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  (203): You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly http://tfl.nu/snl2
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  Submitted by DP24 on Jan 19, 12 at 1:06pm

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  Mushrooms. nothing else but that would make you drown some damn apples. Holy shit.

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  Submitted by sagus on Jan 19, 12 at 12:20pm

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  Next time buy oranges. They only hum at you

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  Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 19, 12 at 12:13pm

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  Better to try and flush them than try and bob for them.

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  Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 19, 12 at 4:38pm

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  The Pink Lady's use too much vibrato, and Granny Smith never could hold a tune!

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  Submitted by TaterTotTibby on Jan 20, 12 at 3:08am

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  how do you like them apples?

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  Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 20, 12 at 6:55am

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  Shoulda made them take the singing outside

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  Submitted by vilemthewinner on Jan 25, 12 at 8:17pm

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  Crack's a hell of a drug..

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