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  • weird, every dude with a big dick has been on tfln lately...and none of them can get any!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:07pm
  • If it's that big then just go fuck yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Oh fuckin cool. U probably have a 4 incher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:56am
  • it's not the size of your dick. its probably the fact that you're just an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Size only matters at the ends of the spectrum: tiny and humongous. Anything in the middle is fine, your sexual prowess is determined by many more factors than your size.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Another AMEN brother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:06pm
  • dude if you look like enrique iglesias' retarded cousin, or you have cystic acne, doesnt matter how big the size, youre only gonna make your head scream for more. so stop crying=].

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:13pm
  • do what one of my friends does ...get really drunk at a party and just take your pants off. Alcohol is the best scapegoat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:35am
  • if it were that big... you might have a reputation that could help you out..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:58pm
  • @ 1:47 stereotypes are stupid.. and whats with all the dick texts these days.... an outburst of bs... If your personality sux it doesn't matter if you brag about it you're still a douche. Let her brag when she finds out... works quite well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:39am
  • You need to mass text this to all the girls in your phone, and then send back, sorry about the text, wrong number.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:22am
  • I'd be willing to bet, the guy who sent that text message has the smallest cock in the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:29pm
  • they still wouldn't sleep with you, pricks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:52pm
  • big guys can be the WORST lays. never ever mistake size for talent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Yeah ok. Anyone who says something like this is obviously a mini. Go fuck yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:57am
  • Amen to that brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Why do guys persist to think size matters? As previously discussed, anything over five is irrelevant. Use your fingers and tongue no matter what your size.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:21pm
  • 10:22. much agreed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:35pm
  • true. any guy who has to talk has no game. like our english teacher said: show, don't tell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:37pm
  • Big ones r worse when ur giving bjs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:02pm
  • Here's a secret, guys: a big dick is a nice surprise. If you talk about it, we're going to be turned off by you acting like a big dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Must have a shitty personality

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:55pm
  • i know that feeling all too well! my friend has actually started taking the piss out of me for it. "yeah but you're okay - you have a massive cock!" to be honest i have no idea why i told him about it. wine - who's idea was that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Must be a black guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:47am
  • 8:01 : Amen to that. That was my saving grace in HS. Gotta love girls with big mouths.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Just walk out with your cock out see if that helps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:09pm
  • i wish i knew how big guy's dicks are so i can choose accordingly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:38pm
  • I have found my male counterpart. I have to know who you are!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:58pm
  • 11:22 amen to that. just started fucking this girl with natural Ds and its so much fun i feel like a kid in an all you can eat candynippleshop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:50pm
  • 11:22 has stretch marks on her boobies...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Screw whoever said that about marraige. They must be ugly and nobody wants to f*** them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:18pm
  • I wish more guys I sleep with were more turned on by how big my boobs are NATURALY. Seriously fake D's got nothin on real ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:22am
  • Guy who have to talk about their dick usually overestimate their worth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:30pm
  • dude just go to a party and go streaking make sure you find the hot girls and stop shake it like in sarah marshell(back and forth) or pull the hellicopter and take off the monday every1 at school will be talkin about you college or high school and make sure you atleast give them your 1st name not last then they cant press charges

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:17am
  • @11:15 This is TFLN, it's no place for sound advice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:19pm
  • 9:56 ny? and wouldn't that b the definition of irony picking up a girl on tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:03pm
  • haha, I know exactly what you mean, same with me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:51pm
  • just have sex with me and i'll spread the word (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:02pm
  • This guy is Christopher crain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:22am
  • Shut up, size does matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:55pm
  • i'll sleep with almost anyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:15pm
  • i'll sleep with you ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:56pm
  • lollololol gotta love the 315 Syracuse stand up..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Story of my life 520

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Agreed. A big dick is a very nice surprise. And LOL about saving yourself for marriage. You'll be reeeal glad you did when you find out AFTER your married that your man's got a 2 in dick and sucks in bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:01am
  • I'm sure they all know how big your ego is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:23pm
  • If you've got a big cock, we can see your package.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:46pm
  • 7:58 is right on. Bang one or two chicks and word will get around if you're really big. Trust me, we girls talk about size a lot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:01pm
  • As I sit here reading TFLN and taking a shit I cant help but say how much of a genius 12:22 is!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:39am
  • 11:22 Well done fakies look AND feel better than real ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:08pm
  • I have a friend with a big cock it's not that impressive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:40am
  • @9:52....sex is gross? You have so much to learn young grasshopper. How else will he get good in bed to fuck you right? I'm glad my man fucked his way to me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:04am
  • Guys with big dicks are usually garbage in bed.... Dated one, and he had a 315 area code- interesting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Let your dick be the cherry on top. If they won't date you for you, they won't be swayed by your penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:03am
  • haha so true. the rule is the same for accents, if you have a foreign accents, girls will statistically think you are 30% hotter than you really are. guys should just have their size tattooed to their foreheads so us girls can make quicker judgments on who we're gonna fuck. it's simple mathematics!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:34pm
  • sex is gross and should be saved for marriage. no matter how big your dick is, God doesn't want you to use it with multiple women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:52pm
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