It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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funny thing, this happened to my friend on monday in knoxville. burnt a hole in his jeans and he didnt feel it. i had to say no seriuos look they are burning you. we were laughing so much afterwards.
Holy bareback anal sex Batman
Pretzel person is a FUCKTARD!!!!!
That's a good day if u so high u don't feel pain
isn't that a song? Something about lighting asses on fire...life imitates art
No way people play with fire daily, fire poi? I've been blazed up a few times, damn frays
Fucking hate the Russian fucktard too!
The hate the soviet Russia guy
These pretzels make me thristy
This one had a tough act to follow to be fair
Man these crackers are making me thirsty
i hate that little red t-shirt more than anything.
Wow you seriously ducked up the soviet Russia joke
In democratic cannada we crowed by fire to keep
Us warm when we go on a hunt.
So fuckin dumb.. It's not funny
Beat you to it pretzel bitch
In soviet russia time is unbelievable
Might as well sit back and enjoy a soft served pretzel.