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  • Submitted by colan08 on Apr 22, 11 at 4:01pm

    If I do suffocate though...what a way to go out...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 11 at 3:26pm

    Seriously? Douching fucks up your natural vag ph. As long as you rinse when you shower your snatch should be fine. Wtf are you guys all 13 or something? Also kegels are the muscles inside the vaj that control urine flow... How the fuck would doing them make you more able to suffocate someone unless they're trynna climb into your snatch?

    • Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 22, 11 at 9:44pm

      Indeed, the vagina is a beautiful self cleaning organ that does well regulating itself without interference.

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 22, 11 at 6:06pm

    He did die tragically, his last words being "Mmmm hmmm nyumm nyummm."

  • Submitted by Fuod on Apr 22, 11 at 1:49pm

    This needs to find its way into my wedding vows!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 11 at 11:54am

    Get someee!

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 25, 11 at 6:53am

    Challenge accepted. Call me. I'm gonna stick my tongue so deep inside I'll be able to taste your thoughts.

  • Submitted by damn_gurl on Apr 22, 11 at 1:08pm

    key word: "try"

  • Submitted by bigdaddymt on Apr 22, 11 at 8:44pm

    That's my kinda girl!

  • Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 24, 11 at 1:00pm

    that would be one hell of a way to die; suffocation by vagina! I'd die with a smile on my face if that happened to me!

  • Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 22, 11 at 7:50pm

    SLU girls are fucking wild. Wonderful.

  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Apr 22, 11 at 1:07pm

    Hey, you don't gotta force *me*...

  • Submitted by Duicew1 on Apr 22, 11 at 1:27pm

    If your junk is clean it wouldn't have to be by force... Just sayin.

  • Submitted by oilchange on Apr 22, 11 at 1:34pm

    Haha try is the key word. must have some pretty ballin kegel muscles I presume

  • Submitted by hacker201 on Apr 22, 11 at 1:53pm

    as long as you douche and shave beforehand no force should b necessary. heck I'll bring a snorkel so I can go down on you for hours!

  • Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Apr 22, 11 at 4:09pm

    Nothing beats getting a stinky vagina queef in the face....tasty