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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.

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(248): View more from Michigan

you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.

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(716): View more from New York

When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday

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(708): View more from Illinois

if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"

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