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  • There's two explanations here. You weigh a ton and he couldn't FIND your vagina period or you're smoking hott and he wanted to play with your snatch.

    Submitted by dthbrngr on Jun 3, 11 at 9:53am
  • Since none of you ladies seem to be taking advantage of the joke potential, I'll do it for you: "My ex-boyfriend works at a piercing place now?!"

    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jun 3, 11 at 11:14pm
  • Okay, that's it -- I'LL find it for her.

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jun 3, 11 at 10:00am
  • Clits are basically just very small penises. Apparently hers is an especially small one.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 3, 11 at 11:33am
  • Just get a tattoo of a bullseye

    Submitted by Vulpus on Jun 3, 11 at 9:39am
  • Okay first off, get a hood piercing, it's right by your clitoris and still makes sex more fun, but without the risk of losing feeling. Second, if that piercer doesn't know how to find a clit, he should not be doing genital piercings. Find a new piercer.

    Submitted by xxget_bentxx on Jun 4, 11 at 4:21am
  • guys do those piercings but most women aren't comfortable with guys doin it

    Submitted by Quake6 on Jun 3, 11 at 2:51pm
  • There are so many things wrong and totally not possible in this text.....

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Jun 3, 11 at 10:18am
  • Guys do that? I want that job!!

    Submitted by pdxdon on Jun 3, 11 at 11:58am
  • Getting my vertical hood done was one of the best decisions I've ever made.

    Submitted by jub1lee on Jun 4, 11 at 9:25am
  • Becky?

    Submitted by whiskeygirl21 on Jun 3, 11 at 5:02pm
  • How can he not find your clit? How is that even possible?

    Submitted by livetodisco on Jun 5, 11 at 4:00pm
  • Must be a fattie.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 3, 11 at 11:27am
  • Metal flag markers - don't ever get lost looking again! Maybe you need persuasion to make it appear?

    Submitted by Nerffy on Jun 3, 11 at 9:31am
  • yo so fat that the dude had to first roll ya in wheat flower to find ya wet spot muahhahhaha

    Submitted by NY_dude on Jun 3, 11 at 10:27am