It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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funny thing, this happened to my friend on monday in knoxville. burnt a hole in his jeans and he didnt feel it. i had to say no seriuos look they are burning you. we were laughing so much afterwards.
Holy bareback anal sex Batman
Pretzel person is a FUCKTARD!!!!!
That's a good day if u so high u don't feel pain
isn't that a song? Something about lighting asses on fire...life imitates art
No way people play with fire daily, fire poi? I've been blazed up a few times, damn frays
The hate the soviet Russia guy
Fucking hate the Russian fucktard too!
These pretzels make me thristy
i hate that little red t-shirt more than anything.
Man these crackers are making me thirsty
This one had a tough act to follow to be fair
In democratic cannada we crowed by fire to keep
Us warm when we go on a hunt.
So fuckin dumb.. It's not funny
Beat you to it pretzel bitch
In soviet russia time is unbelievable
Wow you seriously ducked up the soviet Russia joke
Might as well sit back and enjoy a soft served pretzel.