You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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lolz... my dad wears transition lenses.
I'm pretty sure the people who are saying transition lenses don't make you a virgin are the people who wear them, because no one else would care.
I like how all un-fuckable, overly sensitive douche bags consider themselves geniuses and how they're going to be signing my checks one day. I'm tall, blonde, have big boobs and I'm in medical school AND agree that transition lenses are freaking dumb. Deal w/it. \n\nabsolutely retarded.
But transition lenses provide every site in every light! They are the bees knees fo shoo!
Transition Lenses just remind me of some nerdy ass guy with a fucking trench coat on playing WoW.
most chicks worth fucking don't care
Wow, I dont even know what to say to this text... For one, I wear glasses with transition lenses, they are just so convenient. Second of all, I have not been a virgin for quite some time, I lost mine in middle school and that was almost 10 years ago.
Im nowhere near nerdy, I'm a soldier in the us army, cavalry scout, hooah! 19D leads the way!
Yeah, I'm a virgin. And I have transition lenses that I have to wear every waking moment of my life.
But in ten years, a guy like me is going to be signing your checks. So get those punches in while you can, and enjoy your after-bar drunken hookups with the local cum dumpster while you toil and toll for your pension under my supervision.
Fuckers, don't you see nerds rule the world?
I wear transition lenses, and I am an adult so I dont realy give a fuck you like them or not. That's the pro side to being mature.
Oh that sucks, I have transitions lenses. They turn dark in the sunlight!! Let's see you do that kind of magic.
You may not necessarily be a virgin if you wear transition lenses, but you are definitely still a fucking loser.
Good to know that the originator is so bright.
It makes my transition lenses go dark.
Virgin, does my left ear count?
Ya ya Kansas city this is my area code too but this is funny don't no why it got so many thumbs down!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its funny because its funny.
Agreed... I would never sleep with someone that nerdy. And if they aren't a virgin it's because they are having sex with fat girls
Yo. My buddy rocks some mu'fuckin transitions right naw. His bitch ass fucking a white bitch. Ya can't tell me he ain't no damn virgin. Dueces.
I'm just so happy that this is my area code. I just want to know who this is.
that's stupid. my ex wears transitions and he's not even close to being a virgin
3.35, do you want to try that again?
I'll give you a hint:
sight=the ability to see.
Nothing screams dork quite like wearing Transitions.
lmao 9:05 mandals ftw
why do glasses even fucking matter....THEY'RE JUST FUCKING GLASSES. WTF SHALLOW ASSHOLES
Aww I think nerds are cute! Free beej to the first guy wearing transitions to show up to my door! (lol and I'm not a fat girl X_x)
omg mandals! hahaha- you're soo right... what a hot guy that'd be! lol
3:53, that's kinda strange.
We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.
My dad wears transitions.
They amuse me, ngl.
Transition lenses are cool, i dont have to take them off when i masterbate when i watch Star Wars while playing World of War Craft.
They ARE THE FUCKING SHIT
Not at all, it was poorly executed.
transitions dont equal virgin.
OMFG! I think I stopped wearing them right around the time I lost mine...Never knew
You mean if I didn't wear those, I would have gotten laid earlier???? SHIT
How hard is it to take a pair of fucking glasses off and put anoher pair on?? I'd rather do that than wear Transitions, to be honest.
I'm more likely to get laid with my regular glasses. My mom even told me the other day I look sexy when I squint.
You are a weak piece of shit if you are judging people by the fucking glasses they wear!
Hey, guess what, I don't like your stupid lowrider jeans...quit showing me your ass crack, you fucking whore! Oh, and you fucking idiot with the skate wear??? Just die, you fucking moron!
transitions=right in any light.
wow. the text is so true
transition lenses have nothing to do with the fuckablility of a person. ask my wife.
hah fuck that im no virgin, i got laid because of my transitions!
all you people defending transition lens saying theyre convenient its called CONTACT LENS
LMAO @ 6:30.....and ytf would transitions keep sum1 from fucking?
Ah man, here I was thinking transition lenses were cool... what do I do now? I must not be very observant or people have been very considerate as they judge me in their minds (or behind my back)
hahahaha! i actually laughed out loud at this.. you cant help but laugh when you see people in those
Transitions rock, ur all losers
6:30pm ftw. honorable mention to 7:39.
A good friend has worn transitions for as long as I've known him. He was single when I met him. His wife is HOT.
It's amazing how silly ppl are, making fun of stuff like this. It's like a bunch of you stopped maturing in middle school
I believe it was a pun. You feel silly now, don't you?
touche, 11:55, touche.
..my teacher wears transition lenses.. and he knocked up another teacher in the school..
WHY DO ANY OF YOU CARE? shut up.
a truer statement has never been texted.
Do I judge you by all the crap hanging off you there, tacklebox face? Yeah, I guess I do. But then again, I will never hire you either, so HA! Fucking, Ha! You unemployable dickweed!
I thought Transitions were the hip glasses