Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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No Judgement Tuesday has turned into what the fuck Wednesday.
to discuss the perfection in which you find yourself?
Wow, good night before?
shouldnt be a cheap whore...
This is gold!
No more talking. Back to fucking, go.
Get up, shower and then get dressed. Hand naked man towels and point to the bathroom. Make a meger breakfast. Talk to the now clean towel clothed man about last night.
Or you can sit with the nearly naked clean man on the couch and watch a few movies and cuddle w/ popcorn.