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  • darwin award goes to the chick who thinks it smart to stick alcohol in her snatch.

    Submitted by ejy1989 on Nov 12, 11 at 1:37pm
  • Twat shots!!!!

    Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Nov 12, 11 at 2:38pm
  • christ this generation is retarded I thought absorbing vodka through your eye was stupid and now rocketing out of the dungeons of fuck uppery comes the ass shot...it sounds like something from SNL like we should top off our ass swig with an anal bum cover to hold the buttbooze in

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 13, 11 at 3:00am
  • Tapmons must be Jamaican..

    Submitted by creepojohnson on Nov 12, 11 at 4:25pm
  • house rule #3: no tampooning

    Submitted by ladydisdain on Nov 12, 11 at 8:49pm
  • Actually, a lot of people die pouring alcohol in their butt. It's a common means for addicts who can't drink because their esophagus has eroded or developed cancer. 1 beer is sufficient to kill most people as it bypasses the liver and enters the bloodstream directly.

    Submitted by security24 on Nov 13, 11 at 1:33pm
  • Nobody does this and if they did they'd only do it once because it would sting like hell

    Submitted by Anonynnous on Nov 12, 11 at 1:46pm
  • it's called instant yeast infection. that much alcohol instantly making you drunk can kill you

    Submitted by hotminute on Nov 12, 11 at 3:43pm
  • I don't have a vagina but it seems like sticking vodka in there would burn like hell

    Submitted by tlovell on Nov 13, 11 at 1:55pm
  • Only in Vegas...

    Submitted by pointaloo on Nov 15, 11 at 5:19pm
  • It does

    Submitted by evrythingrite112 on Nov 13, 11 at 2:37am
  • @hotminute: die- no. yeast infection- probably

    Submitted by uchicago on Nov 12, 11 at 9:12pm
    • all depends on quantity.. it can be absorbed much faster through those or the anal tissues so its easy to od

      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 12, 11 at 10:02pm
    • Not likely with clear liquor... I think... I'm no doctor... Wouldn't suggest trying out with dark liquor.

      Submitted by tort86 on Nov 13, 11 at 12:41am
  • Fuck that! Do it BMS style! SNORT THAT SHIT!

    Submitted by Notagoodalias on Nov 12, 11 at 4:45pm
  • Never heard of girls doin that before??

    Submitted by Willettbethere on Nov 13, 11 at 10:36am
  • It does NOT bypass your liver. If its in your bloodstream it filters through the liver. You can die from it tho, only because obviously you can't throw it up.

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 8, 12 at 3:20pm
  • so fucking gross I hope you die if you do that

    Submitted by megatron676 on Nov 12, 11 at 1:37pm
  • Omg...

    Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 12, 11 at 9:30pm
  • You would die if it has to much alcohol bc of the route of transmission of alcohol, directly bypassing the barriers in the digestive system. Someone died from pouring alchy in their bumhole once...

    Submitted by glf67 on Nov 12, 11 at 10:04pm
  • It's actually becoming common-ish. Tampons hold about a double shot and since it goes straight into ur blood stream it works quicker. Ppl r dying from alcohol poisoning cause ur stomach can't tell you when 2 vomit!

    Submitted by kjskate on Nov 15, 11 at 2:59am
  • Linchpin

    Submitted by tiffers4you on Nov 12, 11 at 2:12pm