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  • That's what I call a "Jiffy Lube."

    Submitted by economizer on Apr 26, 11 at 1:36pm
  • Funny how girls get offended if we offer them $20 for a BJ but they will barter for something the same value...

    Submitted by smashedface on Apr 26, 11 at 4:14pm
  • You know, they now recommend changing your oil every 5000 miles instead. Just sayin!

    Submitted by deke42 on Apr 26, 11 at 1:37pm
  • Fuck Law Enforcement... I'm in the wrong profession.

    Submitted by Tank5035 on Apr 26, 11 at 1:46pm
  • Just out of curiosity who uses a semicolon while texting?

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 26, 11 at 4:16pm
  • can I change her oil?

    Submitted by steeldude on Apr 26, 11 at 7:08pm
  • Good thing she doesn't know about synthetics.

    Submitted by redsox985 on Apr 26, 11 at 8:39pm
  • Maybe OP just wanted casual sex and the oil change was just an added bonus. And if you offered a girl money for a bj and she refused, maybe you're just ugly. Which seems likely since you're resorting to paying women for sexual favors

    Submitted by uchicago on Apr 26, 11 at 8:59pm
  • you must be broke. just sayin'...because oil changes are cheap and have you seen the nasty dudes who work at those places? eeww!

    Submitted by ChargersGrl on Apr 26, 11 at 2:59pm
    • Aw, don't be a snob--blue collar guys can be hot. Also, you don't have to work at one of those place to know how to change oil.

      Submitted by AsOldAsYourMom on Apr 27, 11 at 9:03am
  • OP is a guy.

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Apr 26, 11 at 3:07pm
  • Whore!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 11 at 1:44am
  • Well think about it this way tank, you don't get blowjobs or friends or good karma. But you do get to terrorize the improvised. So hey, theres that.

    Submitted by Americanism on Apr 26, 11 at 2:44pm
  • That's a business arrangement if I've ever heard one! I must try this!!

    Submitted by niteride on Oct 26, 12 at 11:35am
  • I recommend a daily oil change.

    Submitted by Super_AlphaMale on Oct 23, 12 at 11:17am
  • I want to lube her chassis.

    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 27, 11 at 8:40am
  • still being a fuckwad huh @taipan

    Submitted by dnrfd17 on Apr 27, 11 at 2:21am
  • I was going to point out that that's technically prostitution, but OP seems like she's probably too used up to care anymore. So OP just remember that he's probably done that for countless others, have fun trying to cover up those cold sores.

    Submitted by Taipan on Apr 26, 11 at 4:56pm