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  • Just think about how much worse it is when you wake up sober, in your underwear, and nailed to a giant FUCKING cross. Now that is awkward. -Jesus H.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:34am
  • That always works, 5:34 (1). Tell me to do it again. I'm sure it'll work this time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:40pm
  • yeah. this is so true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:03pm
  • im with 5:34 (2) on this one... i'm all about going out an having a good time and getting wasted but if you need booze to not be awkward then you must be pretty boring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:30pm
  • I don't think thumbs down means the text is dumb but it means the OP had a bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:28am
  • i think whoever sent this text has a wonderful personality!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:57pm
  • omg i fucking know right. like first dates, CAN NOT do those sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Haha Maryland is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:05pm
  • ha how do i get em to post my txts?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:41pm
  • Try running into someone you've never been sober around before. Sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Eh. It's not that awkward when you have a personality

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:34pm
  • haha, that's totally legit dude, that's what's up. -Douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:32pm
  • @5:01 You actually made a usage error. You'd say "I find no fault," not "I have no fault."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Yeah, they don't tell you that in a.a.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:16am
  • Haha, I came to this exact realization last night too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:10am
  • I think it's funny why thumbs down this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:49am
  • haha and the only people that would thumb down that probs have no personality!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:33pm
  • So, I've been caught. Somebody please slit my wrist, because I made a grammar mistake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Uh-huh. Other than 'bigot' being spelled wrong, and me not being a bigot in the first place, I have no fault with that statement. Nice use of 'insinuating,' BTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:01pm
  • I came to this realization ten minutes ago. Except he was sober....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:43am
  • 4:32 if you are insinuating that people who talk like that are douches, you are a judgemental biggot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:44pm