He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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That's what I call a "Jiffy Lube."
Funny how girls get offended if we offer them $20 for a BJ but they will barter for something the same value...
You know, they now recommend changing your oil every 5000 miles instead. Just sayin!
Wouldn't you say "they recommend it being changed every 1500 miles"?
Fuck Law Enforcement... I'm in the wrong profession.
Just out of curiosity who uses a semicolon while texting?
can I change her oil?
Good thing she doesn't know about synthetics.
Maybe OP just wanted casual sex and the oil change was just an added bonus. And if you offered a girl money for a bj and she refused, maybe you're just ugly. Which seems likely since you're resorting to paying women for sexual favors
you must be broke. just sayin'...because oil changes are cheap and have you seen the nasty dudes who work at those places? eeww!
Aw, don't be a snob--blue collar guys can be hot. Also, you don't have to work at one of those place to know how to change oil.
OP is a guy.
Well think about it this way tank, you don't get blowjobs or friends or good karma. But you do get to terrorize the improvised. So hey, theres that.
That's a business arrangement if I've ever heard one! I must try this!!
I recommend a daily oil change.
I want to lube her chassis.
still being a fuckwad huh @taipan
I was going to point out that that's technically prostitution, but OP seems like she's probably too used up to care anymore. So OP just remember that he's probably done that for countless others, have fun trying to cover up those cold sores.