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  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:39am

    we have "fun sticks" attached to our body but every time we try and play with it we are called perverts.

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:10am

    this made me so horny and I'm a girl

  • 56 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:45am

    they actually feel like a bag of sand when you're drunk

  • 54 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:28pm

    Lets go out tonight I'll bore you and we'll get drunk

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:36am

    I play with my boobs all the time when I'm alone. Take off my top and squish them together. Also learned I can lick my nipples.

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:15am

    what a truly wonderful idea: some poor sap addicted to the whole arsebook/twatter lifestyle admits something stupid/embarrising/kinky/gross/alloftheabove to some snide bastard who posts it on the web for geeks to wankover/throwstonesat/pontificateabout/castjudgementupon Love it!

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:44am

    i dont think guys are pervs for playing with their dicks, its just awkward if you catch them, it would be awkward if you caught a girl playing with her tits too

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:27am

    i like watching guys jerk off too!!! it turns me on!

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24am

    1:28 same thing. i just like to hold them and play with them. nothing sexual about it. And yeah 2:02, they kind of are.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:42am

    me and my sisters play with our boobs all the time. it got to the point that my dad told my mom to have a convo withus and tell us to stop. he thought itvwas weird haha.

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:30am

    LOL at 12:27 however if this was posted by a girl I have this to say: If you had something permanently attached to your body that some people refer to as "fun bags" you would play with them all the time too. Boobs are fun.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:52pm

    I'd just like to say that I think everyone who watches "real housewives of Jersey" should be violently raped by a shaved bald grizzly bear.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonyms on Aug 26, 10 at 3:17pm

    I play with my nipples all the time.... It feels so good and I love it :)

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:51am

    there is no such thing as the clitoris, it was made up by women to make men think they are doing it wrong.

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:25am

    I twiddle with my junk when I'm bored and JO when I'm drunk. Maybe we're not so different after all. Allthough, I do JO out of bordom sometimes.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:09am

    Haha I thought I was the only one who played with their boobs when they got bored! XD I'm doing it right now =D ooh, squishy

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:52am

    "i have nipples focker. can you milk me?"

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:26am

    awesome, me too!! mmmm

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:50am

    12:46 both. you should evaluate that statement for yourself unless you've never felt a boob, which would suck

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:17pm

    11:57 send me a picture!

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:03am

    12:50 That would suck if I'd never felt a boob. They've never felt like bags of sand to me, though. Maybe it's because I've always been sober. Or maybe I haven't felt enough bags of sand.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:31am

    I call mine Ethel and Louise, cause they always provide a good time, but somehow always get me in trouble.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:41am

    I love when the girls are out, indeed.. love.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:37am

    i hope this is a fat guy

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:41pm

    I love jerkin. What else is there to say.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:03pm

    I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:24am

    "bubbies" is regional slang....now made famous by theresa from rhnj haha

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:06pm

    I couldn't agree more 11:57.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24pm

    This is the kind of thing that makes life worth living! (so long as the person who posted this wasn't an overweight male...)

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:52am

    1:44/2 yeah it'd be awkward, but most guys would just be like oh no keep going... whereas if they caught us they'd freak out and call police or something.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:44am

    142, 139 here. will you marry me?

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:19am

    I hate when girls name there tits. im a girl. its just weird.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:46am

    12:45 Being serious or 40-Year-Old Virgin reference?

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:29am

    I'm a girl, and I play with my boobs when I'm bored. Pretty fantastic... I get it.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:44pm

    why did i get married? if i had know there were this many girls like this out there...

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:57am

    i like it when guys jerk off. i ask if i can watch. :P

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:39am

    Can I play with your boobs when I get bored? It would be more fun than playing with my junk:)

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:28am

    i play with mine when im bored.. nothing sexual. they're just fun and squishy. :P

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:50am

    2:46 Life lesson. Just because something is funny to you doesn't mean its funny to anyone else. Stop bitching.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:29am

    boobs are bad. tits are good

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:42am

    1:39, I like when guys play with their 'fun sticks.' ;] And I ALWAYS am playing with my boobs.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:44pm

    1st 12:34 trust I am waiting for you not being bad at all..

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:19am

    12:29, loving the bubbies

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:13pm

    1:39, it's 1:42. I would love to marry you:]

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:02am

    These texts are starting to get not very original. What girl doesn't play with her boobs when bored?

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:21am

    haha i do this all the time. sometime i don't even notice, its just fiddling hahaha

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:24am

    I play with my boobs when I'm bored. In fact, I'm doing it right now.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:39am

    I've heard the Real Mobwives of New Jersey refer to them as "bubbies" too, but that word always makes me think of J3wish grandmothers.

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:18am

    This totally made me start playing with my boobs.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:48am

    and i play with my clit when i'm horny

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:42am

    9:57 and 10:27 wanna watch me? :)

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:03am

    Soulmate? I think so, and 12:35 FYI "bubbies" is from real housewives of new jersey

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:09pm

    I'm so glad i'm from maryland....

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:21am

    What the hell??? I'm a girl and I've never done that.............it's just too weird.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:37am

    hah, same here! and then i imagine how shitty it would be if they were fake and i couldn't play anymore...

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:57am

    Why do people feel the need to point out a posting is "fake"?! Fake or not, it's funny. And the thing is, many girls do it. I play with my breasts when I'm bored. I love my breats. One of my best features. I would send a text like this to my friends

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:12am

    10:51 - clearly a bloke that IS doing it wrong! Made me laugh more than the text did.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:46am

    whts it take to get a text on the site? geezus, all the ones i sent are funnier than half the shit on here

  • 37 54
    Submitted by lizbabyy_x3 on Mar 29, 10 at 1:40am

    me too :) e-shore maryland babyy.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:54pm

    if its bald why does it also need to be shaved?

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:36am

    @2:50 >=( all ur funny r belong2me

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:13am

    i like to feel man boobs, and im a man

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:28am

    assyits face nipple fun

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:15am

    check out the site 'ijustwanttotellyou'

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:27am

    funny thing is an over weight dude posted this.

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:27am

    ugly ass skank. When you parm your car in a tight spot it feels good.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:23am

    i love playin wit mah tittays!!!

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:04pm

    Poor punani must get lonely

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:17pm

    Hahaha this made me start to play with my boobs. How can a girl say she's never played with her own boobs? Jeez, I love mine!

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:44am

    i want to get bored and drunk with you..

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:37am

    I don't get it...I don't find playing with my tits fun at all..and I have Ds too

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:29am

    haha i do that too!!! my bubbies!

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:34pm

    can i play with them while you're drunk?

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:25am

    I play with my fun stick while I drive. It's exciting.

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:56am

    bahaha storyofmylife.

  • 22 34
    Submitted by arryn_styles on Mar 25, 12 at 5:03pm

    I play with my boobs

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:35am

    Who calls them bubbies? And 12:27^4 hahahahahaha. I thought the same thing

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:52am

    Im jerking off right now

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:22am

    ...and its also cause i have D's...there just always there.

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:47am

    Text would be better if there was an additional sentence... "And right now I'm both drunk and bored"

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:32pm

    11:52 AM -- if I caught you I'd tell you to stop just so I could start helping.. ;)

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:34am

    your a bad bad bad person I say doing all the thing you with out me and I live not to far a way from you hint hint

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:40pm

    1:19 you're weird and sexually repressed. Get over yourself.

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:20am

    11:12 maybe SHE is doing it wrong, I always seem to be able to finish -10:51

  • 30 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:03am

    i like to jerk off into my mouth...i taste so good