i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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Wow, asshole, you don't deserve to be fucking her if you're saying this kinda shit to your friends. I hope to god she didn't get those stretch marks while she was pregnant with your baby.
seriously, this is some tragic shit. I was thinking too about how I got stretch marks when my tits went up a size or on my hips when my ass got rounder. like, the marks aren't pretty, but how are you gonna complain about bigger T&A? it doesn't necessarily mean fat belly or something, and even if it did this text is shameful
Dude... At least he's still fucking her
Your an ass
"All cats look gray in the dark" - Benjamin Franklin
This is horrible. What a douche.
Then don't be fucking her!!
You could just turn the lights off, or dim them, and then you wouldn't have to see anything.
Wow.. What has sex come to?
Now that's planning ahead. With beer goggles you can only take them off the next morning.
Might be a female talking about a fat guy? Doubtful but possible.
Im a girl and this is the funniest thing ever!
Bahahahahahahahahaha I love you! Let's fuck!
That's sad. She cant help it...
Ladies commenting: shut the fuck up about inner beauty and iron my shirt
I completely understand
That belly looks like cheese pizza which reminds me I'm hungry. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com
Oh Richmond... =)