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  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:25am

    Camels ftw

  • 54 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:26am

    If you smell like Jager you already smell like penis. And no, it doesn't matter which gender.

  • 52 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:35am

    Camels? Will you marry me?

  • 48 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:32pm

    ...man juice maybe?!

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:32am

    i read this and thought.... this has to be the north shore.... and it is.... stuff hasnt changed since i moved to WA. lol

  • 46 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:59am

    Is this really funny? Its a carbon copy of half the stuff on this site.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:54am

    camels and plan b are my faves

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:58pm

    hahah who ever thinks this girl is a whore..this is mass..this is EVERY GIRLS saturday morning! and if it isn't, last night was uneventful.

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:01am

    this sounds like the only plan i ever have

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:58pm

    Should have read this before last night.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:58am

    oh i know that one!! personal fave!! minus the plan b though.

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:13am

    not to be a french grammar nazi, but its Eau

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:03am

    smell like penis? never heard that one before. balls maybe, but not penis. nh.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:09am

    ...or birth control and not act like a whore?

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:53am

    Were is this girl located...Need to meet up with her.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:41pm

    you girls you need to stop using plan b as birth control... be smart and either get on birth control or use a condom or stop having sex if your so dumb

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:14pm

    sounds kinda skankish if you ask me...still kinda amusing tho

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:11am

    Oh look, another post about Plan B.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:42am

    mmm, camels

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:23pm

    whooa, this was my weekend. do i have a twin?

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:01am

    Typical massachusetts college WHORE. Def not gf material, ha.

  • 27 36
    Submitted by micp3249 on Sep 9, 11 at 3:58am

    Will you marry me

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:43pm

    i get these texts from the same girl once a weekend...thats bad 1:42, penis most deff has a smell

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:07am

    i know right 7:11! doesn't anyone use condoms anymore?!

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:54am

    Then what a sad world it is when the only proof of an eventful night is not remembering it, but thinking "cool, I smell like a stranger and might be pregnant"

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:31pm

    This one is stupid ... and most likely a FAKE.

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:16pm

    Sounds like an awesome night to me, I love it.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:04am

    ..or take it in the ass? no one ever got knocked up from taking one in the pooper

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:02am

    i got you sliping on my swag shoes...

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:04pm

    how can a penis not have a smell? it excretes fluids and spends the majority of its time under boxers/pants.

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:57pm

    If you smell like Jager, you ARE a penis. And celebrity deaths are still funny.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:45am

    ahhh, my favorite perfume. au de morning after.

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:42pm

    finally someone who aggrees that penis has a smell...