her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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you have to high five that
Monica, your roommate hated you for being you, as do we all. The sex was an excuse to give you the country ass-whuppin' you so clearly deserve.
Emmmmpppppphhhhaaaaasssssiiissssss\n\nget on ya
Better than the room mate walking in crying and 'really needing to talk'. I'd swap that evening for yours.
That dude likes to party... I like to party
You need to elaborate. What were you banging on? I'm assuming a drum, but then I see no reason for you to get a high five, unless the boyfriend really likes music
You're a bad person for denying the five
@ iowawashington: she can't help herself. She's just another pathetic insecure person who always has to one-up everyone else's stories cuz she is the center of the universe. Yes Monica talkin about you but I'm sure you already knew that. I bet if you try really really hard maybe you can figure out why everyone on TFLN picks on you and your comments. Then again I may be giving you too much credit...Way too much.
And what's wrong with that?
Man law clearly states that you must receive the high five but it is a foul if it hinders performance in anyway. So it is said and so it shall be!!
Ew, high fives can wait till after.
I wish my college experience was like that. My roommate walked in on me once and RAGED that we 'didn't tell her' (I did, I guess she just decided that we didn't need any longer than 15 minutes. :/). Dude, it happens, it's actually kinda funny. Nothing to rage over.
You do know this is TFLN and not PostSecret, right?
Getting "sexiled" is no fun either. Taking up the room so you can have sex with some random while your roommate needs to get stuff done is pretty inconsiderate.