she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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