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  • A pack of cigarettes for just a blowjob? What a steal!! Thats worth 4 pieces of cornbread, 2 jello cups and a weeks worth of assplay in prison.

    Submitted by stantheman on Mar 27, 11 at 3:30pm
  • It was hard... But then she blew you.

    Submitted by sexynessisme on Mar 27, 11 at 3:39pm
  • Well it's nice for your sister to help you out when trying to quit smoking.

    Submitted by Mr_Flintstone on Mar 27, 11 at 3:45pm
  • If this was me I'd go buy a carton ASAP!

    Submitted by Phys on Mar 27, 11 at 6:04pm
  • I'm sure it was soooo hott afterwards when your penis smelled like you'd humped an ashtray...

    Submitted by Taipan on Mar 27, 11 at 4:08pm
  • Big deal, I used to give head for a pack of reds AND liquor all the time. But I was more generous and went all the way. So suck that. (no pun intended.)

    Submitted by peachesforfree on Mar 27, 11 at 5:36pm
  • LMAO, technically it WAS hard :P

    Submitted by thee_new_ab on Mar 29, 11 at 7:40pm
  • First!

    Submitted by paperboy324 on Mar 27, 11 at 3:14pm
  • $6 head, she's cheap.

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 28, 11 at 9:33am
  • I wonder what she would do for a dip...

    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 28, 11 at 8:07am
  • Literally...

    Submitted by s3x1n3ss on Mar 27, 11 at 3:40pm
  • Of course , she would prefer suck it than kiss ur smelly mouth.

    Submitted by vim on Mar 28, 11 at 12:36am
  • I read this as the girlfriend was giving a blowjob as a reward or encouragement for him quitting.\n id probably quit smoking if i was being bribed with sexual acts...

    Submitted by redbluegreen213 on Mar 29, 11 at 2:43am
  • Well something was hard when you quit

    Submitted by ringringhello on Mar 31, 11 at 3:48pm
  • I'm sure by now that pack of cigarettes is more appealing

    Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 28, 11 at 11:42am
  • That's nothing! I got to chilly dog a bitch for givin her some crank!

    Submitted by garg411 on Mar 27, 11 at 5:04pm