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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:25am

    OMG! A guy who actually respects a girl? For real? Marry him. Or I will.

  • 86 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:38pm

    There are some girls so pretty it just feels weird thinking about having sex with them

    • 36 43
      Submitted by ronasokily on Jun 28, 10 at 12:02am

      i know what you mean

  • 90 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:12pm

    no girl is too pretty to suck cock

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:37pm

    i think he meant that she was so pretty that his penis didnt belong in her mouth but in her vaj. haha.

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:53pm

    Coming from a guy, I think that's something that should be left up to the girl. If she thinks it's degrading, don't ask her to do it, and hope to high Heaven she changes her mind. I enjoy a good Hot Pocket, because I like to do thiings for my lady. Pretty's got nothing to do it with. A good beedge is a good beedge, and girls...well, it's never pretty down there.

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:59am

    Head feels good

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:00pm

    u probably have braces, herpes or have a very bad reputation sucking cocks.

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:41am

    I understand this text there is this one chick that was so cute that you'd almost feel guilty having sex with her--like you'd feel that you violated her

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:21pm

    That means you're not very good at giving head and wanted you to stop.

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:29pm

    2:47 I used to be the same way but once I did it, I found that I actually enjoyed it. I love sucking cock so go ahead and call me a whore but before you do just know that I've only slept with one guy and I've only done that to one guy. Now step off your pedestal and go suck a dick :)

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:14pm

    Too classy to suck cock=too sexually repressed and prudish to suck cock Too classy to suck cock=will only ever have sex in the missionary position (and only for the purpose of making babies. No direct eye contact, no weird noises, no funny business.)

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:23pm

    maybe she had braces that scared him off.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:47am

    11:47 way to suck at life.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:13pm

    I'm a female and I think this didn't happen. What guy wouldn't want an attractive female to suck his cock??

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:40pm

    What he meant was, "You're too pretty to suck anyone else's dick but mine" . . .

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:38pm

    2:25 My girl sucks my dick and I respect her. You are just one of the 9/10 women who have shitty taste in kmen

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:49pm

    8:31 Classy women don't say things like "shitty sex life" darling ;)

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:44pm

    2:47 if you think you're "above it" or too classy, then obviously you're not, you're just some cocky bitch. there's nothing wrong with sucking dick especially if it's with someone you care about and he's willing to return the favor ;-)

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:40am

    be prettier with jizz on yo face

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:47pm

    There is dude you just don't have the money like the ballets and rappers that can buy any mouth they want women they love and respect they don't want sucking their dick no for a fact...

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 6:23pm

    I think it means that even with his dick in your mouth, he still thinks you are ugly as shit.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:11pm

    nah i think that some ppl feel that way. i mean, some guys are too hot and attractive to have vag juice all over their face

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:10pm

    no woman is that hot

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:32pm

    12:53 sometimes it's pretty down there.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:04pm

    i'm too pretty to suck dick. they just end up eating me out. not my fault.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:55pm

    Maybe this is supposed to read. He said, "I'm too pretty to suck penis." as in HE is too pretty for it.

    • 42 58
      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 7:49am

      My first thoughts.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:24pm

    ohh my god, you've obviously been blessed.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:27am

    2:23 this is 9:31: just cause sucking a cock is not to ur liking doesn't mean he doesn't respect you. I think u need to find the right person to go down on your punani so u can understand what we are talking about.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:36pm

    2:04 But after I ate you out you asked me to give you a Strawberry Shortcake. Oh and you look like shit without makeup!

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:26am

    If she's too "classy" to suck cock she had better take it in the ass

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:04am

    Seriously 2:47??? What does classy have to do with being prude or frigid and not giving blow jobs? I happen to find it an incredible turn on to drive a guy crazy by giving him head. Makes for very hot sex following.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:29pm

    She must be a classy girl and what a great guy. No woman wants to be degraded like that.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:49pm

    Fuck, I don't want my dick sucked! Sex, yeah. I'd tap that. But I find it hard to believe that a girl actually wants something as nasty as cum in her mouth.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:47am

    its because she's a classy girl. :) classy girls DON'T do that kind of stuff. there are some girls out there that are seriously above the whole bj thing

  • 44 51
    Submitted by deadbeatfreak on Jun 30, 10 at 11:34pm

    Undeniably fake. That's just plain impossible.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:41am

    7:49 you're a dumbass and giving head is actually fun

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:25am

    2:47 Yeah, lesbians. Other than that, if you think you're too good to suck cock you deserve a long, lonely life.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:05pm

    But you'd still like her to suck it if she would, 11:01.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:48pm

    naw what it means is that he really wants you to blow him, he just doesn't want to be another dude that wants his cock in your mouth

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:04pm

    You still did it right? That's what really matters here.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:33pm

    That guy is a liar. Now, suck my cock.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:38pm

    he just said that so you would volunteer to suck his dick yourself. duhh.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:50pm

    No girl is too pretty to suck cock. In fact, it's the exact opposite. The prettier the girl is the better.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:31pm

    2:25AM how's does a sucking cock has anything to do with respect? that's part of sexuality, not morals. just cause u don't like it doesn't mean the guy u r with doesn't respect u. I bet u don't even let him put u in all 4s, cause it's degrading or some crap. I bet he cheats on u.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:59pm

    2:04 bitch please! lol

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:43pm

    there is nothing more beautiful than a girl with my dick in her mouth

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:46pm

    He's lying to you. There is no such thing. There is also no such thing as too ugly to suck dick.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:35am

    I agree with that guy, i know a girl so beautiful that she should be standing in a perfection musium. But ofcourse she's not american.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:18am

    how did this get so many good nights. sounds like a shitty night to me

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:31pm

    2:47 Um, so "classy girls" don't suck cock but they still expect their man to go down on them? Or they just do it missionary? I'm a woman and I'm classy but that doesn't mean I want a shitty sex life. There is nothing trashy about giving!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:38am

    lol 7:35 are you talking about Bar Refaeli?

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:45pm

    Lol 7:49 is a chick masquerading as a man

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:53pm

    maybe you're ugly and he didn't want to make you feel bad.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:33pm

    I'm too pretty to suck a cock.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by carleton1984 on Apr 18, 10 at 9:47pm

    Not possible!

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:07am

    no a guy said that to me too. he was trying to fuck me and i was like not wanting to so i just wanted to suck him off. and he was like your too pretty to do that.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:11pm

    c'mon nothing wrong with suckin ur bf's cock. 2:47 has never had any and that's clear.

  • 34 42
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 1:38am

    Its not uncommon for a guy to respect a girl that where i'm from..

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:09pm

    no guy doesn't like seeing an attractive girl sucking his cock.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:23am

    9:31 It IS a respect issue. Sucking cock is disguisting. (I would not expect anyone to eat me out either.) Think about when someone says, "suck my cock." It's meant to be disrespectful.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:12pm

    youre too pretty to NOT suck a dick.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:16pm

    2:47 AM: I used to believe the same thing, until i did it. now, it gets ME off as well. I love to suck dick. and go ahead call me a slut, cause Ive only slept with two people, and have only done that, to one. yeah, slut? i think not.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:02pm

    Wow. People. calm down, it's only a text message. Who gives a shit who's not receiving head. If you like it you like it, if you don't you don't. Theres no need to insult others to make yourselves feel better or make others look ridiculous. you don't know whats goin on in peoples lives so shut the FUCK up you haters

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:36pm

    I agree with 9:19, probably STD. But you're never too pretty to eat pussy! :D

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:40pm

    And we're saying, that just doesn't happen. I'm female and I know very well that no guy would say no to a girl "too attractive" for a blow job. Seriously. Just suck it, or know you're doing something wrong.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:04pm

    rule of thumb : when a girl says she's classy, she's not. exhibit a - any of the of the real housewives, especially the jersey ones.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:45pm

    9:16 I'd like to invite you and your friends over for a few drinks. Or we can just skip to blowjobs.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:17pm

    i think this is two guys

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:58pm

    that prob wasnt a direct quote, thats probably why he said it, because shes a nice girl and says words like penis and wtf were you trying to say 1147

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:26am

    Wow at the Good Night votes.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:12am

    LOL @ too classy or too pretty to suck cock.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:16am

    im a high school girl and me and my friends love going down

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:51am

    He doesn't have the balls to say "not interested".

  • 39 60
    Submitted by BbLopes1 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:04am

    Chivalry in our generation.... beautiful.....

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:35pm

    WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH GUYS AN HEAD?!

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:02am

    2:23 is this better: "please insert my member into your oral orifice and fellate it until i ejaculate. afterwards, pretty please swallow all of my wet, hot spunk"?

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:19pm

    hahaha!!!! he's probably got a std or someone is sucking him better than you.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:00pm

    NO GIRL is too pretty to suck cock. You must be bad.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:16am

    NO ONE is above giving a bj 2:47 i'm a girl and theres nothing wrong with it at all. nothing wrong with sucking peen. your obviously an ugly bitch getting no cock. fuck off you opinionated fuck.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:47pm

    this girl = too ugly for the thought of her sucking makes the guy sick. He was just being nice and I have yet to figure out why.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:58am

    11:47 ur life is a big fat FAIL

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:08pm

    NO WAY, that just means he doesn't have the heart to but a bag on your face.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:25pm

    i agree with 10:18pm. i think she bites.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:55am

    You must have braces.

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:10pm

    2:53 just made me laugh out loud during work hours! I work in a quiet office and i just got the look from everyone! HAHAHA

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:45pm

    11:34 HOW is that respectful in any way?!?

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:01pm

    I don't know, there are some women who are so hot that I'd give up head just to get to fuck them.

  • 31 55
    Submitted by bumpandbruise on Mar 12, 11 at 6:28am

    WTF?!?!? There is nothing more beautiful than my penis in a girl's mouth.

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:33pm

    you would be much prettier sucking my cock.

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:44pm

    there's no such thing.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:18pm

    maybe she's just not that good at it

  • 38 72
    Submitted by trickton on May 25, 10 at 8:13pm

    awwwwwwwh thats so sweet

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:59pm

    Translation: He MEANT you're too fuckin ugly to suck a dick.

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:56pm

    wut guy says penis???

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:40pm

    maybe he js had herpes or some kind of warts and didnt want you to see it........ js saying.

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:34pm

    It's true Its a respect thing take her home to moms thing but don't think he ain't getting it sucked he is just not by her.

  • 22 52
    Submitted by mlathamprice on Dec 29, 11 at 5:36pm

    He got somebody else sucking it,