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  • Lets go out tonight I'll bore you and we'll get drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:28pm
  • we have "fun sticks" attached to our body but every time we try and play with it we are called perverts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:39am
  • check out the site 'ijustwanttotellyou'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:15am
  • 1:44/2 yeah it'd be awkward, but most guys would just be like oh no keep going... whereas if they caught us they'd freak out and call police or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:52am
  • This is the kind of thing that makes life worth living! (so long as the person who posted this wasn't an overweight male...)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24pm
  • this made me so horny and I'm a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:10am
  • i dont think guys are pervs for playing with their dicks, its just awkward if you catch them, it would be awkward if you caught a girl playing with her tits too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:44am
  • they actually feel like a bag of sand when you're drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:45am
  • I twiddle with my junk when I'm bored and JO when I'm drunk. Maybe we're not so different after all. Allthough, I do JO out of bordom sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:25am
  • 12:29, loving the bubbies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:19am
  • what a truly wonderful idea: some poor sap addicted to the whole arsebook/twatter lifestyle admits something stupid/embarrising/kinky/gross/alloftheabove to some snide bastard who posts it on the web for geeks to wankover/throwstonesat/pontificateabout/castjudgementupon Love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:15am
  • I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:03pm
  • there is no such thing as the clitoris, it was made up by women to make men think they are doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:51am
  • why did i get married? if i had know there were this many girls like this out there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:44pm
  • "i have nipples focker. can you milk me?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:52am
  • @2:50 >=( all ur funny r belong2me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:36am
  • 142, 139 here. will you marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:44am
  • LOL at 12:27 however if this was posted by a girl I have this to say: If you had something permanently attached to your body that some people refer to as "fun bags" you would play with them all the time too. Boobs are fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:30am
  • 12:50 That would suck if I'd never felt a boob. They've never felt like bags of sand to me, though. Maybe it's because I've always been sober. Or maybe I haven't felt enough bags of sand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:03am
  • me and my sisters play with our boobs all the time. it got to the point that my dad told my mom to have a convo withus and tell us to stop. he thought itvwas weird haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:42am
  • i hope this is a fat guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:37am
  • 12:46 both. you should evaluate that statement for yourself unless you've never felt a boob, which would suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:50am
  • 12:45 Being serious or 40-Year-Old Virgin reference?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:46am
  • I hate when girls name there tits. im a girl. its just weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:19am
  • and i play with my clit when i'm horny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:48am
  • "bubbies" is regional slang....now made famous by theresa from rhnj haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:24am
  • 1:28 same thing. i just like to hold them and play with them. nothing sexual about it. And yeah 2:02, they kind of are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24am
  • i like to feel man boobs, and im a man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:13am
  • I play with my boobs all the time when I'm alone. Take off my top and squish them together. Also learned I can lick my nipples.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:36am
  • 11:57 send me a picture!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:17pm
  • I'd just like to say that I think everyone who watches "real housewives of Jersey" should be violently raped by a shaved bald grizzly bear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:52pm
  • i like watching guys jerk off too!!! it turns me on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:27am
  • i like it when guys jerk off. i ask if i can watch. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:57am
  • Haha I thought I was the only one who played with their boobs when they got bored! XD I'm doing it right now =D ooh, squishy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:09am
  • I love when the girls are out, indeed.. love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:41am
  • 1:39, it's 1:42. I would love to marry you:]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:13pm
  • i play with mine when im bored.. nothing sexual. they're just fun and squishy. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:28am
  • I call mine Ethel and Louise, cause they always provide a good time, but somehow always get me in trouble.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:31am
  • I play with my boobs when I'm bored. In fact, I'm doing it right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:24am
  • 2:46 Life lesson. Just because something is funny to you doesn't mean its funny to anyone else. Stop bitching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:50am
  • bahaha storyofmylife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:56am
  • funny thing is an over weight dude posted this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:27am
  • i love playin wit mah tittays!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:23am
  • haha i do this all the time. sometime i don't even notice, its just fiddling hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:21am
  • Poor punani must get lonely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Can I play with your boobs when I get bored? It would be more fun than playing with my junk:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:39am
  • boobs are bad. tits are good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:29am
  • 1st 12:34 trust I am waiting for you not being bad at all..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:44pm
  • I'm so glad i'm from maryland....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:09pm
  • This totally made me start playing with my boobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:18am
  • assyits face nipple fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:28am
  • 10:51 - clearly a bloke that IS doing it wrong! Made me laugh more than the text did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:12am
  • whts it take to get a text on the site? geezus, all the ones i sent are funnier than half the shit on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:46am
  • if its bald why does it also need to be shaved?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:54pm
  • can i play with them while you're drunk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:34pm
  • awesome, me too!! mmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:26am
  • What the hell??? I'm a girl and I've never done that.............it's just too weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:21am
  • I play with my nipples all the time.... It feels so good and I love it :)

    Submitted by Anonyms on Aug 26, 10 at 3:17pm
  • Why do people feel the need to point out a posting is "fake"?! Fake or not, it's funny. And the thing is, many girls do it. I play with my breasts when I'm bored. I love my breats. One of my best features. I would send a text like this to my friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:57am
  • hah, same here! and then i imagine how shitty it would be if they were fake and i couldn't play anymore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:37am
  • 1:39, I like when guys play with their 'fun sticks.' ;] And I ALWAYS am playing with my boobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:42am
  • I'm a girl, and I play with my boobs when I'm bored. Pretty fantastic... I get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:29am
  • I couldn't agree more 11:57.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:06pm
  • 9:57 and 10:27 wanna watch me? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:42am
  • These texts are starting to get not very original. What girl doesn't play with her boobs when bored?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:02am
  • i want to get bored and drunk with you..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:44am
  • I don't get it...I don't find playing with my tits fun at all..and I have Ds too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:37am
  • 11:12 maybe SHE is doing it wrong, I always seem to be able to finish -10:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:20am
  • Soulmate? I think so, and 12:35 FYI "bubbies" is from real housewives of new jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:03am
  • me too :) e-shore maryland babyy.

    Submitted by lizbabyy_x3 on Mar 29, 10 at 1:40am
  • ...and its also cause i have D's...there just always there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:22am
  • Who calls them bubbies? And 12:27^4 hahahahahaha. I thought the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:35am
  • ugly ass skank. When you parm your car in a tight spot it feels good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:27am
  • Im jerking off right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:52am
  • 1:19 you're weird and sexually repressed. Get over yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 11:52 AM -- if I caught you I'd tell you to stop just so I could start helping.. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:32pm
  • I've heard the Real Mobwives of New Jersey refer to them as "bubbies" too, but that word always makes me think of J3wish grandmothers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:39am
  • your a bad bad bad person I say doing all the thing you with out me and I live not to far a way from you hint hint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:34am
  • I play with my fun stick while I drive. It's exciting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:25am
  • Text would be better if there was an additional sentence... "And right now I'm both drunk and bored"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:47am
  • i like to jerk off into my mouth...i taste so good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:03am
  • I love jerkin. What else is there to say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Hahaha this made me start to play with my boobs. How can a girl say she's never played with her own boobs? Jeez, I love mine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:17pm
  • haha i do that too!!! my bubbies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:29am
  • I play with my boobs

    Submitted by arryn_styles on Mar 25, 12 at 5:03pm
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