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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?

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FUCK YOU MAN

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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina

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(201): View more from New Jersey

A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."

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