I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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I bet she'll come over and see you chewing on a big black cock.
That's an expensive chew toy hahahaha
Came here to say exactly this. Although my taste in sex toys tends to come from Grand Opening or Blowfish, so maybe my perception of what dildoes cost is kinda skewed.
Yeah, those are just dog toys. I don't use them. Just for my dog. Ha. So funny. Ha.
That'll be the only time you'll ever hear "Wow, that's a nice big cock!" from a woman.
Well, that sends the right message if they were worried you weren't really a lesbian.
Can't wait for your fame to visit,
I know a lesbian that does this.