I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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That wasn't sex OR spear fishing. He was trying to harpoon a whale.
OP is a guy...silly peter pumpers
Lmao the comments were funny then the text.
Vagina is for lovers! ;-)
Well the smell was more consistent with fishing
Houston we have a problem?
Sounds like my ex... Only had one speed setting. Terrorize.
And if you weren't a fat bitch he wouldn't have so many fat rolls in the way.
well hun if you weren't soo damn big he wouldn't have to jump off from up high to get on top
That's the only way to do it!