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  • 83 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:48pm

    lolz... my dad wears transition lenses.

  • 88 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:27pm

    I'm pretty sure the people who are saying transition lenses don't make you a virgin are the people who wear them, because no one else would care.

  • 75 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:33pm

    Transition Lenses just remind me of some nerdy ass guy with a fucking trench coat on playing WoW.

  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:35pm

    But transition lenses provide every site in every light! They are the bees knees fo shoo!

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:29pm

    Wow, I dont even know what to say to this text... For one, I wear glasses with transition lenses, they are just so convenient. Second of all, I have not been a virgin for quite some time, I lost mine in middle school and that was almost 10 years ago. Im nowhere near nerdy, I'm a soldier in the us army, cavalry scout, hooah! 19D leads the way!

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:30pm

    I wear transition lenses, and I am an adult so I dont realy give a fuck you like them or not. That's the pro side to being mature.

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:04pm

    Yeah, I'm a virgin. And I have transition lenses that I have to wear every waking moment of my life. But in ten years, a guy like me is going to be signing your checks. So get those punches in while you can, and enjoy your after-bar drunken hookups with the local cum dumpster while you toil and toll for your pension under my supervision. Fuckers, don't you see nerds rule the world?

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Mme_Blonde on Mar 4, 11 at 3:50pm

    I like how all un-fuckable, overly sensitive douche bags consider themselves geniuses and how they're going to be signing my checks one day. I'm tall, blonde, have big boobs and I'm in medical school AND agree that transition lenses are freaking dumb. Deal w/it. \n\nabsolutely retarded.

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:25pm

    Good to know that the originator is so bright. It makes my transition lenses go dark. Virgin, does my left ear count?

  • 59 57
    Submitted by AgentZ on Mar 7, 10 at 8:34pm

    Oh that sucks, I have transitions lenses. They turn dark in the sunlight!! Let's see you do that kind of magic.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:43pm

    Nothing screams dork quite like wearing Transitions.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:02am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its funny because its funny.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:46pm

    most chicks worth fucking don't care

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:16pm

    I'm just so happy that this is my area code. I just want to know who this is.

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:24pm

    transitions dont equal virgin.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 11:50pm

    Ya ya Kansas city this is my area code too but this is funny don't no why it got so many thumbs down!

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:19am

    My dad wears transitions. They amuse me, ngl.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:18pm

    omg mandals! hahaha- you're soo right... what a hot guy that'd be! lol

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:50pm

    why do glasses even fucking matter....THEY'RE JUST FUCKING GLASSES. WTF SHALLOW ASSHOLES

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:30am

    We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:30pm

    Agreed... I would never sleep with someone that nerdy. And if they aren't a virgin it's because they are having sex with fat girls

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:06pm

    3.35, do you want to try that again? I'll give you a hint: site=location sight=the ability to see.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:48am

    lmao 9:05 mandals ftw

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:21pm

    that's stupid. my ex wears transitions and he's not even close to being a virgin

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:22pm

    OMFG! I think I stopped wearing them right around the time I lost mine...Never knew You mean if I didn't wear those, I would have gotten laid earlier???? SHIT

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:22am

    I'm more likely to get laid with my regular glasses. My mom even told me the other day I look sexy when I squint.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:59pm

    touche, 11:55, touche.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:57pm

    Not at all, it was poorly executed.

  • 69 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:38pm

    You may not necessarily be a virgin if you wear transition lenses, but you are definitely still a fucking loser.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:04pm

    3:53, that's kinda strange.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:43pm

    How hard is it to take a pair of fucking glasses off and put anoher pair on?? I'd rather do that than wear Transitions, to be honest.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:18am

    Transition lenses are cool, i dont have to take them off when i masterbate when i watch Star Wars while playing World of War Craft. They ARE THE FUCKING SHIT

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:51pm

    transitions=right in any light. wow. the text is so true

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:26pm

    transition lenses have nothing to do with the fuckablility of a person. ask my wife.

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:38pm

    WHY DO ANY OF YOU CARE? shut up.

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:20pm

    Yo. My buddy rocks some mu'fuckin transitions right naw. His bitch ass fucking a white bitch. Ya can't tell me he ain't no damn virgin. Dueces.

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:01am

    You are a weak piece of shit if you are judging people by the fucking glasses they wear! Hey, guess what, I don't like your stupid lowrider jeans...quit showing me your ass crack, you fucking whore! Oh, and you fucking idiot with the skate wear??? Just die, you fucking moron!

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:28pm

    hahahaha! i actually laughed out loud at this.. you cant help but laugh when you see people in those

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:11am

    Ah man, here I was thinking transition lenses were cool... what do I do now? I must not be very observant or people have been very considerate as they judge me in their minds (or behind my back)

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:57pm

    ..my teacher wears transition lenses.. and he knocked up another teacher in the school..

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:03am

    all you people defending transition lens saying theyre convenient its called CONTACT LENS

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:08pm

    LMAO @ 6:30.....and ytf would transitions keep sum1 from fucking?

  • 42 59
    Submitted by bioandroid on Oct 5, 10 at 12:15am

    Aww I think nerds are cute! Free beej to the first guy wearing transitions to show up to my door! (lol and I'm not a fat girl X_x)

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:10pm

    I believe it was a pun. You feel silly now, don't you?

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:53pm

    hah fuck that im no virgin, i got laid because of my transitions!

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:57am

    Transitions rock, ur all losers

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:14am

    6:30pm ftw. honorable mention to 7:39. A good friend has worn transitions for as long as I've known him. He was single when I met him. His wife is HOT. It's amazing how silly ppl are, making fun of stuff like this. It's like a bunch of you stopped maturing in middle school

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:12pm

    I thought Transitions were the hip glasses

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:03am

    Do I judge you by all the crap hanging off you there, tacklebox face? Yeah, I guess I do. But then again, I will never hire you either, so HA! Fucking, Ha! You unemployable dickweed!

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:01am

    a truer statement has never been texted.