It was like getting head from an anaconda
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Is that because she was swallowing you whole, or because she only had two teeth?
Anacondas have 100 rear-facing teeth. They're like a living R4pe-Axe condom
"I'm sick of these mothafuckin snakes on my mothafuckin dick!"
And she thought it was like giving head to a garter snake
As in, she can unhinge her jaw? Or as in, you had no way of removing your dick from her mouth because she was holding on to it so tightly? Either way, awesome!
This is beautifully ambiguous
Have you ever seen a snake eat? It's pretty crazy. This could either mean: she had a tiny mouth and he had a huge dick; she can unhinge her jaw; she can deep-throat like a champ; or something else my imagination can't think up.
Seeing as how this is Ohio I can imagine she only has 2 teeth. And maybe she bites too.
Kind of surprised with the negative comments this sounds like it is a good thing to me.
I can't tell if this is a win or not...
how do you know what getting head from an anaconda feels like?
Not as bad as having your boob bit by one
Maatt daaamon FTW!
with just a little less teeth, I imagine. Not so good
Sounds like a compliment to the girl!!!
I love this because I can't tell if a guy or girl said it or if it's bad or good...... I applaud you.
Im not sur if this is good or bad
I don't think that's healthy..
that cant be pleasant
Haha good thang.!!