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  • Plan B doesn't kill babies. It prevents pregnancy. If you're already knocked up, it won't work.

    Submitted by UCF06 on Apr 23, 10 at 3:36pm
  • actually you neither killed a baby nor saved a tree since plan b prevents implantation and a tree was already killed to make the box. fail.

    Submitted by This_Nigga on Apr 23, 10 at 9:11pm
    • You're my favorite.

      Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on Apr 23, 10 at 9:36pm
    • ... the importance of recycling is that you reuse an already dead tree in order to prevent a new one from being cut down and being used. uhm, recycle knowledge fail.

      Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 24, 10 at 1:05pm
      • have you ever heard of the phrase "reduce, reuse, recycle"? recycling is the LAST step one should take in reducing the consumption of resources.

        Submitted by This_Nigga on Apr 27, 10 at 5:56pm
  • Really? Plan B doesn't terminate pregnancies. It prevents one from happening.

    Submitted by vengenzz on Apr 23, 10 at 3:44pm
  • This is going to turn into an 'is a fetus a human' whinefest, isn't it? *makes popcorn*

    Submitted by Dzi on Apr 23, 10 at 5:27pm
  • Plan b doesn't kill it prevents. If you're Not smart enough to know that then you shouldn't be having sex

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 8:33pm
  • 3:30, it's a joke, don't be such a fucktard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 3:32pm
  • Guess u didn't use a condom. Have fun getting HIV

    Submitted by Ninjalicious on Apr 24, 10 at 2:20am
  • Oh, lighten up people. That was funny as hell.

    Submitted by Dzi on Apr 23, 10 at 3:41pm
  • It's actually a parasite. Eating your food using your body's nutrients. And by law it isn't a human until it breathes... When it's born.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 4:36pm
  • Where do half the people on here get their info about plan b??? Haha god I'm starting to lose faith in the intelligence of Americas youth.

    Submitted by kingkongkid on Apr 23, 10 at 4:52pm
    • Good thing I never had any :) We Canadians go straight to the Plan B website lol

      Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 23, 10 at 7:52pm
  • So wrong.. but so funny.

    Submitted by myaccount on Apr 23, 10 at 3:25pm
  • 9:11- But technically another tree wouldve been killed for whatever the box was recycled to be so actually you failed

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 11:48pm
  • ... Save the world, congratz

    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 6:45pm
  • It's only a baby after it's born

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 23, 10 at 4:19pm
  • For those of you saying stuff like "it doesnt kill a baby is prevents one. You're stupid" SHE PROBABLY KNOWS THAT. it's called a joke. Lighten up! LOADS of people exaggerate for jokes. "prevent a baby. Reuse a tree" doesnt sound QUITE as amusing.

    Submitted by CookieMonster95 on Apr 29, 10 at 4:27am
  • This I'd going in my favorite quotes on fb :)

    Submitted by ceeweezle on Apr 28, 10 at 3:33am
  • Haha dead baby joke!!

    Submitted by frogspit86 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:02pm
  • kill two birds with one stone :)

    Submitted by siaaaxox on Apr 24, 10 at 12:37am
  • this has to be my all time favorite text.

    Submitted by MichelleSusan on May 10, 10 at 8:47pm
  • Example of a model

    Submitted by pstrong9 on Apr 25, 10 at 9:25am
  • Riotous. I favorited this shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 3:54pm
  • Only in Arkansas. I'm ashamed to say I'm from this dumbass state!

    Submitted by cmatei_2012 on May 9, 10 at 5:52pm
  • killing babies isn't funny

    Submitted by guidette79 on Apr 23, 10 at 3:33pm
  • People complain about chicks getting abortions or preventing pregnancy, but bitch about having to pay for welfare and shit. Lose-Lose

    Submitted by drunkenmermaid09 on Apr 24, 10 at 4:22pm
  • That's fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 1:49am
  • Shut the fuck up everyone and stop taking it literally. It's funny. The end

    Submitted by missjesika on Apr 24, 10 at 1:51am
  • Wow. You're an ass. I've been trying to get pregnant for almost two years. If you're so worried about getting pregnant, keep your legs closed.

    Submitted by bucks_wife1227 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:31pm
    • if it hasn't happened in two years, mother nature is telling you that you aren't fit to be a mother. nothing personal, it's just biology.

      Submitted by bananastand on Apr 23, 10 at 9:04pm
      • Yeah, this. If you can't get knocked up, nature doesn't want your genes spreading (nor do we, if you're that pathetic to get all bent out of shape over someone not wanting to destroy her life like you do). Go adopt a puppy or something.

        Submitted by Vilexxica on Apr 23, 10 at 9:56pm
    • wow go cry moar because you're barren, no one cares.

      Submitted by buttoneddown on Apr 24, 10 at 2:31am
    • dude. it's someone married to a man name buck. are we surprised here?

      Submitted by shabam21 on Apr 25, 10 at 8:58pm
  • recycle paper = less baby trees.

    Submitted by erskine on Apr 26, 10 at 10:00am
  • Ufc and vengenz.. Keep believing plan b doesn't terminate pregnancies... It's a complex hormonal drug that woul clearly have too be too dumbed down for you to understand. Still... The text is funny as shit. Nice work

    Submitted by kingkongkid on Apr 23, 10 at 4:14pm
    • I love self righteous smartypants who think no one else on the interwebs understands how hormonal regulation works. Besides - it says clearly on the Plan B website that it will not affect existing pregnancies. I would roll my degree up and whack you on the nose with it, if I could.

      Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 23, 10 at 5:39pm
    • It's actually pretty simple: Plan B prevents a fertilized egg from implanting in the uterine lining. Now, some may take the position that since egg has met sperm, it's a baby...but that basically means any heterosexual couple that has unprotected sex is guilty of negligent homicide, since eggs fail to implant naturally quite often.

      Submitted by salamander on Apr 23, 10 at 6:03pm
      • Negligent homicide? I see you're not pro-choice...we can't be friends :(

        Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 23, 10 at 7:50pm
      • Actually, Plan B DOES NOT prevent an already fertilized egg from implanting, it just prevents a woman from ovulating. It's just a higher dose of your average birth control pill. So, one step further away from being an abortifacient. :)

        Submitted by greentea77 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:14pm
    • a cluster of cells is not a baby.

      Submitted by rbeducate on Apr 24, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Kill em both. Progress measured in miles paved and stem cells harvested!

    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Apr 23, 10 at 7:21pm
  • What a fuckin cunt

    Submitted by Slappy0605 on Apr 23, 10 at 3:30pm
  • I think it was funny too. But I just felt Luke I needed to clear that up

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 11:46pm
  • ThisNigga's right... Plan B works like the pill, stops an egg from being released or stops it from implanting...

    Submitted by DiMpLeZ27 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:14pm
  • haha relax people. love.

    Submitted by callawaysam1 on Apr 25, 10 at 1:30pm
  • Really? It's not a baby until it breathes? Why didn't your parents kill you when you "weren't a baby"? You weren't breathing yet..

    Submitted by beccccaa on Apr 24, 10 at 4:05am
    • Because they WANTED ME BITCH.\n\nCalled being responsible. Just like taking care of another welfare baby, pre-welfare.

      Submitted by eNVee on Apr 25, 10 at 3:59am
  • Lol. I've done the same thing. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Congrats!

    Submitted by desi6852 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:20pm
  • Everyone who repeated the "how plan b works" spill and the " what's is considered a baby" crap are fcking retarded. We got the first 5 times you said get off your moral\nHigh horse and go drag a black or man or make a Mexican do all your yard work. Damnit people like you are the reason nothing gets done cause all you wanna do is repeat shit that's already said so you can look cool. Fail at life, big fucking fail.

    Submitted by sgmyers on Jun 30, 10 at 9:40am
  • so wrong and so funny all at the same time. All though Plan B isn't an abortion pill it's just back up or oops birth control

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 23, 10 at 5:50pm
  • Killing babies isn't funny but they go great and sandwhiches

    Submitted by communistcanada on Apr 23, 10 at 3:52pm
  • That's earth day dedication right there.

    Submitted by FFFFFFUU on Apr 23, 10 at 3:36pm
  • Exactly why I love Arkansas

    Submitted by moebee on Jul 1, 10 at 4:06pm
  • That's messed up!

    Submitted by pandasarecute420 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:18pm
  • Plan b and BC both kill babies. Once your gizz has met the egg, there's a baby in there. But both of those product release a shit ton of hormones, that prevent the FERTILIZED egg from sticking to the uterine wall. So yes it does kill babies an that is aweful.

    Submitted by wonton1188 on Apr 24, 10 at 11:29am
    • LOL\n\nWow, really? You're my new favorite person.

      Submitted by yeahimjem on Apr 24, 10 at 12:30pm
    • plan B doesn't necessarily prevent a fertilized egg from attaching, it can also prevent it from being fertilized, as birth control does. next time you want to rant and flame something, try research and spell check. kthx

      Submitted by bo2thejangles on Apr 24, 10 at 1:35pm
      • yeah, where did you hear that bullshit? a woman has a right to stop a parasite from growing in her body. birth control doesn't kill anything, it PREVENTS.

        Submitted by rbeducate on Apr 24, 10 at 1:40pm
    • You're fucking retarded. I hope you never reproduce so we don't have more fuck heads like you wasting space.

      Submitted by Mypirate19 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:21pm
  • It doesn't kill anything it prevents dumb people

    Submitted by barbie26 on Apr 23, 10 at 8:36pm
  • That is the worst thing I have ever heard in my whole life.

    Submitted by sammiipoo on Apr 24, 10 at 10:18am
  • It only stops the egg dumbass I think you should know these things if you wana have sex and if not then you deserve to get pregnant

    Submitted by rudelittlebitch on Apr 24, 10 at 5:24pm
  • That's awful!

    Submitted by racheldenney16 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:09pm
  • Bitch shut the fuck up. This is fucked up! If you think that this fucking bull shit is funny then you are fucked up! The fucking end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Classy lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Plan B prevents egg from attaching to the wall of the uterus, it could have been fertalized before that point, and depending on your views that could be considered an abortion.

    Submitted by oobrey on Apr 24, 10 at 2:37am
  • It's really lame how everyone is so technical about everything.

    Submitted by ksloan on Apr 30, 10 at 7:22pm
  • Thts fucked up thinking

    Submitted by umstrack on Apr 24, 10 at 5:59pm
  • How sad that whoever posted this thought it was funny. I'm ashamed that they are from the same state as me.

    Submitted by sfarmer on Apr 23, 10 at 3:42pm
  • Uhhh when an egg is fertilized there isn't a "baby" in the egg yet... It's tecnically just cells multiplying i.e. Just a cluster of cells that don't know there function until later... So I agree learn your arguement before you bitch about it..

    Submitted by aw158585 on Apr 24, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Who says this shit? Sick fuck!!

    Submitted by princessjammie on Apr 24, 10 at 6:02am
  • Haha-sits down and takes some popcorn from Dzi-

    Submitted by noconcern on Apr 24, 10 at 12:14am
  • fuck you it's a baby at conception you ignorant prick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 4:20pm
    • plan b prevents conception

      Submitted by weave on Apr 23, 10 at 4:43pm
      • It prevents implantation, not conception.

        Submitted by catglitter on Apr 23, 10 at 7:12pm
        • No, it actually prevents fertilization by preventing a woman from ovulating, just like her bc pill does (Plan B is just a higher dose birth control pill and is equivalent to taking two of your pills in a day).

          Submitted by greentea77 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:17pm
  • Fucking cunt go kill yourself

    Submitted by ktrue on Apr 26, 10 at 1:36pm
  • 4.14 is not an English professor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 1:10am
  • this site is for people who actually have a sense of humor. so some people either need to get one or f*ck off!

    Submitted by hkg on Apr 24, 10 at 5:29am
  • Yyeah thta rllly not funnnie

    Submitted by Jade110 on Apr 23, 10 at 3:33pm