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(314): View more from Missouri

Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind

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(563): View more from Iowa

As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...

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(301): View more from Maryland

He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour

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(317): View more from Indiana

It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.

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(251): View more from Alabama

How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.

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