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  • lolz... my dad wears transition lenses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:48pm
  • I'm pretty sure the people who are saying transition lenses don't make you a virgin are the people who wear them, because no one else would care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:27pm
  • I like how all un-fuckable, overly sensitive douche bags consider themselves geniuses and how they're going to be signing my checks one day. I'm tall, blonde, have big boobs and I'm in medical school AND agree that transition lenses are freaking dumb. Deal w/it. \n\nabsolutely retarded.

    Submitted by Mme_Blonde on Mar 4, 11 at 3:50pm
  • But transition lenses provide every site in every light! They are the bees knees fo shoo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Transition Lenses just remind me of some nerdy ass guy with a fucking trench coat on playing WoW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:33pm
  • most chicks worth fucking don't care

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Wow, I dont even know what to say to this text... For one, I wear glasses with transition lenses, they are just so convenient. Second of all, I have not been a virgin for quite some time, I lost mine in middle school and that was almost 10 years ago. Im nowhere near nerdy, I'm a soldier in the us army, cavalry scout, hooah! 19D leads the way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Yeah, I'm a virgin. And I have transition lenses that I have to wear every waking moment of my life. But in ten years, a guy like me is going to be signing your checks. So get those punches in while you can, and enjoy your after-bar drunken hookups with the local cum dumpster while you toil and toll for your pension under my supervision. Fuckers, don't you see nerds rule the world?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:04pm
  • I wear transition lenses, and I am an adult so I dont realy give a fuck you like them or not. That's the pro side to being mature.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:30pm
  • Oh that sucks, I have transitions lenses. They turn dark in the sunlight!! Let's see you do that kind of magic.

    Submitted by AgentZ on Mar 7, 10 at 8:34pm
  • You may not necessarily be a virgin if you wear transition lenses, but you are definitely still a fucking loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Good to know that the originator is so bright. It makes my transition lenses go dark. Virgin, does my left ear count?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:25pm
  • Ya ya Kansas city this is my area code too but this is funny don't no why it got so many thumbs down!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 11:50pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its funny because its funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:02am
  • Agreed... I would never sleep with someone that nerdy. And if they aren't a virgin it's because they are having sex with fat girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Yo. My buddy rocks some mu'fuckin transitions right naw. His bitch ass fucking a white bitch. Ya can't tell me he ain't no damn virgin. Dueces.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:20pm
  • I'm just so happy that this is my area code. I just want to know who this is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:16pm
  • that's stupid. my ex wears transitions and he's not even close to being a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:21pm
  • 3.35, do you want to try that again? I'll give you a hint: site=location sight=the ability to see.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Nothing screams dork quite like wearing Transitions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:43pm
  • lmao 9:05 mandals ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:48am
  • why do glasses even fucking matter....THEY'RE JUST FUCKING GLASSES. WTF SHALLOW ASSHOLES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Aww I think nerds are cute! Free beej to the first guy wearing transitions to show up to my door! (lol and I'm not a fat girl X_x)

    Submitted by bioandroid on Oct 5, 10 at 12:15am
  • omg mandals! hahaha- you're soo right... what a hot guy that'd be! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:18pm
  • 3:53, that's kinda strange.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:04pm
  • We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:30am
  • My dad wears transitions. They amuse me, ngl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:19am
  • Transition lenses are cool, i dont have to take them off when i masterbate when i watch Star Wars while playing World of War Craft. They ARE THE FUCKING SHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:18am
  • Not at all, it was poorly executed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:57pm
  • transitions dont equal virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:24pm
  • OMFG! I think I stopped wearing them right around the time I lost mine...Never knew You mean if I didn't wear those, I would have gotten laid earlier???? SHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:22pm
  • How hard is it to take a pair of fucking glasses off and put anoher pair on?? I'd rather do that than wear Transitions, to be honest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:43pm
  • I'm more likely to get laid with my regular glasses. My mom even told me the other day I look sexy when I squint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:22am
  • You are a weak piece of shit if you are judging people by the fucking glasses they wear! Hey, guess what, I don't like your stupid lowrider jeans...quit showing me your ass crack, you fucking whore! Oh, and you fucking idiot with the skate wear??? Just die, you fucking moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:01am
  • transitions=right in any light. wow. the text is so true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:51pm
  • transition lenses have nothing to do with the fuckablility of a person. ask my wife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:26pm
  • hah fuck that im no virgin, i got laid because of my transitions!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:53pm
  • all you people defending transition lens saying theyre convenient its called CONTACT LENS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:03am
  • LMAO @ 6:30.....and ytf would transitions keep sum1 from fucking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Ah man, here I was thinking transition lenses were cool... what do I do now? I must not be very observant or people have been very considerate as they judge me in their minds (or behind my back)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:11am
  • hahahaha! i actually laughed out loud at this.. you cant help but laugh when you see people in those

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Transitions rock, ur all losers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:57am
  • 6:30pm ftw. honorable mention to 7:39. A good friend has worn transitions for as long as I've known him. He was single when I met him. His wife is HOT. It's amazing how silly ppl are, making fun of stuff like this. It's like a bunch of you stopped maturing in middle school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:14am
  • I believe it was a pun. You feel silly now, don't you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:10pm
  • touche, 11:55, touche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:59pm
  • ..my teacher wears transition lenses.. and he knocked up another teacher in the school..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:57pm
  • WHY DO ANY OF YOU CARE? shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:38pm
  • a truer statement has never been texted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:01am
  • Do I judge you by all the crap hanging off you there, tacklebox face? Yeah, I guess I do. But then again, I will never hire you either, so HA! Fucking, Ha! You unemployable dickweed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:03am
  • I thought Transitions were the hip glasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:12pm