Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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@ OP it's called blowjobs and titties.
Central Florida boned me to. Join the club.
Why in the hell would you even admit that?
541 it is clever. Don't be upset about the truth.
Cause she is a sexy beeyotch
Ummm... 'cause you're just another whore from Whorelando?
This is actually a Titusville area code. Probably goes to UCF.
This person probably goes/went to lake highland prep
Why would you say lake highland prep?
I hate when people say "Whorelando." It's not clever. You sound like an idiot.
OMG YOU MET JOEY?!?!!?!
Hahahaha. I know what you feel like.
This "text" just sealed it. I will never return to this overrated website ever again. Ever.
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
Actually 321 is central Florida thank you and whorlando is the shit! This chick prob went to LHP.... Go bishop moore !
Tiger changed his name from tiger woods to cheat-ah woods
whoops i mean
One of Tiger's legion of broads wasn't even a cocktail watress. She worked at friggin' Perkins....
I got to see Dwight Howard.
Oh and I also saw T-Pain, Asher Roth, and the guys from O-Town.
Whorelando hasn't been too bad.
Can we establish this Melbourne Florida are code !?!? Lol
Might I add he was wearing a velour suit and sunglasses. Bleh.
I'd rather fuck Joey Fatone than Tiger Woods.. that boy looks like he's gonna friggin cry all the time.. At least Joey would be a laugh!
Quitcherbitchin. I lived in Orlando for 15 years and all I got was a JC Chassez sighting at the damn Best Buy.
321 is Central Florida...not just Titusville. My area code is 321 and it's a Winter Park number.
At least you don't go to Rollins...all those kids think hanging out with Chris Kirkpatrick is some amazing feat. Makes class unbearable. Even floor seats at the Magic games are lame. We've had those for 15 years and Corey Feldman is the best I got :(
say it to me if you have something to say
I agree with 541. "Whorelando" sounds like something only actual whores would say.
joey fatone went to my high school :)