Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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@ OP it's called blowjobs and titties.
Central Florida boned me to. Join the club.
541 it is clever. Don't be upset about the truth.
Why in the hell would you even admit that?
This person probably goes/went to lake highland prep
Ummm... 'cause you're just another whore from Whorelando?
This is actually a Titusville area code. Probably goes to UCF.
Why would you say lake highland prep?
Cause she is a sexy beeyotch
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
OMG YOU MET JOEY?!?!!?!
Hahahaha. I know what you feel like.
This "text" just sealed it. I will never return to this overrated website ever again. Ever.
I hate when people say "Whorelando." It's not clever. You sound like an idiot.
Actually 321 is central Florida thank you and whorlando is the shit! This chick prob went to LHP.... Go bishop moore !
Tiger changed his name from tiger woods to cheat-ah woods
whoops i mean
I got to see Dwight Howard.
Oh and I also saw T-Pain, Asher Roth, and the guys from O-Town.
Whorelando hasn't been too bad.
One of Tiger's legion of broads wasn't even a cocktail watress. She worked at friggin' Perkins....
Can we establish this Melbourne Florida are code !?!? Lol
I'd rather fuck Joey Fatone than Tiger Woods.. that boy looks like he's gonna friggin cry all the time.. At least Joey would be a laugh!
Quitcherbitchin. I lived in Orlando for 15 years and all I got was a JC Chassez sighting at the damn Best Buy.
Might I add he was wearing a velour suit and sunglasses. Bleh.
321 is Central Florida...not just Titusville. My area code is 321 and it's a Winter Park number.
say it to me if you have something to say
At least you don't go to Rollins...all those kids think hanging out with Chris Kirkpatrick is some amazing feat. Makes class unbearable. Even floor seats at the Magic games are lame. We've had those for 15 years and Corey Feldman is the best I got :(
I agree with 541. "Whorelando" sounds like something only actual whores would say.
joey fatone went to my high school :)