recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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Plan B doesn't kill babies. It prevents pregnancy. If you're already knocked up, it won't work.
actually you neither killed a baby nor saved a tree since plan b prevents implantation and a tree was already killed to make the box. fail.
You're my favorite.
... the importance of recycling is that you reuse an already dead tree in order to prevent a new one from being cut down and being used. uhm, recycle knowledge fail.
have you ever heard of the phrase "reduce, reuse, recycle"? recycling is the LAST step one should take in reducing the consumption of resources.
Really? Plan B doesn't terminate pregnancies. It prevents one from happening.
This is going to turn into an 'is a fetus a human' whinefest, isn't it? *makes popcorn*
im with you there
3:30, it's a joke, don't be such a fucktard.
Guess u didn't use a condom. Have fun getting HIV
Plan b doesn't kill it prevents. If you're Not smart enough to know that then you shouldn't be having sex
It's actually a parasite. Eating your food using your body's nutrients.
And by law it isn't a human until it breathes... When it's born.
Oh, lighten up people. That was funny as hell.
So wrong.. but so funny.
It's only a baby after it's born
... Save the world, congratz
Where do half the people on here get their info about plan b??? Haha god I'm starting to lose faith in the intelligence of Americas youth.
Good thing I never had any :) We Canadians go straight to the Plan B website lol
This I'd going in my favorite quotes on fb :)
Haha dead baby joke!!
kill two birds with one stone :)
this has to be my all time favorite text.
Example of a model citizen...you
Riotous. I favorited this shit
Only in Arkansas. I'm ashamed to say I'm from this dumbass state!
9:11- But technically another tree wouldve been killed for whatever the box was recycled to be so actually you failed
killing babies isn't funny
People complain about chicks getting abortions or preventing pregnancy, but bitch about having to pay for welfare and shit. Lose-Lose
For those of you saying stuff like "it doesnt kill a baby is prevents one. You're stupid" SHE PROBABLY KNOWS THAT. it's called a joke. Lighten up! LOADS of people exaggerate for jokes. "prevent a baby. Reuse a tree" doesnt sound QUITE as amusing.
That's fucked up
Shut the fuck up everyone and stop taking it literally. It's funny. The end
recycle paper = less baby trees.
Wow. You're an ass. I've been trying to get pregnant for almost two years. If you're so worried about getting pregnant, keep your legs closed.
if it hasn't happened in two years, mother nature is telling you that you aren't fit to be a mother. nothing personal, it's just biology.
Yeah, this. If you can't get knocked up, nature doesn't want your genes spreading (nor do we, if you're that pathetic to get all bent out of shape over someone not wanting to destroy her life like you do). Go adopt a puppy or something.
wow go cry moar because you're barren, no one cares.
dude. it's someone married to a man name buck. are we surprised here?
Ufc and vengenz.. Keep believing plan b doesn't terminate pregnancies... It's a complex hormonal drug that woul clearly have too be too dumbed down for you to understand. Still... The text is funny as shit. Nice work
I love self righteous smartypants who think no one else on the interwebs understands how hormonal regulation works. Besides - it says clearly on the Plan B website that it will not affect existing pregnancies. I would roll my degree up and whack you on the nose with it, if I could.
It's actually pretty simple: Plan B prevents a fertilized egg from implanting in the uterine lining. Now, some may take the position that since egg has met sperm, it's a baby...but that basically means any heterosexual couple that has unprotected sex is guilty of negligent homicide, since eggs fail to implant naturally quite often.
Negligent homicide? I see you're not pro-choice...we can't be friends :(
Actually, Plan B DOES NOT prevent an already fertilized egg from implanting, it just prevents a woman from ovulating. It's just a higher dose of your average birth control pill. So, one step further away from being an abortifacient. :)
a cluster of cells is not a baby.
Kill em both. Progress measured in miles paved and stem cells harvested!
What a fuckin cunt
I think it was funny too. But I just felt Luke I needed to clear that up
ThisNigga's right... Plan B works like the pill, stops an egg from being released or stops it from implanting...
haha relax people. love.
Really? It's not a baby until it breathes? Why didn't your parents kill you when you "weren't a baby"? You weren't breathing yet..
Because they WANTED ME BITCH.\n\nCalled being responsible. Just like taking care of another welfare baby, pre-welfare.
Lol. I've done the same thing. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Congrats!
That's earth day dedication right there.
Everyone who repeated the "how plan b works" spill and the " what's is considered a baby" crap are fcking retarded. We got the first 5 times you said get off your moral\nHigh horse and go drag a black or man or make a Mexican do all your yard work. Damnit people like you are the reason nothing gets done cause all you wanna do is repeat shit that's already said so you can look cool. Fail at life, big fucking fail.
so wrong and so funny all at the same time. All though Plan B isn't an abortion pill it's just back up or oops birth control
Killing babies isn't funny but they go great and sandwhiches
Exactly why I love Arkansas
That's messed up!
It only stops the egg dumbass I think you should know these things if you wana have sex and if not then you deserve to get pregnant
Plan b and BC both kill babies. Once your gizz has met the egg, there's a baby in there. But both of those product release a shit ton of hormones, that prevent the FERTILIZED egg from sticking to the uterine wall. So yes it does kill babies an that is aweful.
LOL\n\nWow, really? You're my new favorite person.
plan B doesn't necessarily prevent a fertilized egg from attaching, it can also prevent it from being fertilized, as birth control does. next time you want to rant and flame something, try research and spell check. kthx
yeah, where did you hear that bullshit? a woman has a right to stop a parasite from growing in her body. birth control doesn't kill anything, it PREVENTS.
You're fucking retarded. I hope you never reproduce so we don't have more fuck heads like you wasting space.
It doesn't kill anything it prevents dumb people
Bitch shut the fuck up. This is fucked up! If you think that this fucking bull shit is funny then you are fucked up! The fucking end.
That is the worst thing I have ever heard in my whole life.
Hello, you must be new to the internet.
Plan B prevents egg from attaching to the wall of the uterus, it could have been fertalized before that point, and depending on your views that could be considered an abortion.
It's really lame how everyone is so technical about everything.
How sad that whoever posted this thought it was funny. I'm ashamed that they are from the same state as me.
Who says this shit? Sick fuck!!
Uhhh when an egg is fertilized there isn't a "baby" in the egg yet... It's tecnically just cells multiplying i.e. Just a cluster of cells that don't know there function until later... So I agree learn your arguement before you bitch about it..
Haha-sits down and takes some popcorn from Dzi-
fuck you it's a baby at conception you
plan b prevents conception
It prevents implantation, not conception.
No, it actually prevents fertilization by preventing a woman from ovulating, just like her bc pill does (Plan B is just a higher dose birth control pill and is equivalent to taking two of your pills in a day).
Fucking cunt go kill yourself
Thts fucked up thinking
4.14 is not an English professor.
this site is for people who actually have a sense of humor. so some people either need to get one or f*ck off!
Yyeah thta rllly not funnnie