I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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If I do suffocate though...what a way to go out...
Seriously? Douching fucks up your natural vag ph. As long as you rinse when you shower your snatch should be fine. Wtf are you guys all 13 or something? Also kegels are the muscles inside the vaj that control urine flow... How the fuck would doing them make you more able to suffocate someone unless they're trynna climb into your snatch?
Indeed, the vagina is a beautiful self cleaning organ that does well regulating itself without interference.
He did die tragically, his last words being "Mmmm hmmm nyumm nyummm."
This needs to find its way into my wedding vows!
key word: "try"
Challenge accepted. Call me. I'm gonna stick my tongue so deep inside I'll be able to taste your thoughts.
That's my kinda girl!
that would be one hell of a way to die; suffocation by vagina! I'd die with a smile on my face if that happened to me!
SLU girls are fucking wild. Wonderful.
Hey, you don't gotta force *me*...
If your junk is clean it wouldn't have to be by force... Just sayin.
Haha try is the key word. must have some pretty ballin kegel muscles I presume
as long as you douche and shave beforehand no force should b necessary. heck I'll bring a snorkel so I can go down on you for hours!
how the fuck would the snorkel help?
Nothing beats getting a stinky vagina queef in the face....tasty