as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You must be Logged in to post a comment
He's a keeper
OP is a guy,
Then there are those that keep it in and scream, "He shoots! He scores!"
This is obviously fake, you're supposed to say: "NO WHAMMY, STOP!"
OP's hookup is apparently from the shallow end of the gene pool, pulling out is not an effective form of birth control. Trust me on this one.
Manlaw: please shut the fuck up.
Manlaw, "NO WHAMMY STOP!" was great! I have to admit I'm one of your fans, your trolling is creative and often amusing.
Like a boss.
Thats stupied lilz
sounds like my ex, what's his name?
The HIV and herpes will get you.
i hope she yelled out "no class!" just before he passed out.
This guy was raised well...haha
You need to marry this guy. Two reasons: 1) He pulled out. 2) He didn't give you a facial. You really need to blow him til he proposes
Goooo lake county illinois. Keepin it classy and the population down!
Manlaw just cuz nobody will ever give you head doesn't mean you need to be mad at others for it
This text has nothing to do with oral sex. You're a moron.
Manlaw, I am usually annoyed with trolling and would rather not help ones defense...but kudos on that one dude.
RodFarva, I'm sorry about the fudge dragon I splattered all over your urinal. I was on homicidal amounts of LSD
Was his name Johnny, were his actual words "No Babies" and did this happen in Georgia ?