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  • Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 10, 10 at 1:03pm

    Wow, asshole, you don't deserve to be fucking her if you're saying this kinda shit to your friends. I hope to god she didn't get those stretch marks while she was pregnant with your baby.

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      Submitted by colabea on Dec 12, 10 at 7:45pm

      seriously, this is some tragic shit. I was thinking too about how I got stretch marks when my tits went up a size or on my hips when my ass got rounder. like, the marks aren't pretty, but how are you gonna complain about bigger T&A? it doesn't necessarily mean fat belly or something, and even if it did this text is shameful

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        Submitted by escapedlunatic on Dec 20, 10 at 11:57pm

        Dude... At least he's still fucking her

  • Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 10, 10 at 4:02pm

    Your an ass

  • Submitted by mlpmlp on Dec 11, 10 at 12:06am

    This is horrible. What a douche.

  • Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 10, 10 at 9:56am

    "All cats look gray in the dark" - Benjamin Franklin

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 11, 10 at 1:17am

    Then don't be fucking her!!

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    Submitted by soko on Dec 10, 10 at 12:03pm

    You could just turn the lights off, or dim them, and then you wouldn't have to see anything.

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    Submitted by karmasidekick on Dec 22, 10 at 2:03am

    Wow.. What has sex come to?

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    Submitted by iHannah on Dec 28, 10 at 10:33am

    Im a girl and this is the funniest thing ever!

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    Submitted by GoodOlDave on Dec 11, 10 at 9:48am

    Now that's planning ahead. With beer goggles you can only take them off the next morning.

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    Submitted by hu8mybacon on Dec 11, 10 at 6:45pm

    ashton kutcher???

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    Submitted by TheBigMac on Dec 11, 10 at 5:03pm

    Might be a female talking about a fat guy? Doubtful but possible.

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    Submitted by krazywhiterich on Jan 14, 11 at 4:48pm

    Niiiiiiice

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    Submitted by kkristinn12 on Jan 6, 11 at 11:23pm

    That's sad. She cant help it...

  • Submitted by farkyfark on Dec 11, 10 at 9:05pm

    Ladies commenting: shut the fuck up about inner beauty and iron my shirt

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    Submitted by TheBigMac on Dec 11, 10 at 5:03pm

    Might be a female talking about a fat guy? Doubtful but possible.

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    Submitted by lou2you on Jun 20, 12 at 11:54pm

    Bahahahahahahahahaha I love you! Let's fuck!

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    Submitted by farkyfark on Dec 11, 10 at 9:05pm

    Ladies commenting: shut the fuck up about inner beauty and iron my shirt

  • Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Dec 10, 10 at 1:49pm

    That belly looks like cheese pizza which reminds me I'm hungry. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com

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    Submitted by anonymous420 on Dec 10, 10 at 10:53am

    Oh Richmond... =)

  • Submitted by drugs on Dec 10, 10 at 9:27pm

    I completely understand

  • Submitted by DGKSpanky on Dec 10, 10 at 11:29am

    Dude Me2

  • Submitted by DGKSpanky on Dec 10, 10 at 11:29am

    Dude Me2