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  • Somebody call NINE ONE ONE random dumbass jumpin' off the third floor!

    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 11, 11 at 4:44pm
  • Winning

    Submitted by ballsonballsoff on Mar 11, 11 at 5:30pm
  • No prob. Local TV was the next call: "Dumbass Falls to His Death - Pictures at Eleven".

    Submitted by Naked_Communist on Mar 12, 11 at 12:32am
  • That's a good friend right there. Always looking out!

    Submitted by AgnoParxi on Mar 16, 11 at 4:30am
  • You've got so much to live for.

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 11, 11 at 4:23pm
  • Maybe you shouldn't be drinking

    Submitted by ashleyb413 on Mar 11, 11 at 4:28pm
  • be prepared its the boy scout motto

    Submitted by cl242 on Mar 11, 11 at 6:44pm
  • My friend Sean can apparently, trust me, I was just as surprised as anyone when I realized he was able to send this to me....

    Submitted by a636260 on Mar 11, 11 at 6:36pm
  • amateur...... you should know how to land....

    Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Mar 11, 11 at 11:32pm
  • this is obviously fake, who would be able to send this text message after jumping off a balcony?

    Submitted by maajorcreeps69 on Mar 11, 11 at 5:26pm
    • its been done...

      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Mar 12, 11 at 1:38am
    • yeah my friend jumped off the roof drunk and didnt even get hurt. trust me worse stuff have happend and people text right after.

      Submitted by chestergirl92 on May 3, 11 at 12:40am
  • call the laws that ratard who thinks he can fly just jumped again.....

    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 11, 11 at 7:18pm