I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
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If you smell like Jager you already smell like penis. And no, it doesn't matter which gender.
Is this really funny? Its a carbon copy of half the stuff on this site.
not to be a french grammar nazi, but its Eau
...man juice maybe?!
Camels? Will you marry me?
camels and plan b are my faves
oh i know that one!! personal fave!! minus the plan b though.
i read this and thought.... this has to be the north shore.... and it is.... stuff hasnt changed since i moved to WA. lol
whooa, this was my weekend. do i have a twin?
hahah who ever thinks this girl is a whore..this is mass..this is EVERY GIRLS saturday morning! and if it isn't, last night was uneventful.
this sounds like the only plan i ever have
Should have read this before last night.
smell like penis? never heard that one before. balls maybe, but not penis. nh.
...or birth control and not act like a whore?
Were is this girl located...Need to meet up with her.
sounds kinda skankish if you ask me...still kinda amusing tho
i know right 7:11! doesn't anyone use condoms anymore?!
Oh look, another post about Plan B.
you girls you need to stop using plan b as birth control... be smart and either get on birth control or use a condom or stop having sex if your so dumb
ahhh, my favorite perfume. au de morning after.
Sounds like an awesome night to me, I love it.
i got you sliping on my swag shoes...
i get these texts from the same girl once a weekend...thats bad
1:42, penis most deff has a smell
..or take it in the ass? no one ever got knocked up from taking one in the pooper
Typical massachusetts college WHORE. Def not gf material, ha.
Will you marry me
Then what a sad world it is when the only proof of an eventful night is not remembering it, but thinking "cool, I smell like a stranger and might be pregnant"
This one is stupid ... and most likely a FAKE.
finally someone who aggrees that penis has a smell...
If you smell like Jager, you ARE a penis. And celebrity deaths are still funny.
how can a penis not have a smell? it excretes fluids and spends the majority of its time under boxers/pants.