Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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No Judgement Tuesday has turned into what the fuck Wednesday.
to discuss the perfection in which you find yourself?
shouldnt be a cheap whore...
Wow, good night before?
This is gold!
No more talking. Back to fucking, go.
Get up, shower and then get dressed. Hand naked man towels and point to the bathroom. Make a meger breakfast. Talk to the now clean towel clothed man about last night.
Or you can sit with the nearly naked clean man on the couch and watch a few movies and cuddle w/ popcorn.