who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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Don't fuck with the tooth fairy. Bitch is crazy.
your wife. take a hint
"OK, I get it. I have bad teeth."
I wanna do this lmao
That's not toothpaste. Somebody misunderstood "dickknobbing"
Nice one ttesroD
This is obviously fake, toothpaste belongs on toothbrushes!
Someone who wants to feel the winterfresh of Colgate
This was so funny I cited a little bit...through my penis.