Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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Somebody call NINE ONE ONE random dumbass jumpin' off the third floor!
No prob. Local TV was the next call: "Dumbass Falls to His Death - Pictures at Eleven".
You've got so much to live for.
That's a good friend right there. Always looking out!
Maybe you shouldn't be drinking
be prepared its the boy scout motto
My friend Sean can apparently, trust me, I was just as surprised as anyone when I realized he was able to send this to me....
amateur...... you should know how to land....
this is obviously fake, who would be able to send this text message after jumping off a balcony?
its been done...
yeah my friend jumped off the roof drunk and didnt even get hurt. trust me worse stuff have happend and people text right after.
call the laws that ratard who thinks he can fly just jumped again.....