He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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so he went out to piss, came back with piss. doesn't seem that remarkable
Seems like my type of guy
He wanted to continue the cycle
i'd be speechless if my friend came back with bud select too.
That's not Bud Select...
Means he took it up the ass from a homeless guy
that is the second most amazing thing I have ever heard
Some kids probably had to ditch it so they wouldn't get caught, and he happened to be the first one to find it. Good for him.
Don't drink his "bud"
This must be true because NOBODY drinks bud select unless they found it.....
The best I've ever managed was going to a girl's apartment with a 1/3 full bottle of Skyy and returning with a half-full bottle of Smirnoff, and not remembering how I managed it.