who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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Don't fuck with the tooth fairy. Bitch is crazy.
your wife. take a hint
"OK, I get it. I have bad teeth."
That's not toothpaste. Somebody misunderstood "dickknobbing"
I wanna do this lmao
Nice one ttesroD
This is obviously fake, toothpaste belongs on toothbrushes!
Someone who wants to feel the winterfresh of Colgate
This was so funny I cited a little bit...through my penis.