I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
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Lets go out tonight I'll bore you and we'll get drunk
we have "fun sticks" attached to our body but every time we try and play with it we are called perverts.
This is the kind of thing that makes life worth living!
(so long as the person who posted this wasn't an overweight male...)
this made me so horny and I'm a girl
1:44/2 yeah it'd be awkward, but most guys would just be like oh no keep going... whereas if they caught us they'd freak out and call police or something.
they actually feel like a bag of sand when you're drunk
i dont think guys are pervs for playing with their dicks, its just awkward if you catch them, it would be awkward if you caught a girl playing with her tits too
I twiddle with my junk when I'm bored and JO when I'm drunk. Maybe we're not so different after all. Allthough, I do JO out of bordom sometimes.
I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me.
what a truly wonderful idea: some poor sap addicted to the whole arsebook/twatter lifestyle admits something stupid/embarrising/kinky/gross/alloftheabove to some snide bastard who posts it on the web for geeks to wankover/throwstonesat/pontificateabout/castjudgementupon
>=( all ur funny r belong2me
LOL at 12:27
however if this was posted by a girl I have this to say:
If you had something permanently attached to your body that some people refer to as "fun bags" you would play with them all the time too. Boobs are fun.
me and my sisters play with our boobs all the time. it got to the point that my dad told my mom to have a convo withus and tell us to stop. he thought itvwas weird haha.
12:29, loving the bubbies
142, 139 here. will you marry me?
why did i get married? if i had know there were this many girls like this out there...
I play with my boobs all the time when I'm alone. Take off my top and squish them together. Also learned I can lick my nipples.
there is no such thing as the clitoris, it was made up by women to make men think they are doing it wrong.
check out the site 'ijustwanttotellyou'
That would suck if I'd never felt a boob. They've never felt like bags of sand to me, though. Maybe it's because I've always been sober. Or maybe I haven't felt enough bags of sand.
and i play with my clit when i'm horny
"i have nipples focker. can you milk me?"
i hope this is a fat guy
Being serious or 40-Year-Old Virgin reference?
11:57 send me a picture!
i like to feel man boobs, and im a man
Haha I thought I was the only one who played with their boobs when they got bored! XD I'm doing it right now =D ooh, squishy
I'd just like to say that I think everyone who watches "real housewives of Jersey" should be violently raped by a shaved bald grizzly bear.
i like watching guys jerk off too!!! it turns me on!
"bubbies" is regional slang....now made famous by theresa from rhnj haha
12:46 both. you should evaluate that statement for yourself unless you've never felt a boob, which would suck
I hate when girls name there tits.
im a girl. its just weird.
1:39, it's 1:42. I would love to marry you:]
same thing. i just like to hold them and play with them. nothing sexual about it.
And yeah 2:02, they kind of are.
i love playin wit mah tittays!!!
I love when the girls are out, indeed.. love.
i play with mine when im bored.. nothing sexual. they're just fun and squishy. :P
I call mine Ethel and Louise, cause they always provide a good time, but somehow always get me in trouble.
i like it when guys jerk off. i ask if i can watch. :P
haha i do this all the time. sometime i don't even notice, its just fiddling hahaha
boobs are bad. tits are good
2:46 Life lesson. Just because something is funny to you doesn't mean its funny to anyone else. Stop bitching.
1st 12:34 trust I am waiting for you not being bad at all..
Can I play with your boobs when I get bored? It would be more fun than playing with my junk:)
This totally made me start playing with my boobs.
Poor punani must get lonely
assyits face nipple fun
funny thing is an over weight dude posted this.
awesome, me too!! mmmm
I'm so glad i'm from maryland....
10:51 - clearly a bloke that IS doing it wrong! Made me laugh more than the text did.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. In fact, I'm doing it right now.
I couldn't agree more 11:57.
can i play with them while you're drunk?
hah, same here! and then i imagine how shitty it would be if they were fake and i couldn't play anymore...
Soulmate? I think so, and 12:35 FYI "bubbies" is from real housewives of new jersey
whts it take to get a text on the site? geezus, all the ones i sent are funnier than half the shit on here
Why do people feel the need to point out a posting is "fake"?! Fake or not, it's funny. And the thing is, many girls do it. I play with my breasts when I'm bored. I love my breats. One of my best features. I would send a text like this to my friends
I'm a girl, and I play with my boobs when I'm bored. Pretty fantastic... I get it.
What the hell???
I'm a girl and I've never done that.............it's just too weird.
These texts are starting to get not very original. What girl doesn't play with her boobs when bored?
i want to get bored and drunk with you..
if its bald why does it also need to be shaved?
I play with my nipples all the time.... It feels so good and I love it :)
1:39, I like when guys play with their 'fun sticks.' ;] And I ALWAYS am playing with my boobs.
9:57 and 10:27 wanna watch me? :)
I've heard the Real Mobwives of New Jersey refer to them as "bubbies" too, but that word always makes me think of J3wish grandmothers.
I play with my fun stick while I drive. It's exciting.
I don't get it...I don't find playing with my tits fun at all..and I have Ds too
11:12 maybe SHE is doing it wrong, I always seem to be able to finish
me too :) e-shore maryland babyy.
...and its also cause i have D's...there just always there.
haha i do that too!!! my bubbies!
ugly ass skank. When you parm your car in a tight spot it feels good.
Im jerking off right now
Text would be better if there was an additional sentence... "And right now I'm both drunk and bored"
Who calls them bubbies?
And 12:27^4 hahahahahaha. I thought the same thing
11:52 AM -- if I caught you I'd tell you to stop just so I could start helping.. ;)
1:19 you're weird and sexually repressed. Get over yourself.
your a bad bad bad person I say doing all the thing you with out me and I live not to far a way from you hint hint
i like to jerk off into my mouth...i taste so good
I love jerkin. What else is there to say.
Hahaha this made me start to play with my boobs. How can a girl say she's never played with her own boobs? Jeez, I love mine!
I play with my boobs