I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
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If you smell like Jager you already smell like penis. And no, it doesn't matter which gender.
Camels? Will you marry me?
Is this really funny? Its a carbon copy of half the stuff on this site.
not to be a french grammar nazi, but its Eau
this sounds like the only plan i ever have
...man juice maybe?!
oh i know that one!! personal fave!! minus the plan b though.
camels and plan b are my faves
...or birth control and not act like a whore?
whooa, this was my weekend. do i have a twin?
hahah who ever thinks this girl is a whore..this is mass..this is EVERY GIRLS saturday morning! and if it isn't, last night was uneventful.
smell like penis? never heard that one before. balls maybe, but not penis. nh.
i read this and thought.... this has to be the north shore.... and it is.... stuff hasnt changed since i moved to WA. lol
Should have read this before last night.
you girls you need to stop using plan b as birth control... be smart and either get on birth control or use a condom or stop having sex if your so dumb
i know right 7:11! doesn't anyone use condoms anymore?!
sounds kinda skankish if you ask me...still kinda amusing tho
Were is this girl located...Need to meet up with her.
Oh look, another post about Plan B.
ahhh, my favorite perfume. au de morning after.
i get these texts from the same girl once a weekend...thats bad
1:42, penis most deff has a smell
Typical massachusetts college WHORE. Def not gf material, ha.
Will you marry me
..or take it in the ass? no one ever got knocked up from taking one in the pooper
i got you sliping on my swag shoes...
Sounds like an awesome night to me, I love it.
This one is stupid ... and most likely a FAKE.
finally someone who aggrees that penis has a smell...
Then what a sad world it is when the only proof of an eventful night is not remembering it, but thinking "cool, I smell like a stranger and might be pregnant"
If you smell like Jager, you ARE a penis. And celebrity deaths are still funny.
how can a penis not have a smell? it excretes fluids and spends the majority of its time under boxers/pants.