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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.

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I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.

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I referred to the cat as amicable.

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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today

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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.

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I was judging you.

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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.

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