there!
And then it hit me, minnesota is dope- if not for what we have, but what we don't. It's all there, it's in the air. Behind the breasts and under the hair. So when people laugh and giggle when you tell them where you live say shhh
I'd rather kill myself then move anywhere in the midwest.
Apparently you're just too ugly to knock down any quality ass.
MN is the worst state in the union. We should really just consider it a loss, carpet bomb it, and start over again. And the only attractive people from STP/MINN are the poor Asians trapped there.
don't hate on Iowa we know how to whip it in wrestling nd football... Don't hate cuz we dominated with whites
Ya fuck Cali they're like 90% fake from all the plastic surgery mn is the shit
I want to rip this bitchs head off
I'm from Cali and my bf moved here from Minnesota. He's superfine. Idk what you're talkin about with the white and lumpy bit.
yeah every place has fatties but i live in minnesota and to be honest i see more hot people then fat people.. its life and i love it here! Hello hotties!! : )
Women from Italy are probably more beautiful that women from any of your states!! I should know I am one!! ;)
@ 12:27 October 27: atmosphere is the shit! One of the best rappers out there
oh no they didn't.. obviously haven't been to Mankato!
Minnesotan girls r hawt !
ive lived in mn my whole life
Well hey, since you obviously think you're better looking, why don't you just go fuck yourself instead.
me and my girl are from mn and we're fucking sexier than any of you bitches. yep. for real.
so lick on some testies and call it a day cause us MN girls will beat your face in and smile for the damn camera... and everything on us is real and natural.
Tanning bed tans are gross as hell, anybody who told you other wise is a clown. Nobody wants to date an oompaloompa look alike.
651 for life, and I can guarantee that MN boys know how to kick it. and even the fat ones get some....we must be doing something right...
i go to college in the midwest and there are so many minnesota fuckers....
its terrible :(
All I'm gonna say is MN men are actually MEN unlike your orange-faced, nip and tucked scrawny asses.
Minnesota has some of the hottest girls! Some sexy ass girls live in Minnesota. A lot of girls are into workin out and staying fit so a lot of them have very nice bodies, nice curves and boobs, REAL boobs!! Gotta love the Minnesota girls! No lie...
612 and 507
"the woman are beautiful, to me they are, and we're not infested with pretentious movie stars. then it hit me, minnesota is dope, if only simply for not what we have, but what we don't"
Hey fuck you hahA I might be still drunk and in Alaska but I'll be Minnesotan for life so... Fuck you. Lol
Hey fuck you. We rep this shit, straight up G's
From: MAR'S SCRU --FSU--
fuck off..... thats wisconsin
hahahahahahaha 6:13PM...."dickheaded California whipped pussy bitch"...hahahahahaha!
...and the richfield bitches freak the lipstick and hairspray, downtown girls like to fuck on the staircase.
I don't think you mean MN. We get a bad rap because of all the states that surround us. I mean really who the fuck wants to live in North or South Dakota? And really, Iowa???? Don't even get me started on Wisconsin.
Minnesota is where its at!!!! 763!!!
Hey hey now...don't be hatin...MN is cold as hell but we got some fiiiine women, let me tell you...
its not just minnesota, its the hole damn country!
That IS Wisconsin. I am a sexy Minnesotan babe with no lumpyness.
Minneapolis/St. Paul also tops the list of safest metro areas in the US.
Minnesota is awesome...I don't give a shit what any other dickheaded California whipped pussy bitch says, go suck a big fat dick...hope you are standing there when your coastline eventually falls off into the ocean and you get sucked in with every other pretentious dickhole there.
what makes you think thats a she?
LOL, i am from Minnesota, and it is so true.
I live in minnesota and have lived elsewhere as well. While there are some attractive women here, most are beastly and lack any style of their own. Also just because your heritage makes you big boned does not mean that it has to be accepted as attractive. Also while MInnesotans are healthier than Californians, Minnesotans are more obese, being active when you already way 250lbs is too little too late. Beware of loaded stats.
First of i love minneapolis. But as far as im concerned let these people hate it just keeps our beautiful state pure. Just the the frigid winters keep the pussies out.
In the land of ice and snow.
Sometimes making love with a Minnesotan is like making love with a toaster oven :)
Since mn is the 4th healthiest state, and CA is the 24th, I would say MN def wins this one. 415 is obviously 15 years old.
June 29, 2009 12:05AM
That says it all.
lol all the minnesota bitches crying. you live in fucking minnesota. case closed.
you can't get 36 D's like this in california. (:
12:13-couldn't agree more! Sadly, I think this text applies to our whole damn country.
218! walkin those hills, can you say nice ass? i think so...
August 7, 2009 3:15AM dude you just BUTCHERED those atmosphere lyrics. i think you meant:
And it hit me man, Minnesota is dope, if only simply for not what we have but what we dont. it's all fair, it aint out there it's in there. it's in the mirror, behind the breast, under the hair. follow the dream doesn't mean leave the love... "
612 & 952 :)
fuck haters you dont know shit.
218 Duluth. Minnesota nice (: even with all the ice.
415's a bitcchhhhhhhhhhhh
June 29, 2009 7:51PM
MN has beaches, and hunting, and fishing