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  • 98 27
    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 11, 11 at 4:44pm

    Somebody call NINE ONE ONE random dumbass jumpin' off the third floor!

  • 60 28
    Submitted by ballsonballsoff on Mar 11, 11 at 5:30pm

    Winning

  • 57 33
    Submitted by Naked_Communist on Mar 12, 11 at 12:32am

    No prob. Local TV was the next call: "Dumbass Falls to His Death - Pictures at Eleven".

  • 46 33
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 11, 11 at 4:23pm

    You've got so much to live for.

  • 41 24
    Submitted by AgnoParxi on Mar 16, 11 at 4:30am

    That's a good friend right there. Always looking out!

  • 41 33
    Submitted by ashleyb413 on Mar 11, 11 at 4:28pm

    Maybe you shouldn't be drinking

  • 46 44
    Submitted by cl242 on Mar 11, 11 at 6:44pm

    be prepared its the boy scout motto

  • 43 42
    Submitted by a636260 on Mar 11, 11 at 6:36pm

    My friend Sean can apparently, trust me, I was just as surprised as anyone when I realized he was able to send this to me....

  • 40 50
    Submitted by sillyrabbit84 on Mar 11, 11 at 11:32pm

    amateur...... you should know how to land....

  • 35 48
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 11, 11 at 7:18pm

    call the laws that ratard who thinks he can fly just jumped again.....

  • 37 60
    Submitted by maajorcreeps69 on Mar 11, 11 at 5:26pm

    this is obviously fake, who would be able to send this text message after jumping off a balcony?

    • 21 38
      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Mar 12, 11 at 1:38am

      its been done...

    • 25 27
      Submitted by chestergirl92 on May 3, 11 at 12:40am

      yeah my friend jumped off the roof drunk and didnt even get hurt. trust me worse stuff have happend and people text right after.