First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
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i think that attempting to please a woman is admitting that you are not a man. a true man wont fuck you if you're too fucking dank for him.
Yeah.... I dated someone that blamed me for his inability to make me cum or his occassional ED because I made him wear a condom - wow, I'm a bitch!
What part of the 925 are you from
Thing I don't get is why couldn't he get a boner if he loves her? I mean I honestly am in love with my girl and I take no greater joy than in making love to her.
Guys and girls both suck in the sack... when you find one that doesn't you gotta rail them 4-5 times consecutively in a 12 hour period. If nothing else it shows that we champions do appreciate each other.
10:23, i'm with you on that one. What is the problem? If he loves her, can't he just go to town on the ol' pastrami sammich? Unless of course, her pastrami smells like sardines. I believe this point was brought up earlier, and is valid. However, if that is the case, who would love a girl that stinks like canned fish? That shit is just gross. So many questions remain. Quite a quandry this text has presented. Quite the fuckin quandry indeed....
Only a wimpy guy would blame his lack of performance abilities indirectly on a girl.
loves you and cant get a boner up? LOL just one of the -guy-thing- another way of saying "holy fuck, i aint never! gonna bang that shit no more" move along lady.
12:11 sounds like another limp dick
must be pretty hit up if the guy can't even pop a boner for you.
you should give up on men
excuses for being bad in bed are always the worst... and the funniest when u think about it weeks later when you're no longer pissed off about the big disappointment lol
2:01 - I guarantee that the girl who posted this is a dead fish in the sack. Absolutely.
God damn it! I'm sick of all these asshole guys who aren't worth shit in bed making the rest of us capable guys look bad. Go practice fuckers! SHIT!!
disco stick no a go go?
9 07 good call I bet you're right, those prescription drugs take it out of you. dont mix pills and pussy!
ladies: try anal, it will get you off. worst case scenario, only I will...
my cock is hard hit me up......i'd make you cum with my hands,tongue, and cock
the same thing happened to me! so i broke up witth him.
Wow. That hella sounds like my ex. I wonder if his phone number starts with 3 and ends with 7.
yep i agree, if he loves her he wouldnt stay with her if her vag stunk. soo i doubt thats why he couldnt get hard. hes a lame move on to BIGGER and better things!
1150 - Wear a female condom & see how dandy sex with one on feels.
wait how many girls do we know actually cum could be a myth
Dide I feel your pain, same thing happened to me!
hahaha maybe hes just a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
i mean if he "says" he loves her but really thinks shes gross he wouldnt stay with her
guys rarely try hard enough to get you to cum in the first place
1211, you're the worst. leave it to a guy to blame his worthlessness on a girl.
Oh I hate it when they can't get it up! Useless...
I'm a girl. I cum.... It's not a myth.
fuck that shit... leave his ass.
11:30 is the truth!!!!!
Yeeeah east bay! God I hope I know this person
same situation here with my ex.
He's got issues not worth dealing with. Dump and run.
yea mine couldnt get me off then hes gonna say oh i love you so much and your so tight thats why i cum so fast...fuck that...
haha ive had some girls were just plain awful at everything (im a guy) and they were good looking girls who looked like they had a clue...and yes some guys suck in bed too, ill admit that we dont have out best days....ive had girls that just arent worth a shit in the sack....besides, he was probably hammered and had whiskey dick...my suggestion is lay off the booze a little, and the both of them should work on their skills
whatever guy thinks thats a myth is probably a virgin
i think all women are stupid bitches whose only purpose in life is to try and get cock.
I never understood a guy who didn't like to bang. That shit is absurd
ok so june 6th at 12:39 love it agree totaly and how you doin where you at?
tell him to man up and do you.. thats a stupid excuse... maybe he is cheating on you and cant get it up because he already had sex with some other bish.. hope not though
I am fairly certain I know the person who sent this. It sounds exactly like something she might say and the area code is right.
Hallelujah, 1130. Thank you for speaking for all of us.
She's proly sportin a cheese grater for a puss. Between that and bitchin about her lack of O, most would not bother gettin it up for her. Get off his back.
Yeah, I'm a girl and I cum just as easily as my husband, it's no myth
shit of a man, find a better one!
3:18. Call me sometime...
AKA: "Its you, not me..."
i still want to go down on all of you for like 3 hours straight.
Sounds like my ex. He is fucking someone else if he can't get it up. It's his conscience.
oh, hell, he's probably just nervous, performance anxiety or something. If you like the guy work through it, if you're just out sport fucking then move on.
5:31AM- you're cuteeeeee.
haha so i posted this, because my roommate said it to me. here's how it really went down: she was dating a guy who had a small penis and lasted 3 minutes in bed (not long enough to get her off- and she cums really easily)... one night he was having problems getting it up because he was falling in love with her and she was just in it for fun, nothing serious. THAT is what sparked this conversation.
Oh, and he turned out to be a mega douche- just like the rest of them <3
If the girl is a dirty tramp and the guy is a classy guy who actually loved her, \n\nthen I don't think he was a "d**che". A "d**che" is somebody who PURPOSEFULLY abuses or misleads or harms a girl. If a guy plays a girl, etc, hes a d**che. \n\nBut if a guy cant get it up? He might be unfortunate, he might not be good enough for her... BUT HES NOT A D**CHE.\n\nA guy is not some evil bad guy, just cuz he couldn't get her off. It wasnt like he was doing it on purpose. Jeez, talk a
What the hell
Sounds like he's probably from Jersey...201 to be specifiv
he probably cant get it up now coz she dont cum !!!!!
I had an ex-bf that said the same thing. Dump and run!
why'd u sleep with him then?
its because he's nervous and thinking about it too much..
girls can be gotten off without cumming
Aw damnit! Sounds EXACTLY like my situation!
oh i get it
this must be my ex-bfs new girlfriend
least he could do in that situation is go down on her
10;04 I would have to agree with that
OMG I have heard the same thing!!!
That's a dealbreaker.
Sucks. Dump him and find another guy.
totally could be my ex.... hes probably on steroids
ahahahahahahaha amazing! the love non-boner
i bet her box stinks like fish that would make me go limp too
hey! at least you know it's not you! : )
i'd have no problem with either...
1:19- agreed...wtf is up with that
He's on opiates and hiding it from you. For real
Nothing turns me on more than when I make a girl cum. Nothing. As for the love thing...he evidently does not love you enough to give you the satisfaction you deserve.
another perfect example of one guy who takes it personal and twists it back to the females
3:26 & 11:30-- little dick syndrome? most likely.
8:26 = a real man.
Leave it to a girl to blame it on a guy >.>
hahahah find somebody else!
theres nothin wrong with my fuckstick... seems theres somethin wrong was this dudes tho
g.a.y. move on sister.
this was my situation a few months ago
my area code too
girls are such sluts these days. No wonder nobody from your high school will talk to you. After they blew it in your mouth already, why would they?
8:26 you're obviously missing the point, he can love her plenty and still not get a boner..
11:30: Totally with you there. Why do guys feel like hearing one thing about a guy who performed poorly in bed is a direct reflection on them? A girl would never be defensive if she heard about a different girl being bad in bed. WTF? What sense does that make?
July 11 8:11. Damn, please call me! I'm looking for a man who knows what he's doing!
maybe you're just really loose..
Some girls think their sole purpose as a woman is to be a motionless hole that needs to be pleasured.
This is one of those girls.
haha at july 1 811. thats hotttt