You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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I like how all un-fuckable, overly sensitive douche bags consider themselves geniuses and how they're going to be signing my checks one day. I'm tall, blonde, have big boobs and I'm in medical school AND agree that transition lenses are freaking dumb. Deal w/it. \n\nabsolutely retarded.
lolz... my dad wears transition lenses.
I'm pretty sure the people who are saying transition lenses don't make you a virgin are the people who wear them, because no one else would care.
Oh that sucks, I have transitions lenses. They turn dark in the sunlight!! Let's see you do that kind of magic.
But transition lenses provide every site in every light! They are the bees knees fo shoo!
Agreed... I would never sleep with someone that nerdy. And if they aren't a virgin it's because they are having sex with fat girls
Transition Lenses just remind me of some nerdy ass guy with a fucking trench coat on playing WoW.
Yo. My buddy rocks some mu'fuckin transitions right naw. His bitch ass fucking a white bitch. Ya can't tell me he ain't no damn virgin. Dueces.
Wow, I dont even know what to say to this text... For one, I wear glasses with transition lenses, they are just so convenient. Second of all, I have not been a virgin for quite some time, I lost mine in middle school and that was almost 10 years ago.
Im nowhere near nerdy, I'm a soldier in the us army, cavalry scout, hooah! 19D leads the way!
I wear transition lenses, and I am an adult so I dont realy give a fuck you like them or not. That's the pro side to being mature.
that's stupid. my ex wears transitions and he's not even close to being a virgin
I'm just so happy that this is my area code. I just want to know who this is.
lmao 9:05 mandals ftw
most chicks worth fucking don't care
Ya ya Kansas city this is my area code too but this is funny don't no why it got so many thumbs down!
Transition lenses are cool, i dont have to take them off when i masterbate when i watch Star Wars while playing World of War Craft.
They ARE THE FUCKING SHIT
Yeah, I'm a virgin. And I have transition lenses that I have to wear every waking moment of my life.
But in ten years, a guy like me is going to be signing your checks. So get those punches in while you can, and enjoy your after-bar drunken hookups with the local cum dumpster while you toil and toll for your pension under my supervision.
Fuckers, don't you see nerds rule the world?
You may not necessarily be a virgin if you wear transition lenses, but you are definitely still a fucking loser.
Good to know that the originator is so bright.
It makes my transition lenses go dark.
Virgin, does my left ear count?
3.35, do you want to try that again?
I'll give you a hint:
sight=the ability to see.
Transitions rock, ur all losers
Nothing screams dork quite like wearing Transitions.
How hard is it to take a pair of fucking glasses off and put anoher pair on?? I'd rather do that than wear Transitions, to be honest.
My dad wears transitions.
They amuse me, ngl.
Aww I think nerds are cute! Free beej to the first guy wearing transitions to show up to my door! (lol and I'm not a fat girl X_x)
hahahaha! i actually laughed out loud at this.. you cant help but laugh when you see people in those
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its funny because its funny.
I'm more likely to get laid with my regular glasses. My mom even told me the other day I look sexy when I squint.
We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.
transitions dont equal virgin.
6:30pm ftw. honorable mention to 7:39.
A good friend has worn transitions for as long as I've known him. He was single when I met him. His wife is HOT.
It's amazing how silly ppl are, making fun of stuff like this. It's like a bunch of you stopped maturing in middle school
why do glasses even fucking matter....THEY'RE JUST FUCKING GLASSES. WTF SHALLOW ASSHOLES
LMAO @ 6:30.....and ytf would transitions keep sum1 from fucking?
Not at all, it was poorly executed.
omg mandals! hahaha- you're soo right... what a hot guy that'd be! lol
OMFG! I think I stopped wearing them right around the time I lost mine...Never knew
You mean if I didn't wear those, I would have gotten laid earlier???? SHIT
transitions=right in any light.
wow. the text is so true
You are a weak piece of shit if you are judging people by the fucking glasses they wear!
Hey, guess what, I don't like your stupid lowrider jeans...quit showing me your ass crack, you fucking whore! Oh, and you fucking idiot with the skate wear??? Just die, you fucking moron!
a truer statement has never been texted.
touche, 11:55, touche.
3:53, that's kinda strange.
transition lenses have nothing to do with the fuckablility of a person. ask my wife.
WHY DO ANY OF YOU CARE? shut up.
all you people defending transition lens saying theyre convenient its called CONTACT LENS
hah fuck that im no virgin, i got laid because of my transitions!
I believe it was a pun. You feel silly now, don't you?
Ah man, here I was thinking transition lenses were cool... what do I do now? I must not be very observant or people have been very considerate as they judge me in their minds (or behind my back)
..my teacher wears transition lenses.. and he knocked up another teacher in the school..
I thought Transitions were the hip glasses
Do I judge you by all the crap hanging off you there, tacklebox face? Yeah, I guess I do. But then again, I will never hire you either, so HA! Fucking, Ha! You unemployable dickweed!