He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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Am I the only one who's confused by this??
sounds like he smelled something and had to think of a way out.
what the hell did he slip in and why was his fist going near your head in the first place?
How the hell does that happen?
You do realize a womans clit swells too right? Get laid people.
By the sound of it, he just wanted to punch you in the face... "Slipped" was just the best excuse he had...
Damnit Rihanna, how many times is it gonna take for you to learn....
lady boner?? sounds like a tranny to me...
You are an idiot, women get erect as well, very small erections but blood flows to the clit, erecting it. In fact some women use a clit pump to enlarge it.
I am definitely not confused by this. A woman's clit contains thousands of nerves, way more than the penis. It get's erect, as in enlarges when a girl gets horny. He probably slipped from foot to knee or something and she was probably sitting up during the act, so reaching for grip his hand hits the face.
Where is manlaw when you need him?
that makes no sense.
You're all missing the point here, they said "lady boner." how is there only 1 comment on that?
it's one of my fav terms
I would guess, screw it, yeah doesn't make sense
I only gave this a thumbs up because of the use of "lady boner."
It was a clit-block moment.
sometimes you gotta punch a bitch ya kno???
my man boner appears immediately when i punch a girl in the face
Lady boner? Thaaaaat would worry me more than the punch.
i wish i understood this..this makes me feel like a re re
So you didn't let him finish his "Jelly Donut?" You bitch.
Sounds more like an FML to me.. Plz go whine on there.