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  • Ew did he use his thumb?!??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 5:02pm
  • He was playing DJ Diddles

    Submitted by blancolex300 on Feb 28, 10 at 12:19pm
  • Was it an iPod touch, like scrolling down? Or a older model, like scrolling in a circle? Either way, it doesn't sound all that bad to me, as long as it wasn't hard, which it shouldn't have Bern cause either iPod takes a gentle touch, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 3:27pm
    • That's what I was thinking. It sounds really good to me actually. I should start using that when they need help, "Circles like an iPod." lmao

      Submitted by grammar_slut on Feb 28, 10 at 4:35pm
  • The iPod snatch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:44pm
  • Maybe there should be an app to help him practice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 1:33am
  • Explain a lot why there are so many lesbians in this world.

    Submitted by gutsout on Feb 28, 10 at 11:41am
  • OH MY GOD I HAVE AN APP FOR THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:13am
  • i'm in pain just thinking about this

    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Feb 28, 10 at 2:58pm
  • ouch...

    Submitted by veggiesaurus on Feb 28, 10 at 10:01am
  • Was it an iPod touch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:44pm
  • Maybe there's a snook in your sniz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:15am
  • He thought the sound of you moaning from an orgasm was on one of his playlists. \n\nIt wasn't on there at all!

    Submitted by maskedman on Feb 28, 10 at 2:30pm
  • Maybe god does not exist! Oh, it doesn't!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:27am
  • To 1:14 the iPod snatch, rofl dude, or lady

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:28am
  • Umm is this a bad thing or a good thing

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Feb 28, 10 at 5:53pm
  • Is that good or bad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:34pm
  • Guys need to learn that faster doesn't mean BETTER.

    Submitted by monkeylove28 on Jul 21, 11 at 6:21pm
  • Did it work for you though ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:27am
  • Well if he was doing that on the gspot, wouldn't that actually feel good for a girl? Probably a good variation. Maybe I'm thinking about this too much lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:10pm
  • i made my boyfriend watch sex and the city with me on friday.. so i surprised him by lying naked covered in sushi. so he came in and started sucking my vagina,(very welll) and pulling my nippple.. i was horny. and his mom came in. as i was runnning out. i fell on her face. my nip landed in her mouth

    Submitted by lolz1234 on Feb 28, 10 at 8:09pm
  • In china people use iPod to fuck vagina like urs. that only get fingering and never a cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:31am
  • Maybe his ipod was in your snootch.

    Submitted by anon33 on Feb 28, 10 at 9:33am
  • Wait... Is that a problem? It's always worked great for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:13pm
  • @blancolex: your comment just made my day

    Submitted by cl8n19 on Feb 28, 10 at 11:32pm
  • 5:02 lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:29pm
  • You mean girls don't like that....iv been doin it wrong for years

    Submitted by fields8118 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:05pm
  • best way to get the girl off is to use the "come here" motion with ur fingers....but honestly the "iPod scroll" doesnt sound like it would be that bad of an idea!

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on May 5, 11 at 4:30pm