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  • Submitted by THEOG on Mar 13, 11 at 3:12pm

    Is that because she was swallowing you whole, or because she only had two teeth?

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      Submitted by said8ED on Mar 14, 11 at 2:45am

      Anacondas have 100 rear-facing teeth. They're like a living R4pe-Axe condom

  • Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Mar 13, 11 at 7:24pm

    "I'm sick of these mothafuckin snakes on my mothafuckin dick!"

  • Submitted by OtherSideOfStory on Mar 13, 11 at 3:59pm

    And she thought it was like giving head to a garter snake

  • Submitted by superplatypus57 on Mar 13, 11 at 4:10pm

    This is beautifully ambiguous

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 13, 11 at 1:41pm

    As in, she can unhinge her jaw? Or as in, you had no way of removing your dick from her mouth because she was holding on to it so tightly? Either way, awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 13, 11 at 3:53pm

    Have you ever seen a snake eat? It's pretty crazy. This could either mean: she had a tiny mouth and he had a huge dick; she can unhinge her jaw; she can deep-throat like a champ; or something else my imagination can't think up.

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    Submitted by calixdude4life on Mar 13, 11 at 2:24pm

    Kind of surprised with the negative comments this sounds like it is a good thing to me.

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    Submitted by capeman29 on Mar 13, 11 at 1:50pm

    Awesome deepthroat!

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    Submitted by fruitloop1221 on Mar 13, 11 at 11:30pm

    Seeing as how this is Ohio I can imagine she only has 2 teeth. And maybe she bites too.

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    Submitted by IcedMango on Mar 13, 11 at 4:31pm

    Not as bad as having your boob bit by one

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    Submitted by ilove313 on Mar 14, 11 at 12:15am

    how do you know what getting head from an anaconda feels like?

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    Submitted by Chesticles on Mar 15, 11 at 1:47am

    Maatt daaamon FTW!

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    Submitted by marciemayhem on Mar 13, 11 at 10:15pm

    I can't tell if this is a win or not...

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    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 14, 11 at 3:59am

    Forked tongue?

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    Submitted by said8ED on Mar 13, 11 at 1:50pm

    with just a little less teeth, I imagine. Not so good

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    Submitted by deef6 on Mar 14, 11 at 5:37am

    Strong hand!

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    Submitted by 2150 on Mar 13, 11 at 11:57pm

    Im not sur if this is good or bad

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    Submitted by Kira9612 on Mar 15, 11 at 2:29am

    I love this because I can't tell if a guy or girl said it or if it's bad or good...... I applaud you.

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    Submitted by maileen on Mar 13, 11 at 1:52pm

    I don't think that's healthy..

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    Submitted by nutsucker1 on Mar 14, 11 at 8:21am

    Sounds like a compliment to the girl!!!

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    Submitted by guttagutta on Mar 14, 11 at 12:44am

    Haha good thang.!!

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    Submitted by randomchic on Mar 13, 11 at 1:22pm

    that cant be pleasant