I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
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Lets go out tonight I'll bore you and we'll get drunk
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we have "fun sticks" attached to our body but every time we try and play with it we are called perverts.
1:44/2 yeah it'd be awkward, but most guys would just be like oh no keep going... whereas if they caught us they'd freak out and call police or something.
This is the kind of thing that makes life worth living!
(so long as the person who posted this wasn't an overweight male...)
this made me so horny and I'm a girl
i dont think guys are pervs for playing with their dicks, its just awkward if you catch them, it would be awkward if you caught a girl playing with her tits too
12:29, loving the bubbies
they actually feel like a bag of sand when you're drunk
I twiddle with my junk when I'm bored and JO when I'm drunk. Maybe we're not so different after all. Allthough, I do JO out of bordom sometimes.
I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me.
there is no such thing as the clitoris, it was made up by women to make men think they are doing it wrong.
what a truly wonderful idea: some poor sap addicted to the whole arsebook/twatter lifestyle admits something stupid/embarrising/kinky/gross/alloftheabove to some snide bastard who posts it on the web for geeks to wankover/throwstonesat/pontificateabout/castjudgementupon
LOL at 12:27
however if this was posted by a girl I have this to say:
If you had something permanently attached to your body that some people refer to as "fun bags" you would play with them all the time too. Boobs are fun.
why did i get married? if i had know there were this many girls like this out there...
"i have nipples focker. can you milk me?"
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142, 139 here. will you marry me?
That would suck if I'd never felt a boob. They've never felt like bags of sand to me, though. Maybe it's because I've always been sober. Or maybe I haven't felt enough bags of sand.
me and my sisters play with our boobs all the time. it got to the point that my dad told my mom to have a convo withus and tell us to stop. he thought itvwas weird haha.
i hope this is a fat guy
12:46 both. you should evaluate that statement for yourself unless you've never felt a boob, which would suck
I hate when girls name there tits.
im a girl. its just weird.
"bubbies" is regional slang....now made famous by theresa from rhnj haha
i like to feel man boobs, and im a man
Being serious or 40-Year-Old Virgin reference?
and i play with my clit when i'm horny
same thing. i just like to hold them and play with them. nothing sexual about it.
And yeah 2:02, they kind of are.
I play with my boobs all the time when I'm alone. Take off my top and squish them together. Also learned I can lick my nipples.
11:57 send me a picture!
I'd just like to say that I think everyone who watches "real housewives of Jersey" should be violently raped by a shaved bald grizzly bear.
i like watching guys jerk off too!!! it turns me on!
i play with mine when im bored.. nothing sexual. they're just fun and squishy. :P
I call mine Ethel and Louise, cause they always provide a good time, but somehow always get me in trouble.
Haha I thought I was the only one who played with their boobs when they got bored! XD I'm doing it right now =D ooh, squishy
1:39, it's 1:42. I would love to marry you:]
i like it when guys jerk off. i ask if i can watch. :P
2:46 Life lesson. Just because something is funny to you doesn't mean its funny to anyone else. Stop bitching.
I love when the girls are out, indeed.. love.
funny thing is an over weight dude posted this.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. In fact, I'm doing it right now.
i love playin wit mah tittays!!!
Can I play with your boobs when I get bored? It would be more fun than playing with my junk:)
haha i do this all the time. sometime i don't even notice, its just fiddling hahaha
boobs are bad. tits are good
Poor punani must get lonely
assyits face nipple fun
1st 12:34 trust I am waiting for you not being bad at all..
whts it take to get a text on the site? geezus, all the ones i sent are funnier than half the shit on here
I'm so glad i'm from maryland....
This totally made me start playing with my boobs.
10:51 - clearly a bloke that IS doing it wrong! Made me laugh more than the text did.
if its bald why does it also need to be shaved?
can i play with them while you're drunk?
hah, same here! and then i imagine how shitty it would be if they were fake and i couldn't play anymore...
awesome, me too!! mmmm
What the hell???
I'm a girl and I've never done that.............it's just too weird.
I play with my nipples all the time.... It feels so good and I love it :)
Why do people feel the need to point out a posting is "fake"?! Fake or not, it's funny. And the thing is, many girls do it. I play with my breasts when I'm bored. I love my breats. One of my best features. I would send a text like this to my friends
1:39, I like when guys play with their 'fun sticks.' ;] And I ALWAYS am playing with my boobs.
I'm a girl, and I play with my boobs when I'm bored. Pretty fantastic... I get it.
I couldn't agree more 11:57.
9:57 and 10:27 wanna watch me? :)
These texts are starting to get not very original. What girl doesn't play with her boobs when bored?
I don't get it...I don't find playing with my tits fun at all..and I have Ds too
i want to get bored and drunk with you..
11:12 maybe SHE is doing it wrong, I always seem to be able to finish
me too :) e-shore maryland babyy.
...and its also cause i have D's...there just always there.
Soulmate? I think so, and 12:35 FYI "bubbies" is from real housewives of new jersey
Who calls them bubbies?
And 12:27^4 hahahahahaha. I thought the same thing
Im jerking off right now
ugly ass skank. When you parm your car in a tight spot it feels good.
1:19 you're weird and sexually repressed. Get over yourself.
11:52 AM -- if I caught you I'd tell you to stop just so I could start helping.. ;)
your a bad bad bad person I say doing all the thing you with out me and I live not to far a way from you hint hint
Text would be better if there was an additional sentence... "And right now I'm both drunk and bored"
I play with my fun stick while I drive. It's exciting.
I've heard the Real Mobwives of New Jersey refer to them as "bubbies" too, but that word always makes me think of J3wish grandmothers.
i like to jerk off into my mouth...i taste so good
I love jerkin. What else is there to say.
Hahaha this made me start to play with my boobs. How can a girl say she's never played with her own boobs? Jeez, I love mine!
haha i do that too!!! my bubbies!
I play with my boobs