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  • If I do suffocate though...what a way to go out...

    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 22, 11 at 4:01pm
  • Seriously? Douching fucks up your natural vag ph. As long as you rinse when you shower your snatch should be fine. Wtf are you guys all 13 or something? Also kegels are the muscles inside the vaj that control urine flow... How the fuck would doing them make you more able to suffocate someone unless they're trynna climb into your snatch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 11 at 3:26pm
    • Indeed, the vagina is a beautiful self cleaning organ that does well regulating itself without interference.

      Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 22, 11 at 9:44pm
  • He did die tragically, his last words being "Mmmm hmmm nyumm nyummm."

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 22, 11 at 6:06pm
  • This needs to find its way into my wedding vows!

    Submitted by Fuod on Apr 22, 11 at 1:49pm
  • Get someee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 11 at 11:54am
  • Challenge accepted. Call me. I'm gonna stick my tongue so deep inside I'll be able to taste your thoughts.

    Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 25, 11 at 6:53am
  • key word: "try"

    Submitted by damn_gurl on Apr 22, 11 at 1:08pm
  • That's my kinda girl!

    Submitted by bigdaddymt on Apr 22, 11 at 8:44pm
  • that would be one hell of a way to die; suffocation by vagina! I'd die with a smile on my face if that happened to me!

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 24, 11 at 1:00pm
  • SLU girls are fucking wild. Wonderful.

    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 22, 11 at 7:50pm
  • Hey, you don't gotta force *me*...

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Apr 22, 11 at 1:07pm
  • If your junk is clean it wouldn't have to be by force... Just sayin.

    Submitted by Duicew1 on Apr 22, 11 at 1:27pm
  • Haha try is the key word. must have some pretty ballin kegel muscles I presume

    Submitted by oilchange on Apr 22, 11 at 1:34pm
  • as long as you douche and shave beforehand no force should b necessary. heck I'll bring a snorkel so I can go down on you for hours!

    Submitted by hacker201 on Apr 22, 11 at 1:53pm
  • Nothing beats getting a stinky vagina queef in the face....tasty

    Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Apr 22, 11 at 4:09pm