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  • If you smell like Jager you already smell like penis. And no, it doesn't matter which gender.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:26am
  • Camels? Will you marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:35am
  • Is this really funny? Its a carbon copy of half the stuff on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:59am
  • not to be a french grammar nazi, but its Eau

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:13am
  • this sounds like the only plan i ever have

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:01am
  • ...man juice maybe?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:32pm
  • oh i know that one!! personal fave!! minus the plan b though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:58am
  • camels and plan b are my faves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:54am
  • ...or birth control and not act like a whore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:09am
  • whooa, this was my weekend. do i have a twin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:23pm
  • hahah who ever thinks this girl is a whore..this is mass..this is EVERY GIRLS saturday morning! and if it isn't, last night was uneventful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:58pm
  • smell like penis? never heard that one before. balls maybe, but not penis. nh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:03am
  • i read this and thought.... this has to be the north shore.... and it is.... stuff hasnt changed since i moved to WA. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:32am
  • mmm, camels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:42am
  • Should have read this before last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:58pm
  • you girls you need to stop using plan b as birth control... be smart and either get on birth control or use a condom or stop having sex if your so dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Camels ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:25am
  • i know right 7:11! doesn't anyone use condoms anymore?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:07am
  • sounds kinda skankish if you ask me...still kinda amusing tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Were is this girl located...Need to meet up with her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:53am
  • Oh look, another post about Plan B.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:11am
  • ahhh, my favorite perfume. au de morning after.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:45am
  • i get these texts from the same girl once a weekend...thats bad 1:42, penis most deff has a smell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Typical massachusetts college WHORE. Def not gf material, ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:01am
  • Will you marry me

    Submitted by micp3249 on Sep 9, 11 at 3:58am
  • ..or take it in the ass? no one ever got knocked up from taking one in the pooper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:04am
  • i got you sliping on my swag shoes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:02am
  • Sounds like an awesome night to me, I love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:16pm
  • This one is stupid ... and most likely a FAKE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:31pm
  • finally someone who aggrees that penis has a smell...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Then what a sad world it is when the only proof of an eventful night is not remembering it, but thinking "cool, I smell like a stranger and might be pregnant"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:54am
  • If you smell like Jager, you ARE a penis. And celebrity deaths are still funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:57pm
  • how can a penis not have a smell? it excretes fluids and spends the majority of its time under boxers/pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:04pm