Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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Well it is.
Hope you drowned... Darwinism
As a lifeguard, I don't enjoy this text.
@iseeyouhavebraces: hahahahahahahahaha. Thank you for that.
It's hard not to drown when the lifeguard hates your ass for tackling him.