Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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Scratchy beard on my soft tits? No thank you.
Speaking as a guy with a beard, I agree with this. We bearded dudes have a serious case of Cactus Face in that regard.
Speaking as a guy with a bigger beard, shampoo that shit. It's soft and bushy and the ladies love it.
never, in a million years.. would I have thought of that. thank you!
its the best. tickles the thighs too.
Why do you think I grow one?
I'm right here.
Its not too warm, but nice and fuzzy none the less
kimbo slice aka hobofighter aka Mr 13 seconds
Like a rick ross beard or what
You wanna put your what on my where? DO NOT WANT. D:
"Find me a date who'd be willing to take a shit on my chest. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm."