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  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:26am

    i think that attempting to please a woman is admitting that you are not a man. a true man wont fuck you if you're too fucking dank for him.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:56pm

    What part of the 925 are you from

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:50pm

    Yeah.... I dated someone that blamed me for his inability to make me cum or his occassional ED because I made him wear a condom - wow, I'm a bitch!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:51am

    Guys and girls both suck in the sack... when you find one that doesn't you gotta rail them 4-5 times consecutively in a 12 hour period. If nothing else it shows that we champions do appreciate each other.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:29am

    12:11 sounds like another limp dick

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:42am

    Only a wimpy guy would blame his lack of performance abilities indirectly on a girl.

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:15am

    yea mine couldnt get me off then hes gonna say oh i love you so much and your so tight thats why i cum so fast...fuck that...

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:22am

    same situation here with my ex.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:31am

    Thing I don't get is why couldn't he get a boner if he loves her? I mean I honestly am in love with my girl and I take no greater joy than in making love to her.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:02am

    disco stick no a go go?

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:15am

    Yeah, I'm a girl and I cum just as easily as my husband, it's no myth

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:41am

    must be pretty hit up if the guy can't even pop a boner for you.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:33am

    you should give up on men

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:20pm

    10:23, i'm with you on that one. What is the problem? If he loves her, can't he just go to town on the ol' pastrami sammich? Unless of course, her pastrami smells like sardines. I believe this point was brought up earlier, and is valid. However, if that is the case, who would love a girl that stinks like canned fish? That shit is just gross. So many questions remain. Quite a quandry this text has presented. Quite the fuckin quandry indeed....

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:45am

    2:01 - I guarantee that the girl who posted this is a dead fish in the sack. Absolutely.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:11am

    my cock is hard hit me up......i'd make you cum with my hands,tongue, and cock

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:18am

    Dide I feel your pain, same thing happened to me!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:36am

    ladies: try anal, it will get you off. worst case scenario, only I will...

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:22pm

    1150 - Wear a female condom & see how dandy sex with one on feels.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:50pm

    9 07 good call I bet you're right, those prescription drugs take it out of you. dont mix pills and pussy!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:08pm

    Hallelujah, 1130. Thank you for speaking for all of us.

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:06am

    AKA: "Its you, not me..."

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:51pm

    11:30 is the truth!!!!! preach it!!!!

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:01am

    1211, you're the worst. leave it to a guy to blame his worthlessness on a girl.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:10am

    excuses for being bad in bed are always the worst... and the funniest when u think about it weeks later when you're no longer pissed off about the big disappointment lol

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:04am

    whatever guy thinks thats a myth is probably a virgin

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:50pm

    i mean if he "says" he loves her but really thinks shes gross he wouldnt stay with her

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:48pm

    yep i agree, if he loves her he wouldnt stay with her if her vag stunk. soo i doubt thats why he couldnt get hard. hes a lame move on to BIGGER and better things!

  • 44 62
    Submitted by kelseuh on Mar 20, 10 at 4:05pm

    tell him to man up and do you.. thats a stupid excuse... maybe he is cheating on you and cant get it up because he already had sex with some other bish.. hope not though

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:39am

    God damn it! I'm sick of all these asshole guys who aren't worth shit in bed making the rest of us capable guys look bad. Go practice fuckers! SHIT!!

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:17am

    ok so june 6th at 12:39 love it agree totaly and how you doin where you at?

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:11pm

    I am fairly certain I know the person who sent this. It sounds exactly like something she might say and the area code is right.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:51am

    guys rarely try hard enough to get you to cum in the first place

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:11am

    Aw damnit! Sounds EXACTLY like my situation!

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:20pm

    haha ive had some girls were just plain awful at everything (im a guy) and they were good looking girls who looked like they had a clue...and yes some guys suck in bed too, ill admit that we dont have out best days....ive had girls that just arent worth a shit in the sack....besides, he was probably hammered and had whiskey dick...my suggestion is lay off the booze a little, and the both of them should work on their skills

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:29am

    hahaha maybe hes just a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:21pm

    haha so i posted this, because my roommate said it to me. here's how it really went down: she was dating a guy who had a small penis and lasted 3 minutes in bed (not long enough to get her off- and she cums really easily)... one night he was having problems getting it up because he was falling in love with her and she was just in it for fun, nothing serious. THAT is what sparked this conversation. Oh, and he turned out to be a mega douche- just like the rest of them <3

    • 11 24
      Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Aug 8, 13 at 6:04pm

      If the girl is a dirty tramp and the guy is a classy guy who actually loved her, \n\nthen I don't think he was a "d**che". A "d**che" is somebody who PURPOSEFULLY abuses or misleads or harms a girl. If a guy plays a girl, etc, hes a d**che. \n\nBut if a guy cant get it up? He might be unfortunate, he might not be good enough for her... BUT HES NOT A D**CHE.\n\nA guy is not some evil bad guy, just cuz he couldn't get her off. It wasnt like he was doing it on purpose. Jeez, talk a

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:37pm

    its because he's nervous and thinking about it too much..

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:30am

    She's proly sportin a cheese grater for a puss. Between that and bitchin about her lack of O, most would not bother gettin it up for her. Get off his back.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:24am

    550 I'm a girl. I cum.... It's not a myth.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:37am

    He's got issues not worth dealing with. Dump and run.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:01pm

    fuck that shit... leave his ass.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:07am

    i think all women are stupid bitches whose only purpose in life is to try and get cock.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:02pm

    Sounds like my ex. He is fucking someone else if he can't get it up. It's his conscience.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:44pm

    I had an ex-bf that said the same thing. Dump and run!

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:49am

    Oh I hate it when they can't get it up! Useless...

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:22am

    oh, hell, he's probably just nervous, performance anxiety or something. If you like the guy work through it, if you're just out sport fucking then move on.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:50am

    wait how many girls do we know actually cum could be a myth

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:27am

    looooooooooooooooooooooool shit of a man, find a better one!

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:15am

    Yeeeah east bay! God I hope I know this person

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:23pm

    hey! at least you know it's not you! : )

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:19am

    I never understood a guy who didn't like to bang. That shit is absurd

  • 46 79
    Submitted by katiebish on Jan 30, 11 at 3:48am

    What the hell

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:42pm

    totally could be my ex.... hes probably on steroids

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:26am

    Nothing turns me on more than when I make a girl cum. Nothing. As for the love thing...he evidently does not love you enough to give you the satisfaction you deserve.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:26am

    3:18. Call me sometime...

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:18am

    i still want to go down on all of you for like 3 hours straight.

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:56am

    why'd u sleep with him then?

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:25am

    1:19- agreed...wtf is up with that

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:38pm

    the same thing happened to me! so i broke up witth him.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:10am

    Sounds like he's probably from Jersey...201 to be specifiv

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:44am

    he probably cant get it up now coz she dont cum !!!!!

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:23am

    least he could do in that situation is go down on her

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:20pm

    That's a dealbreaker.

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:29am

    theres nothin wrong with my fuckstick... seems theres somethin wrong was this dudes tho

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:49am

    ahahahahahahaha amazing! the love non-boner

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:15am

    Leave it to a girl to blame it on a guy >.>

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:34pm

    maybe you're just really loose..

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:39pm

    3:26 & 11:30-- little dick syndrome? most likely. 8:26 = a real man.

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:49am

    hahahah find somebody else!

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:04pm

    girls can be gotten off without cumming

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:28pm

    5:31AM- you're cuteeeeee.

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:38am

    Sucks. Dump him and find another guy.

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:36am

    Wow. That hella sounds like my ex. I wonder if his phone number starts with 3 and ends with 7.

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:54pm

    OMG I have heard the same thing!!!

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:45pm

    4:00 another perfect example of one guy who takes it personal and twists it back to the females

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:24am

    oh i get it this must be my ex-bfs new girlfriend no wonder

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:21am

    loves you and cant get a boner up? LOL just one of the -guy-thing- another way of saying "holy fuck, i aint never! gonna bang that shit no more" move along lady.

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:16pm

    10;04 I would have to agree with that

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:38pm

    g.a.y. move on sister.

  • 31 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:03am

    girls are such sluts these days. No wonder nobody from your high school will talk to you. After they blew it in your mouth already, why would they?

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:11am

    i bet her box stinks like fish that would make me go limp too

  • 28 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:10am

    i'd have no problem with either...

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:07am

    He's on opiates and hiding it from you. For real

  • 29 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:04pm

    8:26 you're obviously missing the point, he can love her plenty and still not get a boner..

  • 31 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:22am

    wait this was my situation a few months ago my area code too wtfffff

  • 33 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:31am

    July 11 8:11. Damn, please call me! I'm looking for a man who knows what he's doing!

  • 35 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:35am

    haha at july 1 811. thats hotttt

  • 29 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:17pm

    11:30: Totally with you there. Why do guys feel like hearing one thing about a guy who performed poorly in bed is a direct reflection on them? A girl would never be defensive if she heard about a different girl being bad in bed. WTF? What sense does that make?

  • 22 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:00pm

    Some girls think their sole purpose as a woman is to be a motionless hole that needs to be pleasured. This is one of those girls.