South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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I bet she's hotter than Monica!
I was the 9:11 post and live in SC but my area code is 860
This isn't even FROM 803, though...this is someone in Nebraska?
9:39, look at the fucking About page of this site: "Texts From Last Night (TFLN) was founded in February 2009 by two friends for reasons that may or may not include: the tendency to press send more easily as the night turns to morning, friends social habits, Kwame Kilpatrick" <-- Kwame Kilpatrick was another philandering politician
Yeah, cuz getting a bj from a plumper in the oval office is worse than flying to Argentina to get one. Nice background checking!
some people do actually text about politics
Hahah 9:11. Who is the 50th?
i think its Alabama or Mississippi
9:12 Not Alabama or Mississippi but... Nevada is.
860 is not a SC area code.
Sanford is a fucking idiot. I thought we all figured that out when he refused the stimulus money even though SC is the 49th state for public education.
andre bauer for govenor!!!! rawr!!
this text sucks. not funny. or original. who let this go up on the site?
^I get it now. This is definitely lulz-worthy sorry :-p
This is from Nebraska.. Duh.
"Who are you txting garbage like this to?"
Seriously? You consider this garbage? As hilarious as this site is, this is pretty much the least "garbage" thing I've seen yet. No one got fucked, shat on, or lost in an alcohol-induced fugue state. This might not be the funniest text ever, according to the standards we hold for this site, but it certainly is not garbage.
Who are you txting garbage like this to?
What? A family-values republican hypocrite? I've never heard of such a thing! Hahahahahahaha!
864, 803, and 843 are SC's area codes.
by the way, the woman he was sleeping with, Maria Belén Chapur, has a University degree in International Affairs. You can't make that shit up.
Clinton was impeached fir perjury not adultery. both are dumbfucks
^ you live under a rock.......
eh. not that funny; I didn't get the current event reference
Im from SC. And I think he is hot....he didnt need to go to another country to find a homewrecker....I was here waiting :)
that's not really karma, though... more like hypocrisy.
Hey 9:11 sc is now 48th thank you and stimulus money isnt just for education
Hey 4:17, Clinton wasn't impeached, he resigned before so. Dumbfuck.
andre bower? you're kidding. he's as bad as sanford.